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Rainman

The revolution will not be televised.....
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Heavy Dank Nugg - You need some ass right away my friend!!! 10 years with no lovin!!!???? What the hell are you? Superman!? How can you even type after 10 years of nada!!? Hey even Romeo got a little bit before he cashed out over love! Prayin and burning some "Black Love" incense for you man!
 

slappyjack

Member
My favorite ex (the only one I wasn't happy losing) married a greasy lawyer a few years ago. I told her it was a mistake because she's smarter than that.

6 months later she was divorced. What a waste.
 

KillerDemo

Active member
sounds like me ex...she was good lookin and was takin care of herself when she was with me...then after she split she got into coke and looks like a skeleton with skin. be glad your done with her b4 she changed into something worse
 

Corpsey

pollen dabber
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you know i am very happy when bitches get unhappy marriages, way fat, and a baby!

Thats 3 bullets i dodged!
 
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randude101

I am not expert on this, but I personally think women love sex more than men.

The difference is that men want indisciminate sex with nameless, voiceless chicks.

Women want a man that is committed to them. Relationship, marriage, whatever, and sex until it is boring. Then a new relationship, marriage. Always a better man over the horizon.
 

DiscoBiscuit

weed fiend
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I just want to hear about YOU and your ex's now.

Hehe. You want to hear about my ex? I married Satan incarnate! She's still a hottie so no satisfaction there. This bitch has bi-polar disorder (among other things) and she was love/hate 24/7. On top of that, her two girlfriends are man haters cause their too f'n stupid to cultivate working relationships. It didn't take long to realize she was trashing me behind my back and gushing love to my face. As I would later learn, her girlfriends encouraged her to tear me a new one before, during and after the split.

Instead of yer typical bad divorce, this one was atomic. I got in a few fights and more than a few near-fights because this bitch was fucking with other guys' heads. Hell, the bitch even took me to civil court for physical abuse because she didn't have a leg to stand on in criminal court. You know the type, they'll sucker punch you closed fisted and call the cops if you retaliate. LOL, the civil judge threw out all the charges and admonished her on the stand for her attempts at monetary gain.

I realized my mistake and tied to make the best of it. I even let her have the house as I didn't want to fight over money in court. I got a small apartment and carried on.

Only 6 weeks of separation was enough for the bitch to beg me to return. She bawled like a baby, fell to her knees, wrapped her arms around my upper thigh and wouldn't let go. All of this happened in her front yard, right in front of the gawking neighbors! (The very people my ex had convinced I was an abuser.) I stroked her forehead as I told her we'd never work out. This went on for what seemed like an eternity, she still wouldn't let go! I remember like yesterday dragging her ass across the lawn as I headed for the truck.

Oh the irony! She hooked up with the poster boy for anger management. I tell you I get no joy at the thoughts of anybody getting beaten. During a phone call, she told me he hit her across the bridge of the nose with a glass bottle. This fell on deaf ears because I imagined her being up to old tricks. Then I saw her in the grocer wearing a huge pair of cheap sunglasses. We didn't talk but I could see the bruises. She looked like a racoon.

The funny thing is it didn't break my heart to see her like that. In another circumstance I would break the man in half, regardless of divorce. Instead, something told me she alone has to manage her affairs from now on.
 
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heavy dank nugg

Heavy Dank Nugg - You need some ass right away my friend!!! 10 years with no lovin!!!???? What the hell are you? Superman!? How can you even type after 10 years of nada!!? Hey even Romeo got a little bit before he cashed out over love! Prayin and burning some "Black Love" incense for you man!
well i have been to the japanese massage palor a few times. there is no connection but its sex. Ive turned down about a dozen women in just the last year.....I still find myself looking for her in everyone and everywhere i go.... I would show up at her house and i would tell her all the things i never did when we were together but if shes with someone else it might really really kill me..... I should have never typed a word of this but ive got a severe abcessed tooth. no insurance and im making even worse decissions than usuall cause i cant think straight through the pain.....ah well this to shall pass
 

Mr. Burgundy

Active member
I'm waiting for the first poster to chime in with "my ex went and got a sex change RIGHT after we split up...."

Well, not waiting, but I wouldn't be surprised....

NO, my ex wife didn't do it. And no my ex-wife isn't on a thread on the Bizarro ICMAG talking about me gettin one...I didn't do it ! LMAO

But an ex-coworker of mine did it...That's a WHOLE 'nutha story.....
 
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Paco

Nothing wrong about being happy about your ex's loss of looks.
Hell,I was down right overly happy the last time i saw my ex.
Went down to GA to clear some things up with court and her. She looked horrible, gained lots of weight and the whole nine. I, on the other hand, lost eighty lbs since our last encounter. Needless to say, I felt pretty good about the whole thing, and still do.
Bask in the glory while it lasts...
 

DiscoBiscuit

weed fiend
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..... I should have never typed a word of this but ive got a severe abcessed tooth. no insurance and im making even worse decissions than usuall cause i cant think straight through the pain.....ah well this to shall pass

Sorry to hear about the bum tooth, nugg. Hope you get relief soon. The hospital emergency room, maybe?

Don't regret letting on about yer feelings. If you keep all that inside it will burn a hole in yer gut. Virtual friends are better than real-time for shit like this, hehe.

You can love yer ex and still have a relationship. Meet girls, make friendships. Sooner or later yer gonna decide which ones you want to be more than friends with. Good chance one/some of them will be thinking the same about you.

The love of yer life shouldn't hold it against you for having a girlfriend, even if she changes her mind about you in the future.
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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I'm waiting for the first poster to chime in with "my ex went and got a sex change RIGHT after we split up...."

Well, not waiting, but I wouldn't be surprised....

NO, my ex wife didn't do it. And no my ex-wife isn't on a thread on the Bizarro ICMAG talking about me gettin one...I didn't do it ! LMAO

But an ex-coworker of mine did it...That's a WHOLE 'nutha story.....


On that note, it would appear that our friend, Elite, had his account info changed by his girl.....who he gave his log-in info to.

What a foo :moon:

Elite's girl....please chime in :laughing:
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
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go ahead and gloat because she probably.......

go ahead and gloat because she probably.......

started a thread in another forum titled:
'My ex uses the name devilgoob in weed forums, should I be glad I dumped him?'
 

HairlessCaveApe

Active member
One time I walked into a bar in South West Philly and herd an old girlfrien singin in the only ugly way she could. She just tore it up. Crazy. Crazy for feeeeeeeeelin sooo lonleyyyyyyy..... It was ear peirsin. I knew the last time I saw her she was gettin real fat in a real bad and ugly way. It was at a bus stop. I was at the crosstreet and I didnt even put my feet down. She yelled Johnnyyyyyyyy............. I goosed it. She wasnt too bad to star with but like I said, she got fat in a real ugly way! --Well anyhow. When I heard her singin in the bar I was able to slip out without her ever even see me. I didnt even have to see her either! I was able to leave before I ever had to look at her.:Bolt:
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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One time I walked into a bar in South West Philly and herd an old girlfrien singin in the only ugly way she could. She just tore it up. Crazy. Crazy for feeeeeeeeelin sooo lonleyyyyyyy..... It was ear peirsin. I knew the last time I saw her she was gettin real fat in a real bad and ugly way. It was at a bus stop. I was at the crosstreet and I didnt even put my feet down. She yelled Johnnyyyyyyyy............. I goosed it. She wasnt too bad to star with but like I said, she got fat in a real ugly way! --Well anyhow. When I heard her singin in the bar I was able to slip out without her ever even see me. I didnt even have to see her either! I was able to leave before I ever had to look at her.:Bolt:


I was in the bar that night!

:laughing:

S.W. was an old haunt :joint:

Remember Trio's ? :nanana:
 

VirginHarvester

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I think it's a pride thing
one day your pride might fuck you

and taking happiness from something like that, yeah I think it's wrong
Tend to agree, not that it's "wrong" because it's natural, but because it's a slippery slope, which is what you are pointing out.

Was she a particularly mean person- did she do anything wrong... was she a mean person, selfish etc? Yeah, I know, even if so, does that mean she deserves to be ugly? Probably not. I can relate to the author's feelings but it's important we all understand it's just not a very advanced way of thinking, though perhaps a natural tendency in men.
 

whodair

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my ex has a hollow look due to prescription pill addiction. her flesh is somewhat slack on the bone. I still enjoy getting off w her though.
 
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