Pass drug test
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wintermoon
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Go in drunk. The booze on your breath will distract them from collecting a urine sample.
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machinehead83
cleaning out
cleaning out
It's going to be tough.....depends on your body fat...if you're skinny you have a better chance as THC is fat soluble and the fat is a resevoir for it. I've seen it take up to 3 months to get an absolutely clean test after a chronic smoker stopped. You may want to purchase one of those thinkgs in HT magazine that has real clean urine and a fake dong (even several colors to match your race) and use it exactly as the instructios say. Otherwise you can try drinking alot of cranberry juice or maybe one of those flush drinks with alot of cranberry juice. I'd also take vitamins to keep the urine looking yellow and not clear from all the fluid. Better also pick up a test kit to check it before you go in. GOOD LUCK!
cleaning out
It's going to be tough.....depends on your body fat...if you're skinny you have a better chance as THC is fat soluble and the fat is a resevoir for it. I've seen it take up to 3 months to get an absolutely clean test after a chronic smoker stopped. You may want to purchase one of those thinkgs in HT magazine that has real clean urine and a fake dong (even several colors to match your race) and use it exactly as the instructios say. Otherwise you can try drinking alot of cranberry juice or maybe one of those flush drinks with alot of cranberry juice. I'd also take vitamins to keep the urine looking yellow and not clear from all the fluid. Better also pick up a test kit to check it before you go in. GOOD LUCK!
is it a pre-entry test or are u currently active?
...if its pre-entry it wont matter if u fail....they prolly wont even check it.
i purposely tried to get kiked out the USMC by failing a UA....i failed it, but they wouldent kik me out (i got 90 days barraks restriction, a big ass fine, and busted down in rank)
...if its pre-entry it wont matter if u fail....they prolly wont even check it.
i purposely tried to get kiked out the USMC by failing a UA....i failed it, but they wouldent kik me out (i got 90 days barraks restriction, a big ass fine, and busted down in rank)
Why dont we have a sticky of this topic by now??
theres countless pages of info and methods concerning this..
do a quick search man you'll find what you need
theres countless pages of info and methods concerning this..
do a quick search man you'll find what you need
Dont know much about military,,,but if you tell us what sort of test they will be giving you ((i.e. hair folicle,,,urinalysis,,mouth swab...etc)) we can help you pass it...
thekingofNY
Cannasseur
Magius said:
STOP SMOKING YESTERDAY!
You have 9 days from today and you say you are not fat at all? Can you run?
Get your ass jogging as many miles a day for the next 7 days, making sure to eat a decent amount of food but not too much, the last few days lots of red meats and creatine supplements... those last day stop excercising so much, go back to being lazy just dont eating any fat, 1.5x suggested creatine supplement
day 10 or whenver u take the test, test urself at home first, u can get 6 with shipping for about 10 bucks I think... with a few glasses of water on test day u should be fine. Thats pending u have a really fast metabolism like you said...
well,,,urinalysis is very simple to pass... only problem is the test is most likely more supervised than when applying for a civilian job. if i were you,,, id buy that synthetic urine,,,and the fake cock,, so even if someone watches you:: they still not gona realize its not yer dick...wouldnt reccomend this if yer a female 
then the might realy have some concerns!!
then the might realy have some concerns!!if you are in processing at mepps, it will be closely watched, and very difficult too cheat, even with the fake cock. if you are already in, you may be able to get away with #1(by same maker as wizzinator<fake cock>). good luck to you brother.....sub
Dilution:
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96956
Substitution:
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96959
Oh, if you try exercising the THC out of your fat cells, make sure you stop like 3 days (maybe more) before your test. You want your fat cells retaining THC on the day of your test, not pumping it into your urine sample.
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96956
Substitution:
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96959
Oh, if you try exercising the THC out of your fat cells, make sure you stop like 3 days (maybe more) before your test. You want your fat cells retaining THC on the day of your test, not pumping it into your urine sample.
ExEcutioner
Member
Dude never tried it, but friends swear by this. Drink a cap full of bleach, or soak you finger in bleach for a while. I have several friends tell me this has worked and they have smoked the day before the test and are everyday smokers.
Hope this helps
Hope this helps
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DogBoy
Please dont tell people to drink Bleach, that is definately not good advice and may well end up harming another member. No need to resort to poisoning yourself just to pass a test when there are plenty of other effective methods available.
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Magius said:
yes,,,just google :: whizzanator &&& quik fix.
together you can use a fake cock and synthetic urine>>>
with a little improv on yer part about being a shy pee'er,,,
you should pass no problem,,,even if they watching you....
ExEcutioner
Member
DogBoy said:
Yeah i hear you, but a small amount wont hurt you. Im just throwing out ideas that friends swear by. A better question to ask me would have been what type of test it was- lab, strip etc, (im not sure)
