very funny thread 
Craiglist Dangers
- Thread starter Moldy Dreads
- Start date
heres a fukin great one!!!!!!:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/852526961.html
light house keeping needed.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/852526961.html
light house keeping needed.
Light house cleaning needed
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Date: 2008-09-23, 4:28PM CDT
Need some light house cleaning. I'm pretty busy and not able to clean my apartment so I need someone to do some light work once a week or so. Here are some pictures to give a general idea.
Location: Houston, TX
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 852526961
i guess the one above came off this "best of craigslist" ads.
actual ads...lol..... .theres some good ones (wish i was stoned readin these):
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
actual ads...lol..... .theres some good ones (wish i was stoned readin these):
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
Mr. Burgundy
Active member
just remember, it is NOT okay to contact that person for commercial interests...
shit, and i was just about to call that guy up and say "hey dude, you busy? yeah, i need you to come over to my house and trash the shit"
too bad, maybe he'd do it for free
ArcticBlast
too bad, maybe he'd do it for free
ArcticBlast
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ocean99
I'm watching the news right now and this old ass dude around here was just arrested for indecent exposure. He posted adds on craigslist for a "caretaker" and when the ladies show up for their duties he starts jacking off in their faces haha. Got away with it a bunch of times before he gets arrested, how does that work? Fuckin strange days.
This economyis a killer, I've never seen so many hooker adds - I wonder how many are cops?
Hello Gentlemen
My name is Erin... I am a 20 year old Independent Entertainer
I am 5'5 with beautiful green eyes
I am 125 pds and my measurments are 36c-24-34
Don't wast anymore time call me now
Lets get to know each other
I am reviewed on ter
100 15 MIN
140 30 MIN
180 60 MIN
•☆• E R I N •☆•
(760)809-7691
Hello Gentlemen
My name is Erin... I am a 20 year old Independent Entertainer
I am 5'5 with beautiful green eyes
I am 125 pds and my measurments are 36c-24-34
Don't wast anymore time call me now
Lets get to know each other
I am reviewed on ter
100 15 MIN
140 30 MIN
180 60 MIN
•☆• E R I N •☆•
(760)809-7691
Erin's pretty hot, someone call her
ArcticBlast
ArcticBlast
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ocean99
Oh man, she sounds hot. She must work on her boner giving voice a lot.
CaptainTrips
Active member
This economyis a killer, I've never seen so many hooker adds - I wonder how many are cops?
Hello Gentlemen
My name is Erin... I am a 20 year old Independent Entertainer
I am 5'5 with beautiful green eyes
I am 125 pds and my measurments are 36c-24-34
Don't wast anymore time call me now
Lets get to know each other
I am reviewed on ter
100 15 MIN
140 30 MIN
180 60 MIN
•☆• E R I N •☆•
(760)809-7691
I've had many CL encounters, never been arrested... But then I don't play in SD, who are real bitches. Also, from what ive hear, cops are most likely to be incall because they want to be in control... for whatever thats worth, lol.
ocean did you call her? you gonna drop the $140? lol
ArcticBlast
ArcticBlast
CoonLover
Member
This economyis a killer, I've never seen so many hooker adds - I wonder how many are cops?
Hello Gentlemen
My name is Erin... I am a 20 year old Independent Entertainer
I am 5'5 with beautiful green eyes
I am 125 pds and my measurments are 36c-24-34
Don't wast anymore time call me now
Lets get to know each other
I am reviewed on ter
100 15 MIN
140 30 MIN
180 60 MIN
•☆• E R I N •☆•
(760)809-7691
ACT NOW!! and receive a 3 month supply of penicillin and a free tube of rash cream, but wait!! Call in the next 15 minutes and we'll double the Rx and include your choice of:
*Genital Herpes
*Chlamydia
*Gonorrhea
*Hepatitis
*Syphilis
*Limit one per transaction please and not valid with any other offers
Mr. Burgundy
Active member
A story I forgot...
A story I forgot...
The mrs and I placed an ad to cam with a female.
We got a response. We had both cams on, and it only took a second to say, "hey, this looks weird.."
We typed a couple of questions, and the responses were vague and obviously made up...
But what had us shaking our heads, is that the poser had the cam up directly to a monitor, on a porn movie.
Since I am a professional porn movie reviewer (but I do it for free)- We immediately call him/her on it, and what do they do? Change to another scene...
We are cracking up, and almost wanted to keep the convo going..but it wasn't THAT funny
We have met many real women on CL, but the number of Spammers/bots/posers has grown at a "geometric rate.."(spoken like Arnie) just like Cyberdyne...
Stay Classy!
A story I forgot...
The mrs and I placed an ad to cam with a female.
We got a response. We had both cams on, and it only took a second to say, "hey, this looks weird.."
We typed a couple of questions, and the responses were vague and obviously made up... But what had us shaking our heads, is that the poser had the cam up directly to a monitor, on a porn movie.
Since I am a professional porn movie reviewer (but I do it for free)- We immediately call him/her on it, and what do they do? Change to another scene...We are cracking up, and almost wanted to keep the convo going..but it wasn't THAT funny
We have met many real women on CL, but the number of Spammers/bots/posers has grown at a "geometric rate.."(spoken like Arnie) just like Cyberdyne...
Stay Classy!
Craigslist is like a flea market. Most of it's garbage but if you look closely you can find hidden gems.
CoonLover
Member
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/1156515169.html
FREE DOG HOUSE
Date: 2009-05-05, 5:37PM PDT
FREE DOG HOUSE!!!! it has only been used about 5 mil times!!! Its in GREAT SHAPE!!! just a few things wrong about it that you might want to know..
1. it's made from card board.
2. theres a piece of poop in it that wont come out (not mine)
3. i stole it out of someones yard
4. ive been living in it for the past 6 months
SO DON'T WORRY! IT WORKS GREAT AS A HOME FOR YOU DOG!
WARNING!!
DO NOT WASH IT! I KNOW IT'S SMELLY BUT DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT WASH IT!
PostingID: 1156515169
FREE DOG HOUSE
Date: 2009-05-05, 5:37PM PDT
FREE DOG HOUSE!!!! it has only been used about 5 mil times!!! Its in GREAT SHAPE!!! just a few things wrong about it that you might want to know..
1. it's made from card board.
2. theres a piece of poop in it that wont come out (not mine)
3. i stole it out of someones yard
4. ive been living in it for the past 6 months
SO DON'T WORRY! IT WORKS GREAT AS A HOME FOR YOU DOG!
WARNING!!
DO NOT WASH IT! I KNOW IT'S SMELLY BUT DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT WASH IT!
- Location: NE Portland
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1156515169
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ocean99
Yea I called her lulz. We talked for like a minute, she's too far for today though. Saved the number cause I'm in SD a few months out of the year
Hahaha I don't give a fuck.
Hahaha I don't give a fuck.
CoonLover
Member
Trade Cockatiel for Wedding Ring
Date: 2009-04-30, 2:51PM CDT
Want to trade adorable bird for wedding ring.
I purchased this cockatiel for my girlfriend on Valentines Day 2008. It turns out that cockatiels are great pets except for the constant shedding, pooping, screaming and absolute lack of affection for its owners. Harrington is the bird's name and he would like to come live with you, however, my girlfriend has formed an attachment to this animal. Apparently, she thinks it is cute when he buzzes by our heads at 100mph or screams as loud as he can while we try to take a mid afternoon, Sunday nap.
Some of his other great qualities include:
1. Chasing the dog. Jaxson is our dog's name. She leaves the room at the first notion that Harrington is free from his cage. The bird weighs a few ounces and the dog 75lbs but Harrington rules the roost, so to speak.
2. Watching TV. Harrington loves CNN - something about political talk on TV really gets Harrington going. I prayed he would rupture his vocal cords during the 24hour coverage of the 2008 presidential election.
3. Total independence. Harrington's wings have grown out since we got him in Feb. 2008. He can fly, fast. He doesn't want to be handled, touched, or even looked at. He has a tendency to hiss just before he bites, so in his defense, we are given some warning.
My girlfriend loves animals! All animals! Unfortunately, she has created an unexplainable bond with this bird. If it were up to me, I would set him free but I fear I would be set free as well. I think the sting of loosing her bird would be lessened if I had a wedding ring to replace him with.
I would like to trade this wonderful pet (cage and all his paraphernalia included) for a wedding ring. The ideal candidate would be a deaf woman who recently broke off her engagement and is looking for a hands-off companion. If you know someone, please pass along this posting.
Date: 2009-04-30, 2:51PM CDT
Want to trade adorable bird for wedding ring.
I purchased this cockatiel for my girlfriend on Valentines Day 2008. It turns out that cockatiels are great pets except for the constant shedding, pooping, screaming and absolute lack of affection for its owners. Harrington is the bird's name and he would like to come live with you, however, my girlfriend has formed an attachment to this animal. Apparently, she thinks it is cute when he buzzes by our heads at 100mph or screams as loud as he can while we try to take a mid afternoon, Sunday nap.
Some of his other great qualities include:
1. Chasing the dog. Jaxson is our dog's name. She leaves the room at the first notion that Harrington is free from his cage. The bird weighs a few ounces and the dog 75lbs but Harrington rules the roost, so to speak.
2. Watching TV. Harrington loves CNN - something about political talk on TV really gets Harrington going. I prayed he would rupture his vocal cords during the 24hour coverage of the 2008 presidential election.
3. Total independence. Harrington's wings have grown out since we got him in Feb. 2008. He can fly, fast. He doesn't want to be handled, touched, or even looked at. He has a tendency to hiss just before he bites, so in his defense, we are given some warning.
My girlfriend loves animals! All animals! Unfortunately, she has created an unexplainable bond with this bird. If it were up to me, I would set him free but I fear I would be set free as well. I think the sting of loosing her bird would be lessened if I had a wedding ring to replace him with.
I would like to trade this wonderful pet (cage and all his paraphernalia included) for a wedding ring. The ideal candidate would be a deaf woman who recently broke off her engagement and is looking for a hands-off companion. If you know someone, please pass along this posting.
CoonLover
Member
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/1145392897.html
Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.
Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT
I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.
I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.
I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.
A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.
Please supply your own footwear.
The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.
DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.
PostingID: 1145392897
Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.
Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT
I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.
I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.
I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.
A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.
Please supply your own footwear.
The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.
DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.
- Location: Pittsburgh, Northside
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: $1 USD
PostingID: 1145392897
ocean, i believe that you may find love with that girl...lol, she's hot, go for it haha
CoonHunter lol noodles wtf
ArcticBlast
CoonHunter lol noodles wtf
ArcticBlast
