WhatWould You Do if you Loud Scary Sounds Outside????

[LolaGal]

I heard something walking away in the dark, but can't see anything. Oh well, guess I'll have to track it.

Isn't it too early for lightning bugs? Saw a light flicker. Guess it was a lightning bug or serial killer.

 

[TrichyTrichy]

Maybe just a little fox or coyote.

 

[iGro4Me]

 

[TrichyTrichy]

No Squirrel stew?:

 

[LolaGal]

I think it might be Goat Man! I heard he was sighted here when I was a kid!

Now Ya'll, I live in the country and it's pretty wooly here. I've heard deer, pigs, coyotes, wolves, and various critters make all kinds of noises.... It weren't nothing I ever heard before...

What do bears sound like? Not supposed to be any here, but...It sounded about that big...lumbering crashing through the bushes and this big loud snorting noise....and the dog would bark at most anything that comes up in the yard. It was in the yard whatever it was...

 

[TrichyTrichy]

Bears snort and grumble and whine. All kinds of low and mid range. The are the worst scavengers just keep a watch on compost bin or container. They will even eat make-up.

 

[iGro4Me]

I think it might be Goat Man! I heard he was sighted here when I was a kid!

Now Ya'll, I live in the country and it's pretty wooly here. I've heard deer, pigs, coyotes, wolves, and various critters make all kinds of noises.... It weren't nothing I ever heard before...

What do bears sound like? Not supposed to be any here, but...It sounded about that big...lumbering crashing through the bushes and this big loud snorting noise....and the dog would bark at most anything that comes up in the yard. It was in the yard whatever it was...

Tell us a bedtime sto-ree Aunt Loooooola.....

 

[Sir_Nugget]

could it be... a moose?

 

[GMT]

I don't know much about guns, being a brit, but to me, it doesnt sound like a good idea to shoot at a bear with a .38, you might piss it off a bit.

 

[LolaGal]

Well once upon a time a beautiful woman lived all alone on her family estate. It was all maxed out like Robin's Pad on Magnum PI.....

One night while she was bullshitting online....she heard a snorting noise!!! She asked her friends what to do... They said go outside and kill it and we will have a cookout.

So out she went carrying her trusty shotgun and a bottle of Wild Turkey in case she needed a drink or met someone who did.

Much to her surprise the snorting noise was BigFoot! He snorted at her and then ate her. Afterwards, he drank some Wild Turkey and ate her dog.

She was never online again and to this day there are still people wondering if BigFoot will return!

the end

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

I know about guns, and if she has some hollow points, and a flash light in it she will be just fine. .38 Hollow points fuck shit up.

If lola's typing becomes really bad we will know bigfoot is posting under her name

 

[B.C.]

Now I'm gonna be to skeerd ta sleep.... BC

 

[Feyd]

this thread made me laugh. ^_^

too bad i gave out "too much" rep today, otherwise i'd give a lot of you some.

what exactly is the limit on rep?

 

[flubnutz]

12 ga., 19" barrel, rifle sights, #2 buckshot.

 

[Feyd]

oh baby, 19" barrel

 

[TroubleGuy]

Got any type of berries out that way? Bears love those. I woke up around 3am on a camping trip in Norcal to find a giant bear behind our tent. Slept in the truck that night with the guns ready!

Shut the door and lock it to be safe, chill inside and smoke a J to put your mind at ease 99% chance it's just a wild animal.

 

[lordbudly]

I did a couple lines outside your house, soo pro too, i do those like 5 footer lines, takes alot of snort power, i took it to the limit and pushed a 12 foot line, i got so dizzy i started crashin through bushes. But in all seriousness, could it have been.... MANBEARPIG!? http://forthardknox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/manbearpig1.jpg im super cereal, 1/2 man....1/2 bear.........................................1/2 pig

 

[iGro4Me]

Hey Lola...when I started to read your title, I immediately started to sing the "What would you do-oo-ooo, for a Klondike bar".....

You better stop fixating on ol' Timmy T. there darlin....

 

[Bobby Stainless]

Better not talk about guns.

They are BAD and need to be OUTLAWED.

 

[illnillinois]

What would I do if I heard Load Scary Sounds?

What would I do if I heard Load Scary Sounds?

I'd put this on and go running outside making even more LOUDER SCARIER NOISES