JOE CHRONIC
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You might just end up with dead budz...
Cemetary Growers
- Thread starter Jiu Jitsu Playa
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TheMintMan
I WISH we had an abandoned cemetery around here. All we have are those nice ones like Forest Lawn...still partied there...just had to wait until after dark and hop a 15 foot tall cinderblock fence on a main street. 
If anyone has a pic of some cheeb growing next to a headstone post it. I gotta see this now.
If anyone has a pic of some cheeb growing next to a headstone post it. I gotta see this now.
nice.
It wasn't on top of a grave. As I remember it, that cemetary was treated like a park. It was really a beautiful place. There were people always walking through it and picnicking in it. Death and the dead don't seem to have the same taboos attached there...
The first time I went out to the Danish countryside to see my squeeze we kinda did it in another cemetery... as far as I can recall we didn't give it a thought or even consider the fact that we were pornographically desecrating graves.
No zombies. Not even a bunch of Thai prisoners dancing like them.
And the earthbong was sublime. Its not like it went 6 feet into the earth up some corpse nostril. Nepalese hash and Neville's haze charras. Yum.
The first time I went out to the Danish countryside to see my squeeze we kinda did it in another cemetery... as far as I can recall we didn't give it a thought or even consider the fact that we were pornographically desecrating graves.
No zombies. Not even a bunch of Thai prisoners dancing like them.
And the earthbong was sublime. Its not like it went 6 feet into the earth up some corpse nostril. Nepalese hash and Neville's haze charras. Yum.
Just curious if anybody has ever really seen an abandoned cemetary????
Yeah I've found a few in the woods, 80 to 200yr old headstones. Overgrown with trees and brush.
On a general farming note, plants can uptake toxins from rotting corpses which in turn can make you sick or dead. Generally a good idea to plant up hill from buried bodies. Something like 10-15ft away should be good.
I wouldn't knowingly plant a crop of any kind that I intend to ingest within 20-30+ ft of a corpse of any kind.
On a general farming note, plants can uptake toxins from rotting corpses which in turn can make you sick or dead. Generally a good idea to plant up hill from buried bodies. Something like 10-15ft away should be good.
I wouldn't knowingly plant a crop of any kind that I intend to ingest within 20-30+ ft of a corpse of any kind.
SuperThrowed
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This is pretty much what I came in here to post
Most of the bodies buried in cemeteries in the US within the last 50 or so years have been embalmed with some seriously dangerous chemicals.
I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be smoking any product that is grown in soil containing that shit.
a strange topic that hits close to home. i possess keys to a gated, rural cemetary surrounded first by trees which then opens into farm fields. about as close to a perfect setup that i have found, and there are others out there nearly as good. you corn growers need to check out the grave yards more carefully. visiting the dead is a viable reason for one to be in the countryside and these tracts will often provide a space to conceal vehicles, movement, etc. one also may need a shovel, ferts, and other items to properly care for a grave site. but please remember where you are at. respect, very important. peace-biteme
BeardedClam
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I love cemeterys
I love cemeterys
When I was in cali, hell even the midwest. When I was working for an home alarm company. I would have several hours of down time and I traveled 250-400 miles daily, you would run out of things to do. I would pull a Cemetery on the GPS and I would go hang out for a few hours and smoke like a chimney. Several reasons including but not limited too:
NO cops!
Other people there are not driving looking at you, they're are there for their own reasons.
Grounds keepers keep their distance to be respectful.
NEVER busy
Sometimes It's a good way to reflect on one's life.
Cemeteries are my favorite places to smoke
I love cemeterys
When I was in cali, hell even the midwest. When I was working for an home alarm company. I would have several hours of down time and I traveled 250-400 miles daily, you would run out of things to do. I would pull a Cemetery on the GPS and I would go hang out for a few hours and smoke like a chimney. Several reasons including but not limited too:
NO cops!
Other people there are not driving looking at you, they're are there for their own reasons.
Grounds keepers keep their distance to be respectful.
NEVER busy
Sometimes It's a good way to reflect on one's life.
Cemeteries are my favorite places to smoke
there is a huge cometary over here in the bay, that recently started growing there own wine grapes to produce wine for the public.
there are many many around where i live
mostly family plots on farmland
very sad to see the forgotten shape they are in
Kizzattack
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This is actually an interesting idea. People in general don't want to mess about with anything in a graveyard, including plants. As I'm not bothered by the dark, or ghosts, it would be pretty secure going to maintain the plants at night. One problem is that a lot of stoners I know regularly toke up in graveyards. A few years ago there was a stoner "crew" that would always meet up in the local graveyard to smoke. As long as the graveyard is remote, I don't think this would pose a problem though.
Anyone know of any abandoned graveyards in south west England?
Anyone know of any abandoned graveyards in south west England?
Kizzattack
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Kind of off topic, but this is very true. It's sad to think that once these people were living their lives, going out with friends and loved ones, working, and enjoying life. Now there's nothing left to remember their life by apart from a neglected, weathered grave stone in the ground. It reminds me of an aphorism I had as my signature, by Bruce Lee. "The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering."
Kizzattack
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That's specifically the area I'm looking for a graveyard in. I was thinking maybe Powderham Castle area, or an old chapel up on or around Dartmoor to have a look. I'm slightly cautious of Dartmoor though. Not everyone believes in the big cat rumours, but I sure do.
Jiu Jitsu Playa
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now we are thinking chaps.
and for those of you who dont think its a good idea, a old man in iraq once told me through a translator "You cant be a pussy all your life"
and for those of you who dont think its a good idea, a old man in iraq once told me through a translator "You cant be a pussy all your life"
