Ever smoke out a random person?

[BoB91]

at college...

at college...

with a buddy. A friend and I were driving to get some food and we see a truck with a cover over the back. On the back window he had a dead bear. At the next stop light my friend and I ask if he wants to smoke. Sure enough next gas station we pull in to. All three of us jump in the back and start burning. I dont know what or how much we smoked but I know that when we got out a huge plume of smoke starts billowing out for I would say a good 10-15 seconds. Long enough for a few passing motorists to notice!!!

 

[strydr]

Burning Man, many years ago.
We hot boxed a '53 refer truck.
A few friends and I went in there with about a OZ between us. It was well over 100deg. outside, and a nice, cool 60something inside the truck. The peps who brought it were nice enough to provide a bunch of furniture inside. We sat down, started rollong joints, packing bowls, whatever we had, it was filled. Everyone in that truck was stoned when they walked out. Don't have any idea how many people were in there, but it was a bunch. Boxed for about a hour, then it was time to play on the playa again..

 

[Smooth B]

This was cool. Haven't smoked in months. This girl came out on a back deck at a bar and gave me a couple bowl hits. Still remember.

 

[Kizzattack]

I've always wanted to smoke out a homeless person. Problem is, around here they're all addicted to heroin and will steal just about anything they can from you. They're not like the movies, where they have interesting things to say and wise words of wisdom to pass on.

 

[stink.whistler]

Seems like an odd question to ask... I'm too old to smoke in public places anymore, but when I was a kid (high school, college) - everyone smoked everyone out. If you were burning in public, anyone who came up to you was automatically invited to smoke with you.

Is that not the case any more? I mean, I guess I have smoked out hundreds of random people...

 

[UnknownProphet]

GREATEST SMOKE OUT STORY>>>EVER. A MUST READ.

GREATEST SMOKE OUT STORY>>>EVER. A MUST READ.

Wow two nights ago, for the first time in about two years i got smoked out by one of my friends. Only about a handful of friends will I every even smoke with because I'm very organically picky and normally only smoke out of bongs or water apparatus' with aren't always around. Anyways it hit me like a ton of bricks that I normally always smoke people out including random people all the time. Harvests have been more than good to me and I think it's been since high school (going on a decade) that i remember asking for 5 on it hahaha the good ol' days of buying ten sack and dubs...never again.


oh this made me remember a recent story...

So this girl I have been talking to is a major pot head and her and her friend wanted to come over and drink and hang out. I was all for it and within and hour we already killed the only 12pack in the house. Then the convo instead of going on a liquor run turned to pot some how. I think because she (my friend) wanted to get a pack of blunts so we could smoke. I'm not one for blunts, but that's besides the point. She continued on to say I smoke 4 blunts with this girl (other girl there) and I didn't even get high for that long and it was coated, smelled and tastes like grapes, was purple...blah blah blah. I said let me smoke you out with one bowl outta a bong and I promise I will get you higher than 4 blunts. The other friend was game (the one i didn't know) but the my friend was hesitant because she know, I got the mad skills in the grow room. Anyways I pack a bowl of some chemdawg, with a mixture of three kiefs, and three bubble hashes I made. Sounds like a lot but it's also a small bowl so I can normally clear it in two hits, three if it's really densely packed or have a lot of extracts on top, but then it tastes like shit. Well, stranger girl tells my friend to hit it first, they end up hiting it about 8 times and didn't say a word for about 15 mins directly after.....

....then it happened....


...my friends' friend kept whispering back and forth until the girl I knew started cracking up laughing hysterically. Her friend was straigh hallucinating and she was asking her other friend where they where, who I was, where everyone else went (mind you no one else was there). SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS AT THE CIRCUS. Really. It took a while to explain to me because her friend started coming to and became embarrassed while my friend tried to explain through bits of laughter. Both decided to crash at my house because they were too medicated to drive. No unfortunatley the story doesn't get better and we had some crazy taped orgy, that would have been cool yes, but I'm comfortable knowing I got both of them leaps and bounds higher than anyone in their lives.

I wish I had a friend like me.

 

[swampdank]

I smoked some chem with a random cat the other day and he ran home like a bitch. Forgot about my tolorance.

 

[Hal]

A bit of a zig-zag here....but, I feel a mention of another method of gifting to be in order here...kinda the cousin to smoking out strangers..

I was living in Seattle, walking up university ave, running some kinda errand. Walked past 4 homeless folks asking for drinking money, they even had a sign, " please, money for beer." I had no change, but got thinking as I continued to walk.

I knew there was a supermarket only 2 blocks up....when I got there, I headed for the beer isle....found a case of domestic suds on sale for about $12, got me one, and headed back down to the thirsty fellows.

When I walked up and gave it to them, if you were watching, you would have seen the look on their faces....I swear they looked at me like I was the second coming of Jeebus! They couldn't stop praising my existence very flattering they was

I walked away with a big smile on my face I got well over $100 worth of positive juju outa that one

 

[Smoke Kush]

I snowboard a lot during the winter and I smoke random people out on the mountain every now and then. If I can afford to...

sk

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

Absolutely.

minds_I

 

[zomg1]

ski lifts, fuck ya, always a good place
one time walking home from school i smoked weed with this crying homeless guy (maybe like 30yrs old looked pretty normal) we blazed and he just vented on me for a while about how his life sucked, i didnt really know what to say to the guy .. or why the fuck i ever got into that situation.. once he stopped whimpering he got up thanked me and asked if he could have a hug, i figured fuck it.. gave the guy a hug, like a long hard 15 second hug then we just walked our separate ways without saying shit.. i dont know if i helped but it still makes me feel good to this day
couldn't decide to put that here or in the confession thread hahaha

 

[anditwasfun]

Hmmm...

I was walking out to my car at a party, ironically to put my glass away (inside a bag, not in anyone's line of sight). I walk by this car and 2 drunk guys who came to town to hang out asked me if I smoked. I said yea but I wasn't holding...then they said "nah we just wanna toke dude." I'm a pretty untrusting person, so initially I said no, but I still smoked with em. We had a nice chat and I got their number so if i'm ever in their area I can return the favor.

I went to warped tour 1 year...I hung out with this girl, and she met up with her friend who was with her mother. The mom had an l rolled up, so i helped her get rid of it.

I went to my friend's house for the 1st time, and her father middlemans larger transactions. First time I met him, he laid out a couple blunts, different packs of papers, a peace pipe, and a quarter of official bc buds....then goes to get a glass of wine and sits on the couch watching tv while i toke my f'n mind out.

hmmm

one time i was out skateboarding with a friend. i was inbetween cars so i borrowed a van, and it had no back seats. i put some fun stuff in the back (bong, a chair, some poles i used as monkeybars when i was high/bored, bed, etc). Anyways, we were chiefin and we see some kids walk by. I just yell "HEY KID COME HERE" and he walks up. I proceed to tell him to come smoke and he says "nah i'm about to be with my family", but I say "1 hit won't kill you". I stick my bong out the window and make him fill it up 100% and he took a huge, hot, nasty hit of some purp. Then I told him to have a good day

 

[Moldy Dreads]

ski lifts, fuck ya, always a good place
one time walking home from school i smoked weed with this crying homeless guy (maybe like 30yrs old looked pretty normal) we blazed and he just vented on me for a while about how his life sucked, i didnt really know what to say to the guy .. or why the fuck i ever got into that situation.. once he stopped whimpering he got up thanked me and asked if he could have a hug, i figured fuck it.. gave the guy a hug, like a long hard 15 second hug then we just walked our separate ways without saying shit.. i dont know if i helped but it still makes me feel good to this day
couldn't decide to put that here or in the confession thread hahaha

Sounds like some bromance to me LOLOLOL

Naw, kidding, but back in 1991 I smoked out a homeless guy in Venice Beach, I had no hookups in L.A. as I was from out of town and he kept asking people for hooters as they walked by. I asked him what a hooter was and he laughed at me and asked where the fuck I was from LOL. I told him I was on vacation and also looking for hooters, and I had cash. He thought I may be a cop, so I showed him the inside of my Suicidal Tendencies baseball cap to show I didn't have a badge hidden there (his request) LOL. I knew I'd get ripped off but was desperate for some bud, so I gave him $25. He told me that a Mexican dude rides his bike through venice every hour or so, and sure enough, there comes Mexican dude..so the homeless guy walks over to the guy near those grassy mounds and stores and comes back with the bud, it turned out to be good green mex (better than what I smoked at the time) and so we went to the beach and sat on our skateboards (he had an old beater) after buying papers and a 40 ounce of "Laser" Malt Liquor ($.95) and we burned down a joint. I wanted to get on with my day, but now this bum thought he owned me or something, and I believe he wanted to tag along and smoke all the bud. So I said let's skate, and started speeding down the boardwalk on my board. This bum was faded though, so I knew I could loose him. Anyway, after like 10 mad fast pushes I look back just in time to see the bum get the gnarly speed wobbles and fall flat on the ground ahahahhaha, anyway, I felt bad, but wasn't about to hang out with that crazy bum all day ahahah.So I split.
That night I went to a Slayer, Testament, Suicidal and Megadeth show at the Coliseum (January 15 1991, the day we officially bombed Iraq the first time) and bought a sheet of doses and smoked the rest of that bud with a bunch of strangers who were Slayer fans, then the LAPD showed up and started mayhem with the tossed out moshers, beating fools up with batons, etc...fun times

 

[Norkali]

I smoked out a bum once with a buddy. We took some hits off the joint and let him finish the rest....we weren't about to catch herpes or hepatitis...yeah yeah, I know, but that bum was lookin' rough...you would have done the same.

 

[christen23]

many times surfing and skiing.. too many to count...

 

[chuckyoufarley]

it happens often when i take my dog walking ,i always bring a joint when we go (we as in me and the dog).ive met quite a few interesting people that way ,also almost got popped puffing on the trail in the woods and out pops a encon cop but both times it happened i just finihed the joint and i dont keep roaches on me when walking around,i kinda had the feeling he knew that i WAS puffing

 

[Feyd]

when I was 14 I remember trying to make friends with some kids at my new bus stop and I knew a couple of the guys, because they also had to switch routes, but after like a month they started getting rides to school because the new bus schedule made it more convenient for the parents to take them so it was me and a few other kids.

Well this one kid who seemed really asocial and not at all willing to initiate conversation looked like he smoked so one day walking home I asked him if he smoked. I don't bring bud to school so I didn't have any on me at the time, but I said the next morning we should toke to make that morning much better.

He was psyched and said we would make it a regular thing, because he said he smoked and he had nug too so it wasn't like me smoking my weed with him all the time.

Well the next morning (like 5:45 in the morning waiting on our bus) it's still dark out and we're sitting indian style under a streetlamp, and I had a joint rolled and ready to go, and after we smoke it everything seemed chill. He was handling it okay it seemed but he definitely seemed to lose his shell, but at the same time seemed almost embarrassed the way he was acting. He kept trying to stop himself from laughing and closing his mouth and he kept breaking eye contact and would ramble and then not talk anymore.

And then he farted. It was like a gross, instant smell of sulfur or something. I laughed, awkwardly, because yes I am high but dude that is just disgusting. He cracked up and was like phew. So it wasn't as awkward a moment as it could have been. well the bus came and I got up, but he just sat there. I was like the bus is coming, and he was like "yeah I see it, it's not here yet." so I was like whatever. well we got on the bus and he sat across the row from me, and he still smelled like shit. He put his window down and like sat with his legs close together but he still smelled like fucking shit.

I am 100% sure to this day that he shit his pants. I did not see him later on that day or on the bus ride home but I do know that we did not smoke anymore weed before school after that.

 

[JACKtheREFFER]

i was recently at a wine tasting room in paso robles (good ol Tobinjames ) and met a couple there on there first anniversary. they had obvious accents we asked were he was from he said amsterdam >>>>of course the obvious subject of Cannibis came up >>>before i knew it we were smoking and having a good ol time in the woods behind the vinyards >>>>>Awsome time !!!! and he loved my grass which made me feel good >>> a dude from the dam complimenting my shit !@!!!!!

 

[zlock]

Two years ago when the Australian Pink Floyd did "Dark Side of the Moon" in Manchester (NH), went with my girlfriend and a few friends, brought two fat joints with me. We were sitting down in our seats and a family of 4 sits down in front of us (the two kids were probably 17-18 years old)

We figured "Shit, they'll probably complain or rat us out or something, this blows"

Anyways, I light up the first joint and pass it down. It comes back to me, and the kid sitting in front of me turns around with the most longing look ever, then smiled at me and turned back around. I figured "shit, maybe they're cool with it!" so I tap him on the shoulder and hold the joint out for him.

Ended up with him and his dad finishing that one with us and then during the second set they burned the second joint with us. Was a fun time for sure!

I would love to be able to just get random people high all the time. Unfortunately until I start growing enough to supply my own head while having leftovers, I can't be THAT generous, but I know how happy it's made me the few times I've been without weed and others have smoked me up, so if I can make anyone's day more fun by getting them high, i'd be more than happy!

 

[sparkjumper]

I'm sure its been 20 years since I pulled that one.I see no sense in it being that cannabis is illegal and so many people are just plain assholes.Doesnt even seem slightly worth it to me.By the way I play the grinch at x-mas too lol