Funny pullover story

[lysol]

So I had just gotten out of jail for an illegal arrest ( overnight stay but still ), so I'm all like enjoying my freedom at this point. Me and my buddy are trying to find fast food and were lost. A cop going hte opposite direction at a 4 way stop hangs a U and starts tailing us mad. We turn onto a main road and he stays on our ass, we hang another U and hes still on us. This continues for literally 5+ minutes as we make what seemed like 20+ U turns! ( in reality like 6. ) We finally decide to pull over in a parking spot, I hang out the car window and the cop stops like 50ft away. Im all like whats up mang! hes like how are you doing, whos car is this? I like ignore him I'm like how do you get to xyz, hes like ummm up the street to the left and dips.

 

[whiterabbit9]

hmmm

so you gave him a little attitude ?
not the smartest move

what was the illegal arrest for ?

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Last Summer was driving with my chick and we had just drank 2 beers at a restaurant during lunch. Well I'm in Redding, up north and a cop starts tailing me. So I pulled out of a left turn lane and went straight through the light (lost in a new town). Well as soon as I do this he turns on his lights and I pull into a gas station. I was shitting bricks, but kept it together and asked the chick to pull out the map and act all touristy and bewildered but to look embarrased goofy style. He was like "I pulled you over because you were swerving and driving erratically" So I said "So sorry, can you tell us how to get to .... Steak House, we are visiting Grandma, from out of town, and are lost."
Right away he gets all friendly and gives us directions to the spot..that was close..

 

[whiterabbit9]

smart fast thinking

saved your ass for sure



I have also one to share

Me and a very cool girlfriend of mine, are on mdma, was a very cool night, at the end we took a ride to a city in the woodsy city not too far away, she said it was pretty romantic lol, anyways

coming back, you know, I try to drive safe

I look behind me, man like no joke, 15 cars are behind me, it was a 1 lane so no one couldn't pass us, it was a road to get back to the main city

so i'm like fuck man, i'm high lol
worse is, we just smoked one!

(I know it wasn't the smartest thing to do, we were young, I don't even smoke when driving anymore)

so after a couple of seconds man

In the rear view mirror, I see the blue and red lights... Oh no!!

so my girl has the weed in a box in her purse

they come to the window of my car (the police)

I was going 40 in a 90 km zone LOL (trying to be safe don't want any accidents)

they come up, smells like herb eh ?

they tell me to get out, my girl acted really cool, they didn't search her things, we really look like good kids

so there are like 2-3 squad cars, at least 5 police officers

1 big guy is flashing his light in my eyes lol, i'm high as hell lol really

he was like a bully, acting tough
yeah so your high ?

no man

your high man don't lie to me

okay man I smoked (lol) , he was really being agressive

so now the part where the lord was with me

this tall, skinnier police officer (with glasses), started to take over
man he was a good guy

so talks to me, asks me if my girl can drive, yeah

(he was a good soul, good heart you could feel)

so it's all good, we switch, she drives home

I was driving a really old Hyunday elantra (hard to handle) so wasn't always feeling safe on the road, even my girl was having a hard time driving back

I still remember that night lol
I almost had a heart attack when I saw those lights

got lucky, nowaddays, they try to pin you with driving under the influence/dangerous driving even if you just smoked

 

[Big D]

This is like a true story.....

This is like a true story.....



The funny thing... it's like hard to crotchet.

 

[Moldy Dreads]

The funny thing... it's like hard to crotchet.

WTF. LMFAO! Does she look Asian or is just me?

 

[randude101]

One time I was mad at all of the confusion and noise in my house with teenagers and stuff. I go to my nice new Explorer parked in front and have some beers and some herb. I had the stereo going and that AC too. I drifted to sleep. I wake up to some cop knocking on my window.

He is all concerned because I am on a city street with the car running, and intoxicated. I told him that the kids were driving me crazy and I had to get away. He damn near took me in.

You are not allowed to be in control of a motor vehicle if intoxicated. You better not have the keys if they find you that way in the car. The fact that I had the car running was a sure fire conviction for them. Because I was directly in front of my house he let me go. That was before I had a police record. Now they would take me in no question.

 

[whiterabbit9]

Yeah, if you are at a party, and go to sleep in your car, and you are drunk, and have the keys there.

Cops knock, wake you up, oh, you we're going somewhere boy ?

 

[randude101]

Depends on the cop.. I was let go. I was in front of my own house. Not sure what would happen to anyone else, but I was let go with a very stern warning to never do that again.

 

[iGro4Me]

They're all funny as long as no one gets popped.

Although, I'm against drinking and driving under any circimstances.

 

[strydr]

Small town Texas, many years ago.
I was in court for a misdemeanor possession. This guy was there for a DUI. Deal was, him and a buddy were driving home, drunk, and ran out of gas. Buddy is out back pushing, while the guy is pushing from the front (driver side) door, with the keys in the ignition. Guy got a DUI, while buddy out back got drunk in public..

All the judge wanted was cash. I watched him hand out fines, then negotiate the cost, based on what people could come up with (think shakedown style). When it was my turn, after berating me, he asked for $1K, and I said yes sir, here ya go. Case dismissed.

 

[LandOfTheHaze]

So I had just gotten out of jail for an illegal arrest ( overnight stay but still ), so I'm all like enjoying my freedom at this point. Me and my buddy are trying to find fast food and were lost. A cop going hte opposite direction at a 4 way stop hangs a U and starts tailing us mad. We turn onto a main road and he stays on our ass, we hang another U and hes still on us. This continues for literally 5+ minutes as we make what seemed like 20+ U turns! ( in reality like 6. ) We finally decide to pull over in a parking spot, I hang out the car window and the cop stops like 50ft away. Im all like whats up mang! hes like how are you doing, whos car is this? I like ignore him I'm like how do you get to xyz, hes like ummm up the street to the left and dips.

just go about your business and remember this cop can do
WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS

dont antagonize pigs in any way or youre asking for trouble. they can make up anything they want and arrest you for anything they want.

 

[lysol]

I'd give more details about the illegal arrest but my case is peculiar enough for the details to link to my name. Cool stories though.. and yeah we didnt have attitute we were just like wtf, I mean at that point even if we had anything on us, the fact hes following us all over town is entrapment / profiling

 

[HairlessCaveApe]

Damn, way back in the day me and a Brudda wer out ridin after hours. We stoped at a li'l diner in woodbridge nj. Soon's we pulled in everybody stared at us. Loud Pipes Save Lives. Well anyhow, we got our food and ate and had a real good time but we we'r prety wasted. This is back when it wasnt such a big deal. But anyhow, we got up to pay our bill and we walked up to the counter. When I got up there I noticed the mint jar. I reached in and grabed me some mints and atem. The lady behind the counter looked at me all snotty and told me "use the spoon if you want some mints." I lloked at her kinda confused cause I just didnt get it but then in a flash of understanding I grabbed the spoon and plunged it into the mint bowl and ate the mints rite off the spoon. Well that just seemed to be too much for anyone elce to bear. The lady started screamin at me somkinda shitt I couldnt even understand, my buddy started laughfin loud as he could at her, and the cops that wer sittin in the booth where we couldnt see them came runnin out and promply arrested us for drunkin disorderly. I heardem jinglin twards us before I even seenem. Damn. The drugs wer powerfull! I didnt even know what I was busted for. When they finaly explained it to me I kept askenim "So yer bustin me for eatin mints off a spoon? -She told me to use the spoon!" No mercy in Woodbridge NJ!

 

[lordbudly]

hairlesscaveape i had to log in just to post and say ahahahahahaha that is the funniest story ever!~!!

 

[HairlessCaveApe]

Strange days my Friend!

 

[lysol]

funny mint story, whenever I see those things I stuff my pockets with fist fulls of mints so I'll be str8 on mints for several days

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

you know what they say about eating too much mint though?

hairless, that story was amazing lol... too bad you got arrested...

 

[Scorp1on]

here's mine:

me and my best friend were smoking at the industrial port in my town(alot of ppl used to go there to smoke, race with cars and fish) I remember we were alone and we saw the cop coming...so we hide all our stuff and start acting, they come to my car and knock on the window, we open our window just enough to hear em talk and to give em our ID(you could almost see the smoke in the car). they take our ID and call the central...we hear "is negative leave them alone..."

turns out my friend's dad is the one taking the 911 calls...so everyone know him...but that was 10years ago, now things have changed...

 

[Mrs.Babba]

In the late 70's I went to a concert in a little convention center type place...there were about 6 of us..we get in to the building and sit in seats and start watching the concert...someone lights a joint and passes it down the row...it gets to me and I take a hit and pass it to my girlfriend and she starts to pass it on[she didnt smoke] we both feel a tap on our shoulders...its the cops,they take us[only the 2 of us] outside and proceed to give us a bunch of shit[saying stuff like "dont do the crime if you cant do the time!!"] and write us both a ticket to appear in court, and we asked them can we go tell our friends so we can get the key to the car so we dont have to sit out here all night, they said they would go tell them, and of course they didnt!! I was 18 and had to go to court and pay a fine[my very straight mother freaked out] and my girlfriend was only 17 and got probation and she didnt even smoke!! It sucked! fucking cops attitude was soo bad, acted like such assholes, Ill never forget that!