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Any Golfers out there

Hey guys i have a couple questions for those that like golf. I like to bet with a bunch of guys that pretty much will take any drug that's offered but the majority like to smoke. If I'm betting with them I usually will not smoke as it can have a strange effect on me, you know where you don't care as much. But a few of the guys actually play better after they get loaded. So that's what I was wondering if you play better loaded or not?
 

mpd

Lammen Gorthaur
Veteran
I play both ways and suck. I've got a 16 handicap, so you can imagine. When I play golf, I play a lot of it; wherever I go on the course I get chased by real estate agents, well-drillers and seagulls. When I retire (after making that first billion dollars - ;P) I'm going to get my Ph.D. in quantum physics and play golf when I'm not in class and you just know what will be going on in class...
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
Veteran
When I drink (not often and not very much) it tends to relax me and enhance my game.....

When I break 100, I'm a happy man. :D
 

Kizzattack

Member
I'm not sure I've ever actually played golf high. I stopped playing a couple of years ago because, as with anything that requires physical skill, I'm rubbish at it. My brother is playing off about a 4 handicap at the moment and is steadily improving though. I think it would be interesting to see him play high. He's hoping to break onto the professional circuit one day though, so I doubt he ever would.
 
Im not much of a golfer, but i love disc golf aka frisbee golf aka frolf. I always bring some buds to burn on hole 7, its like a tradition. Its like the perfect chill smoke spot. But anyways, I usually seem to play the best on holes 9-12 right when my buzz kicks in full force. In general I think Im more relaxed, focused on my shot, and It helps to really enjoy and appreciate nature in a different way.

Thats reminds me, why am i still here typing, Its nice outside, Im goin to play some disc. peace
 
Weed is definitely a golf-enhancing chemical. Opposite of the other comments, I find weed helps me not think too much when I'm about to hit the ball. Unfortunately, it doesn't last long enough for a full round and when its busy its impossible to spark up a quickie :joint:
 

Stonyjoe

Member
Smoke weed as your playing golf. nothin like smokin outdoors
or you can watch that same dam T.V on the same dam couch
and burn its all good
 

Nicedreamz

Member
When my buddies and I smoke after a few holes our game will start falling apart.......more slices in the woods and topped balls
 

thekingofNY

Cannasseur
on a more serious note... smoking doesnt make me play better or worse, but drinking sure does. Almost always i do decent on the front 9, 40-45ish back when i was playing alot. We normally always fall apart on the back 9 from being to drunk or tired from the alcohol to really care.
 

hoosierdaddy

Active member
ICMag Donor
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Some guys I golf with have a cooler full of been in their bags...and the sloshing gets louder as the ice melts.

I am not much on drinking, and I hate to drink and golf.

Me and my home slices smoke big herb all round, and we golf the phuck out of any course we hit. A couple of em are near scratch golfers, and a couple of us suck bogey all day, but like I said...we golf the fuck out of em!

I absolutely love the sport. Most challenging game on the planet...to score well anywho.

Ya know...it don't get no better'n bein' on the back nine, in a lush fairway between cool monster trees, and pullin on a fatty. Life is good.

LOL....I almost bought some of the Callaway blue stuff just to go with my clubs...
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
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I play much better while stoned, very relaxed and loose the ball seems drawn to the cup.


 

Hold Your Fire

Finding my way back home
Veteran
Smoking enhances the experience, but not my shot making. Most of the time I'm not too serious, but there's a couple guys I golf with, and we're more serious about score, and I won't smoke, 'cause I want to play well. Most of the time, smoking on the golf course is one of my favorite ways to spend my time.
If I'm drinking, forget it, no skills!
 

Colina

Member
I always have a couple rolled, high 70's to mid 80's, and don't care to find out if I'd play better without herb - I'm burnin. During the week there are always a few white-collars out maybe enjoying a half day off from the grind etc. But to me, it seems a whole lot like the weekday course is chock-full of good-folk who, er, uh, are self-employed :D
 
Guys thanks for the replies looks like i'm in the minority here or just a light weight. Its funny how MJ can really make you focus but not on the task at hand, everytime I got loaded playing golf I was looking at the grass, the birds, the sky, and way over thinking life.

How about a 420 golf tournament? Sounds like we could have a hell of a turnout and a great time with like minded individuals.
 
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I find I putt like mad. Last time I played stoned, did 9 one putts in a row. I find I get a bit too loose in the long game and tend to forget where the ball went. But I can putt and chip like a fiend.
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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Yeah, um....I have a golf question....




































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Where does she play ?

:nanana:
 
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