THE DOG DIES AT THE END!

[EatShitake]

One of the best things about crack-o-the-ass-mart is not actually needing anything from there, but people-watching in some sick, trainwreck-like fascination. There are some real winners! But just when I feel comparatively good about myself, I realize we're all in this together...

Who's ever picked up a chick at wal-mart?

 

[JustinCase]

Great fucking thread. +1. I'm e-mailing this to my bro.

 

[cocktail frank]

trouble, you fucking funny bastird.
your one of the few peeps here who put a smile on my face
pops too, it would be disrespectful to not laugh at his jokes
mother taught me to respect my elders

 

[greenhead]

Hey trouble, I must've missed this thread somehow. Funny stuff, lol.

 

[wantaknow]

where i come from its where the red fern grows ......

 

[Bacchus]

Who is the pitcher and who is the catcher???

 

[Pops]

Look for the dried white stains around the lips!

 

[trouble]

GET MO: Pick me up a cool, tasty & refreshing coca cola while your at the store.

EATSHITAKE: I have never picked-up a chick at Wal-Mart, however, I have been guilty of hanging-out in the frozen food section at the grocery store during the summer time, watching the braless girls nipples get hard when they open the big freezer doors.

JUSTINCASE: Thanks!

COCKTAIL FRANK: I'm so old that they've cancelled my blood type, however, Pop's is so old that when he was boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

GREENHEAD: Always good to see you my friend!

WANTAKNOW: Many people dont realize that plants are much like tall, green, leafy Dog's that have roots, dont bark, and are very still & quiet.

BACCHS: Excellent question. Maybe we will learn the answer in the sequel.


POP'S: What can I say? Just when I thought that I won the Rat Race along comes a faster Rat. You always crack me up and put a on my face.








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[Pops]

Shit, when I was a kid the Dead Sea didn't even have a fever!

 

[Vetus Fossor]

I just graduated medium school!!! Allow me to show off just how good I am. You'll be amazed! You'll be delighted! You'll want your own readings but I only use my power for good. And to get laid but that's not working too good for me right now.

Thank you, Mr. Fossor for letting me tell my friend Trouble how much I loved what I can remember of his review. I was so stoned on Blockhead I fell asleep part way through but I loved what I read. Hi KG.

I wear adult diapers and they're soiled.

Arjan has the most piercing eyes. One look at them and I melted. That and he picked up the check. How could I not share with him?

There's one born every minute. Next! Look into my eyes! You'll do as I say....

Like I said I only use this power for the good of mankind.

 

[trouble]

I just graduated medium school!!! Allow me to show off just how good I am. You'll be amazed! You'll be delighted! You'll want your own readings but I only use my power for good. And to get laid but that's not working too good for me right now.

Like I said I only use this power for the good of mankind.

VF, I miss The American and wish he were still around. He was funny, always willing to help others, grew some awsome Blockhead and new how to finish it.

If you find him lurking on another site drop me a line.

 

[Brother Bear]

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