How Clean Is Your Pad? Be Honest Cuz' We'll Know...

[JamieShoes]

my missus is like one of those compulsive clean freaks... when I say "like" what I mean is "is"

:smile:

 

[bterzz]

Fucking dog ended up in the house too long the other night and whizzed on the carpet. If he keeps doing it, I'll get rid of him because I like to keep MPD land pretty clean.

Hey bro. Walk your dog more. I know you've probably heard this already but taking your dog out once a day for a 30+ minute walk (good for you, too) and you'll notice a huge difference in the way your dog responds to you and he'll be getting out to go pee more often.

After continuously taking him out everyday, let him kick it in the house more often with you. Develop a little relationship with him. Once the dog pee's in the house again (AND YOU WITNESS HIM DOING IT <important) then you can tell him "NO. Bad dog" take him outside and let him go piss. Once you take the dog outside and he goes potty again, throw a party for him and he'll learn VERY quickly not to go into the house. Bring a treat or something for everytime he goes outside and not in the house.

I understand im not the dog whisper, I just love dogs and I think everyone who owns a dog should love there dog too.



My house..I live with my mom @ the age of 19. She loves having a spotless house so to be honest she cleans most of the house besides my bathroom and my room.

I love clean places, so I try to keep up with a clean room. I also recently upgraded my room with a new glass bong as well as Pioneer sound system.

 

[mpd]

your right...im too busy "wanting to be black" to keep a clean house

Man, when you get it all down pat, would you PM me so I can get me some?

Was that some funny shit in that thread or what, Yukon? I enjoy the repartee along with everyone else and hope you continue to enjoy it as well.

Did you take my advice and get a haircut or are you still dippin' yo' hair in oleo and wishing you had more free time to be more black?

 

[mpd]

Hey bro. Walk your dog more. I know you've probably heard this already but taking your dog out once a day for a 30+ minute walk (good for you, too) and you'll notice a huge difference in the way your dog responds to you and he'll be getting out to go pee more often.

After continuously taking him out everyday, let him kick it in the house more often with you. Develop a little relationship with him. Once the dog pee's in the house again (AND YOU WITNESS HIM DOING IT <important) then you can tell him "NO. Bad dog" take him outside and let him go piss. Once you take the dog outside and he goes potty again, throw a party for him and he'll learn VERY quickly not to go into the house. Bring a treat or something for everytime he goes outside and not in the house.

I understand im not the dog whisper, I just love dogs and I think everyone who owns a dog should love there dog too.



My house..I live with my mom @ the age of 19. She loves having a spotless house so to be honest she cleans most of the house besides my bathroom and my room.

I love clean places, so I try to keep up with a clean room. I also recently upgraded my room with a new glass bong as well as Pioneer sound system.

All kidding aside, you are exactly right. I stopped walking the dog every day at lunch during the week and that is the exact problem. I'm embarrassed. I exercise every day and need to walk every day just like the fucking mutt.

Mea culpa...

 

[swampdank]

Shit man. We clean the crib every single day. It takes the tots about an hour and a half to completely destroy it. Our house never stays clean no matter how hard we try.

Definitely have that "lived in" look.

 

[mpd]

Yep. When our daughter deployed for the Iraq war (she was in Fallujah for the big offensive in late 2004) we had her toddler for a year.

That kid destroyed every thing of value in the house. When she moved out the insurance company wouldn't even return my phone calls anymore. They sent the cops out and served me with a cease and desist order. The house was an utter war zone. I had to clean every damn day to keep pace. Lots of respect to those younger couples raising kids. We had lots of kids and have lots of grandkids. We got nothing but love and respect for the American parent.

 

[GreenThumbelina]

I have a dog, two kids and a husband and I'm the one who works outside of the home....so yeah, our house is regularly on disaster mode! I prefer a clean house, but between work and school and the kids, I really don't have time. We'll have a nice clean house when the kids are older, lol.

I get really distracted and stressed out by clutter too, it's wierd. Kise thinks I'm nuts for it, but it really gets to me. I tend to be much happier when the house is in some sort of order.

 

[BiG H3rB Tr3E]

Time to come clean!

I just got done doing one of the carpets with Carpet Fresh. Fucking dog ended up in the house too long the other night and whizzed on the carpet. If he keeps doing it, I'll get rid of him because I like to keep MPD land pretty clean.

that is owner ignorance,,,,not the dogs fault. blame yourself for not
being more responsible about your obligations as a pet owner....

 

[Pirate]

Develop a little relationship with him. Once the dog pee's in the house again (AND YOU WITNESS HIM DOING IT <important) then you can tell him "NO. Bad dog" take him outside and BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM !!!

You left a part out...........No worries...........I fixed it for ya........ with red text.

 

[LiLWaynE]

 

[high4twentydays]

My place gets pretty messy. But me and the girlfriend are both college students and we have two dogs. She works part time and I play music pretty much full time. So our time is all eaten up. We designate Friday nights for cleaning and Sunday days for laundry. But between Sunday and Friday, our place gets to be a wreck lol.

Just being honest
H4

 

[mpd]

No, if the dog pisses on the floor again, he's pretty much gone. I'll sell him to the SPCA. They either pay me to take the dog, or the dog will be sold to the medical experiments group.

Hey, I heard they pay top dollar for dogs they can really torture the shit out of.

Sound like a plan?

 

[Gilligan'sIsle]

Ouch MPD...

Safe Harbor (with the cuddly puppy)
Gilligan

 

[mpd]

just yankin' the chain...