10 Thoughts to Ponder
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or perhaps "Psychic Wins Lottery Again"arcticsun said:
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1. If you were to fart in space would you blow up?
2. is it true that Santa Clause's saying "Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas was started when he once visited the red light district?
3.Is Santa Cluase an animal abuser?, he eats all the cookies and drinks all the milk himself, while giving nothing to poor rudolph while he freezes his poor ass off in the cold while Santa's in the houses?
4. Does Mrs Clause's sneak out to have an affair with Jack Frost while Santa's out doing his yearly duties?
5. Who was the 1st person to find out you could drink Milk from a Cow?, and why were they doing it in the first place?
6. that guy in the Guiness Book Of World Records with the longest finger nails - How does he manage to go to the Toilet?
7. Is it true that due to all the Cows on Gods Green Earth farting are the real cause for global warming?
8. Did Santa Clause have a height complex as he only accepts small Elf's working for him?
9. Does Santa Clause shave his beard through the rest of the year when he's not on duty?
10. How does Santa Clause get in the houses that don't have a Chimney?
2. is it true that Santa Clause's saying "Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas was started when he once visited the red light district?
3.Is Santa Cluase an animal abuser?, he eats all the cookies and drinks all the milk himself, while giving nothing to poor rudolph while he freezes his poor ass off in the cold while Santa's in the houses?
4. Does Mrs Clause's sneak out to have an affair with Jack Frost while Santa's out doing his yearly duties?
5. Who was the 1st person to find out you could drink Milk from a Cow?, and why were they doing it in the first place?
6. that guy in the Guiness Book Of World Records with the longest finger nails - How does he manage to go to the Toilet?
7. Is it true that due to all the Cows on Gods Green Earth farting are the real cause for global warming?
8. Did Santa Clause have a height complex as he only accepts small Elf's working for him?
9. Does Santa Clause shave his beard through the rest of the year when he's not on duty?
10. How does Santa Clause get in the houses that don't have a Chimney?
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arcticsun
CC Rider said:
WHOOAAA good one!!
midwestganja
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CC Rider said:
Interesting, yeah i mean if you were blind from the day you were born, you would have no perception or understanding on what things are supposed to look like, though, after time, and being able to feel with your hands, you could/should be able to describe and interpret descriptions, i would think. for instance if you're blind you learn how to describe and recognize things by shape, size, texture,smell, etc. So that would really be all you know. I'd think all your dreams would be based upon your own creativity of what you know. I've also heard the myth that some people who lack one sense often have a superior other sense like alot of blind people have excellent hearing.
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midwestganja
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CC Rider said:so midwest....do you think think that person who has been blind there whole life has the abilitly to create images in there mind? i mean isnt what we see in our mind based on everything that we have seen?
I thought about this.. Maybe someone here knows someone blind and can ask them what its like to interpret and/or describe certain things/images. I mean if I was blind, and I had no clue what things were supposed to look like other than touching and feeling, I think you could come to a relatively accurate depiction of what you're describing. And I suppose after time being blind becomes normal. But how do you describe or visualize something that you can never touch or see.
Sometimes I have wondered though are blind people gifted with a higher sense of awareness and creativity? They seem to almost have super senses when it comes to smell, taste, and hearing. I wonder if thats because they focus on those senses more often than the average person?
Time for that christmas joint. i'll say.
midwestganja said:I thought about this.. Maybe someone here knows someone blind and can ask them what its like to interpret and/or describe certain things/images. I mean if I was blind, and I had no clue what things were supposed to look like other than touching and feeling, I think you could come to a relatively accurate depiction of what you're describing. And I suppose after time being blind becomes normal. But how do you describe or visualize something that you can never touch or see.
Sometimes I have wondered though are blind people gifted with a higher sense of awareness and creativity? They seem to almost have super senses when it comes to smell, taste, and hearing. I wonder if thats because they focus on those senses more often than the average person?
Time for that christmas joint. i'll say.
if ya ask me we're all blind untill we have experienced mind altering hallucinogens such as LSD/psilocybin/mescaline
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arcticsun said:found these ones for you
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (lol loved this one might even go find out hahaha)
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older ... they were cramming for their finals!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does Wendy's have square hamburgers?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? (i know this one, its not called latin america for nothing, now there is a real one for you to ponder)!
after reading your post arctic, the only thing i can ponder is why weren't you the original thread starter for this thread?
very funny but ponder worthy questions, good stuff, good stuff.
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me blunt is like, wicked yo!! owight
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Cannibisology
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...still pondering a response...
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Maybe people whove been blind their entire lives (ie stevie wonder), instead of learning to visualize things and therefore acquiring the ability to, they differentiate between things by sound feeling taste etc. so instead of thinking " i wonder what bla bla looks like," they wonder " what does bla bla sound like.. what does a bla bla feel like..", and thats where their creativity and visualization of the world stems from. just my 2c
