A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[L~B]

I hate squirter's there yucky!!!!!


Do you have some sierra mist maybe?

 

[Stoner4Life]

you gotta grease the weazer




was that a clean shot?

 

[Graffiti]

as clean as courtney love's heroin needles

who shot the sheriff?! And why the hell didn't they kill that god damned deputy!

 

[steppinRazor]

Graffiti you dont haveta put on the red light.


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a pink taco?

 

[arcticsun]

1 just stick your head in real deep first.

how come i aint moving my ass out of this chair even tho its in the morning, sunny outside and im kinda hungry ?

 

[SrPlantManager]

Denial is the first sign of addiction



OoOook... Who farted?

 

[Stoner4Life]

Lyndon B Johnson




What's that knocking noise?

 

[Graffiti]

kids these days call it the 'rock and roll' I believe

Can I cross a cannabis plant with a venus fly trap?

 

[SrPlantManager]

Keep your pants on, slim.

How would one smoke venus fly trapabis?

 

[Endo]

carefully.

who skrewed it up?

 

[SrPlantManager]

don't look at me, McFly did it...


Who is buried in Lincoln's tomb?

 

[Stoner4Life]

Premium Saltines




How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[Graffiti]

technically speaking it all depends on the size and texture of your tongue... and whether or not you're a lesbian...

What happens if I flush a living fish down the toilet?

 

[Smurf]

He'll probably find a new job, get married & start a family.


Do you really want a lap dance from that sloth?

 

[dontstepongrass]

no, but otherwise i cum too fast and it's embarassing.


are you gonna eat that?

 

[Stoner4Life]

a luffa sponge



where's the best place for baby back ribs?

 

[Endo]

straight from the N.I.C.U.

anyone here know how to make jenkem?

 

[SrPlantManager]

And I'd have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids



Just how much IS 1.21 jigggawatts?

 

[Endo]

about 3 fitty.


can i borrow some money?

 

[Botanist]

Get a job! Communist.

Is there a doctor in the house?