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anyway I can get weed through an airport??

solarz

solarz

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the xray machines aren't used at EVERY airport. Right now they are still being "tested" and waiting for approval, because they are a HUGE invasion of privacy, and there are cases moving in docket to the SC about the use of these. I'll try to find the link on westlaw and post it up for you guys to read about it. But Bobby S, i know exactly what you are talking about...they have those damn blowers in the airport in Jacksonville, Fl and i got blow pretty good about 5 mins after throwing the roach on the ground at curb baggage check.
 
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franco.gh said:
the best is to plan ahead..... 9 months before travelling send a pack of seeds to a friend that lives in the location you're planning to go to, and ask him/her to grow the seeds for you, harvest the bud, trim it, dry it, cure it for a few months.
So by the time you travel there you will have plenty of buds and a very happy friend to share it with.

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ROTFLMAO!

Ok.... that was funny :)

You forgot the trip through the time machine to teach them how to grow before you send them the seeds. :D
 
MrMcBean

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something like a shampoo bottle or milky cream sounds good.

I personally have accidentally carried a gram of hash with me flying international.
I had stuffed it into the bottom of a leather knife holster a long time ago. It was in my luggage.. It couldnt be seen just by looking into it and a finger wouldnt reach.. I somehow realized it was there and had something cool to share with the people who hooked me up later (canadian guy gave me like a 10 gram bag for free :) )

You gotta do what you gotta do.. :joint:
 
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I've carried weed onto planes before several times.

Took an ounce in a ziplock bag. Wrapped a few dryer sheets around it. Stuck it in another ziplock bag. Wrapped a few more dryer sheets around it. Stuck it in another ziplock bag.

Stuck it in my (or girlfriend's) underwear. When I did it, I took a couple of rubber bands and actually banded it around my shaft so that it sat on the underside (in case I got patted down, I wanted them to feel cock first). Was a little uncomfortable to sit down and stand up, but once on the plane I simply went to the bathroom and moved it into my pocket. No sweat.

Actually had a guy find my glass piece at John Wayne airport. He pulled it out, said "what's this?" I said "what, it's illegal to carry glass on planes now?"

(I had taken the precaution of boiling the pipe so it was nice and clean.) He thought about calling security over, but instead he just made a face and put the pipe back in my carry on. Didn't attempt to search me or anything.
 
KGB47

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A guy with only 16 posts starts a thread about how do we get weed through airports:yoinks: I smell bacon.
 
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Sir_Nugget

The way I smuggled my weed thru the backage check was I put my weed in 3 ziplocks, and then I hide the ziplocks in a shampoo bottle that goes underneath the plane... Make sure the ziplocks are sealed tight so no soap gets in ur bud
 
SouthernGuerila

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I've flown domestic several times with several ounces, in checked luggage, with clean and dirty pipes.

A couple times I've found TSA pamphlets saying they've randomly searched my bag(s). Nothing missing, no involvement with cops. I would carry tinctures(liquid hash) in my carry on in 1oz bottles.

TSA is looking for explosives and weapons not my atomic bong. :D
 
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KGB47 said:
A guy with only 16 posts starts a thread about how do we get weed through airports:yoinks: I smell bacon.
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Don't worry.

IF they're trolling to find out how people are carrying, all the ways that work will continue to work, simply because of the methods they are.

There's no way to step up drug discovery at airports without pissing off the population tooo much. At least for now.
 
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LolaGal

Best way is to hollow out oxygen tank and fill with weed. Get old dude makeup and wheelchair. :D

There's always the hollow heel shoe. :D

Fill cane with weed, limp :D

Take small baby and hide in poopy diapers :D

Swallow it :D

Shove it :D
 
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i remember coming back from Amsterdam a few years back. I decided to take all the hash and nugz in their little sample baggies and just stuff them inside a box - but for some reason, the post office ONLY SELLS BOXES WITH HOLES IN THEM. WTF? So I was like yeah fuck it and just stuffed the shit inside and addressed it to myself in the states and that was it. Now for the flight, I took my glass and a peyote cactus and stuck them inside a giant novelty cigarette box - the cartons they have at the duty-free shop. Stuck it in that.
We get back to America, and as soon as we start walking up the ramp I start regretting bringing the cactus. And in retrospect, I should have just brought the weed with me too. So we're walking and I see this customs guy "guarding" a bunch of luggage. I'm still half-asleep and not very bright and I STARE at the guy and bags...and I do it again...and we make eye contact. So I quickly say to my buddy quite loudly "that must be the luggage of the people who brought drugs." Ughh. So we keep walking, and finally we get to baggage claim. While I'm looking for my shit this customs lady with a beagle starts yelling at some gypsy woman, like "do you have any fruit or vegatables in there?!" So I'm just like fuck man I'm so busted, that fuckin dog is going to smell the cactus. Motherfucker. So I finally get my luggage and the cactus, and I half to walk over the customs thing to get out. The beagle is between me and the exit. I'm trying to get the fuck out there and my buddy is all burnt and I end up going like "come on come on!" and pushing him to go. He's all "what the fuck man." I make it around the beagle, and get to the customs desk. Guy just looks at my passport and does his shit and that was it. BUT, there were 5 of us. As me and 2 others are waiting for the rest outside for a good 45 minutes, we end up getting a cab. We get home and there's a message from customs on my bro's phone, and it turns out the two stragglers got searched for some reason and they found "less than a joint's worth." We ended up calling customs and my bro left his fucking wallet at the counter. I never recieved by self-addressed package of dankness
 
Photorikki

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SFO to LAX

SFO to LAX

I was flying from SFO to LAX one day last year and had an 1/8 in a baggie in a brown paper bag. I had just tossed it in my back pack.
Inspectors found it and called the cops who gave it back to me when I showed them my medical card and paperwork!

No prob at all.
I was amazed.
 
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