How do you screw up growing Potatoes?

[MiaWallace]

Alright so we planted some potatoes last year and when we went to pick them this is what we got:

Isn't that screwed up???? Alright just wanted to share that.

-Mia

 

[cellardweller]

I dont know but you did a real good job screwin em up!

 

[BobbleheadJed]

Apparently you like potatoes and hoped they would turn out normal, but that wasn't enough to keep something from going wrong, huh? Weird. Good thing your trying to find out how to fix it for the next time and doing something about it.

 

[MiaWallace]

I know but its so strange! I didn't do anything weird! I followed the directions and stuff but its just that they wanted to make interesting shapes. We named the one that looks like a penis the dictator.

 

[GreenThumbBumb]

I know but its so strange! I didn't do anything weird! I followed the directions and stuff but its just that they wanted to make interesting shapes. We named the one that looks like a penis the dictator.

HAHA yeah the one that looks like a penis is an instant internet classic.

 

[doodah]

lmao great spuds i dunno what u did wrong maybe not enough space. did u grow in pots? that might explain em growing into each other. or too much of a certain nutrient (p?). i dunno hilarious though made me laugh k+

 

[olddrifter66]

What did you feed them and how often? My taters are always too small...perfect for stews, but not french fries.

 

[Storm Crow]

Small potatoes indicate too much nitrogen- grows nice tops, but little in the way of potatoes.

 

[Mrs.Babba]

Heres my lil tater I grew...most were about that size...you did good, getting your so big!

 

[Payaso]

The shapes are not important, before mass production you could get potatoes in many colors, shapes and sizes. They tasted better also.

Keep up the good work!

 

[B.C.]

DOH!..... I'm guessin ya have a nuke plant close by? lol...... Mrs. B, alil tater is better than no tater! :wink: hehe... Take care.... BC

 

[MiaWallace]

Nope! They were grown outside in our backyard! We were thinking of selling the dictator on eBay see how much someone would pay for it. Haha

 

[Mrs.Babba]

lolol...good idea Mia! ....Im sure someone will bid on it!...tell em its a Jesus potato!!

 

[webguy]

i wonder if you could grow one hydroponically and manipulate it to look like jesus. $$$$

 

[MiaWallace]

Hahaha probably. That would be awesome

 

[B.C.]

If they can grow square watermelons, and ones that are in the shape of mickey mouses head, Jesus shouldn't be no problem!..... Not sure how that would compare $ wise on Ebay to a cheetoh with the likeness of JC, or a burnt taco shell with the likeness of the Mother Mary, but I'm sure they'd be worth somthin! lol BC

 

[cellardweller]

compare $ wise on Ebay to a cheetoh with the likeness of JC, BC

did you mean Cheesus, B.C.?

 

[MiaWallace]

Hahahaha

 

[40AmpstoFreedom]

Is that a dick and balls in the first photo lol?........

 

[Pseudo]

maybe you live on top of a toxic waste dump?