Someone told me last night my weed is the BEST they have ever had.

[hoosierdaddy]

I wouldn't smoke anymore of my rope for a long while with anyone after that.
I may even go as far as try to cop a 1/4 bag the next week or so from the same people that were smoking your herb before. And actually buy it if they can find one for you.
Peoples ego and pride has gotten many of them busted. It's best to smoke them off your trail early and often.

The only person who really gives two shits about how good a grower you are (besides the brethren here of course) is LEO.

 

[dank.frank]

WELLL.....this is something I have encountered before. And something I learned VERY quickly to avoid. People can be dumb, but not all are. The first time I got asked by a friend, "Can you get any more of that wicked homegrown, I would love to get some of that...." I realized what a security risk it was to even share my stash. I quickly decided that anything I took away from the house...had to look a bit more commercial and bought. I always had my head stash..and that is what it was...my unaltered bud. But just in case of the unforeseen, or the smarter than average toker...I did a tighter trim, a scuff job and a bit of breaking up of larger buds, before EVER taking anything out of the house. Making it look a bit like it was purchased, rather than grown....security first.

Now, I don't even share. Moved to a new state...and only those at work know me....but none know that I even enjoy cannabis...this, for me, is better security than anything.



dank.Frank

 

[ljjr]

re:commercial strain: The other risk (for me) is that I like to talk about weed. When I hear some BS about cannabis I have to set the record straight.

so true, like when you here some kid saying he has "dro" and how much it costs and blah blah blah and you ask him "how do you know it was grown hydroponically" and he/she has that dumb look on their face. here in the south they charge 20+ a gram for what they call "dro". when i pull out my homegrown it only around select friends that i have been smoking with for years and no "new faces" allowed.

 

[REZDOG]

Over the years,pulling out Sour Diesel,Chemdog D,SFV OG Kush,C99,KQ,etc. etc. I've heard it quite a few times,and lots of good stories of what the weed did to said people,after it was smoked. EPIC.

 

[chicalyx]

yeah Rez, some of my fondest and funniest memories n stories are from smoking with the unprepared.

This past new year's, I was at a small house party, probably about 40 people. me and a few friends were in a circle passing a small pipe of some STINKY ssh around, and I actually made a comment that I couldn't believe no one had come up to ask for a hit yet,, considering how we were stinking up the place, and the longing eyes that were looking our way. less than a minute after I made the comment (and packed a fresh bowl), some guy that had been standing near asked politely if he might be able to get in on the bowl. It's my nature to be kind to strangers so I spark it up and pass it to him, even before handing it off to my friends. To get to the GOOD PART... he takes a hit off the lil piece and kinda holds it up in the air to look at it as he's holding the hit...seems normal. Then, dude starts taking a few slow steps forward, then a couple more, and next thing I know he's full on stumbling. I snatch the pipe outta his hand quick as he proceeds to stumble. Well, poor dude goes full speed, head-on into a bulletin board on the wall,, HEAD FUCKING FIRST HARD. falls to the floor, curls up and starts shaking/seizuring. I had been following him along his little 15 foot journey into the wall, so when he falls I bend over to ask if he's alright and see what the fuck just happened. some girl runs up thinking I had just decked him screaming bout "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!" and I just give her a nasty look, like 'bitch, can't you see I'm trying to help?" So yeah,, we help him up and he was just totally silent, either confused or too embarrassed to talk and just up n walks out the door. I look over to my buddies and we can't stop laughing our fucking asses off for the next few minutes straight. the girl ended up being cool too, totally apologetic when she found out the deal...and got in on the next bowl with a promise not to pass out. I never found out what happened to him or if he was alright,,, but damnn...for a second I thought it was gonna be the last hit he ever took.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

This happens all the time when you smoke 3 month jar cured weed, that has never changed hands, with a person used to toking comercial. It is just better. I always tell them I cant get anymore. Then If I like the person I will call them randomly and tell them that I might be able to get some of that crazy stuff, and ask them if they want me to pick up some for them too, IF I can find it. Then I call them a few hours later and give em a sac for a good deal, so they are even more surprised.

 

[B.C.]

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I've had folks tell that many times, and many times shortly after they would start sweating, get dizzy, and turn a whitish green color, and get sick! .... One girl told me, that shits like smokin poison! lol I had to point a fan at her and get her to drink some cold water so she wouldn't carp out on me...... Another girl told me, I gotta go, I'm about to pass out. I said oh no ya don't. She had ta drive 20 miles ta get home, I couldn't let her leave like that. Again the fan and cold water. lol..... I had one guy tell me how good his "Hydro Skunk Bud" was. He was always blowin about how good it was. I smoked some of it from some one that bought some of it from him. It was wet, uncured, and half way locked up with nutes, plus the genetics jus sucked! He charged a hundred bucks a quarter fer that garbage too! Anyway, I smoked a joint of Hashplant that was jus loaded with dry sieved trichs in it with him. I was hittin it -real- quick and handing right back to him ( hehehe ), he was greedly hittin it like there was no tomorrow! We smoked about 2/3 of it before he'd had enough. Sure enough, he turned green and got sick! Ya know, I never heard another word about "Skunk Bud" ever again. lol He did tell me a few days later that was the best pot he ever smoked, but it was a flu bug that made him sick. lol...mmmk, sure it was! lol..... Anyhoo, I don't like seein anyone ill, but it does say somthin about how good the bud is. Take care... BC

 

[Cerb]

Well, poor dude goes full speed, head-on into a bulletin board on the wall,, HEAD FUCKING FIRST HARD.

HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

I got laid one time cause a girl thought it was cool that I lit my joint on a tiki torch with in 10 seconds of her saying my weed makes her horny. She was smokin in more than one way.

 

[JamieShoes]

I like this thread... I hope one day I have more to contribute to it than just saying I like it though :wink:

 

[Cerb]

I like this thread... I hope one day I have more to contribute to it than just saying I like it though :wink:

Just do what I did:
Find a quote that reminds you of a catchy commercial.
Quote commercial.

It works every time, and it's much more fun than clicking the "subscribe to thread" button.

 

[alpinestar]

yeah I hear you. When they ask for some (& I never show my stash, just a baggie of bud) I tell them "sure, it's $175 per 1/4oz and I can get you all you want." That shuts them right up & they'll just smoke more of mine. Truth is I wouldn't sell my homegrown for any less than $250 per 7 grams, the reason being is that it would take 3/$100 bags of what I find around here to get me as high as one of my own 1/4 ounces. Why ever would I sell for $100 what cannot be replaced with $300 of high cost middies I find around here.......

yes! EXACTLY!

the typical quality of commercial bud is laughable, yet its all "chronic" to most people

is nice seeing peoples reactions, but having to deal with being asked where its from and if any more can be gotten is annoying

 

[THC•20]

Lol found this thread kinda late but this is one of the reasons I only smoke with my cousin and inner circle which is only a select few, can't even count them all on one hand lol. Any who when I first began harvesting this God given herb I too had people coming to me left and right asking me "yo you got any weed!?" it was fuckin nuts. Like one day I brought some Blueberry in school but I didn't sell it simply because I got too paranoid after I let this one guy hold it, squish it and then the whole classroom slowly started picking up on the skunky aroma. I put it up and didn't take it out. I remember this year I sold this one girl a bud (I only do this when I'm really desperate for money lol) of chem double-d and then I had two more people I didn't even KNOW come up to me asking for bud. Then one of my more distant cousins always wants to know where I get my bud from, who's my connect lol..I just stopped smokin' with people and showin them my bud

 

[NickMode]

yeah Rez, some of my fondest and funniest memories n stories are from smoking with the unprepared.

This past new year's, I was at a small house party, probably about 40 people. me and a few friends were in a circle passing a small pipe of some STINKY ssh around, and I actually made a comment that I couldn't believe no one had come up to ask for a hit yet,, considering how we were stinking up the place, and the longing eyes that were looking our way. less than a minute after I made the comment (and packed a fresh bowl), some guy that had been standing near asked politely if he might be able to get in on the bowl. It's my nature to be kind to strangers so I spark it up and pass it to him, even before handing it off to my friends. To get to the GOOD PART... he takes a hit off the lil piece and kinda holds it up in the air to look at it as he's holding the hit...seems normal. Then, dude starts taking a few slow steps forward, then a couple more, and next thing I know he's full on stumbling. I snatch the pipe outta his hand quick as he proceeds to stumble. Well, poor dude goes full speed, head-on into a bulletin board on the wall,, HEAD FUCKING FIRST HARD. falls to the floor, curls up and starts shaking/seizuring. I had been following him along his little 15 foot journey into the wall, so when he falls I bend over to ask if he's alright and see what the fuck just happened. some girl runs up thinking I had just decked him screaming bout "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!" and I just give her a nasty look, like 'bitch, can't you see I'm trying to help?" So yeah,, we help him up and he was just totally silent, either confused or too embarrassed to talk and just up n walks out the door. I look over to my buddies and we can't stop laughing our fucking asses off for the next few minutes straight. the girl ended up being cool too, totally apologetic when she found out the deal...and got in on the next bowl with a promise not to pass out. I never found out what happened to him or if he was alright,,, but damnn...for a second I thought it was gonna be the last hit he ever took.

that is HILARIOUS

 

[slappyjack]

One Christmas I gave some of my friends about 2 ounces each of quality homegrown as a gift. I couldn't believe the instant reaction I got. They all told me it was the coolest thing that has ever happened to them. Which makes sense because it was kind of like handing them each $800 cash. It made me feel pretty good.

Of course I was just getting rid of my excess because I grew too much that round.

I've had lots of glowing compliments on my product in the past, but I haven't been sharing as much lately for security reasons. I keep my plant count way too low to share much more than a bowl here and there. I'm going to have lots of happy neighbors if they ever legalize it.

 

[SkareCrow]

a couple of ppl told me that bout my ww and it was my first serious grow. I was so flattered I felt like the shit. Such a good feeling to have someone complement your bud like that especially after all the hard work and love you've put into it.

 

[Nokturnal]

I've been told this too many times and im not even that amazing of a grower, still learning, I had to stop due to the fact "the best bud in the city" can spread like wildfire

 

[whiterabbit9]

yeah, i'd be way too paranoid to show them something like that

they are used to the beast

but thankfully here, good strains are buyable, not too expensive either

 

[HawaiianPunch]

I had some pineapple from norcal a few years back I smoked with a few circles of friends. One kid passed out twice, another threw up, and one person had a panic attack. That stuff had an intense effect on three different folks. I thought it was great.

 

[mpd]

There's a lot of people that have this kind of experience. By and large, these people are from the West Coast where they are growing the equivalent of decaf. When they come down here to where weed was invented they find themselves gawking because of the difference in quality and hitting power...

There, that aught to throw the fat in the fire... LOL...

Next time have them try the weed when they aren't tripping and see how it rates. j/k

The reality is that most people aren't pot aficionados, so they are used to smokin' that dirt weed that comes from outside the U.S. When they get the chance to sample something that, (i) is allowed to grow to full-term; and, (ii) has received plenty of nutrients and sunshine; and (iii) is sinsy; they have no idea how to act. My BIL is like that. He smokes some kind of dogshit weed for the most part because he smokes very infrequently. I left him a bag one time and it was almost all there when I came back a year later, so these people have no frame of reference and it is YOUR job to make sure they smoke the real thing...