Wasn't sure what to put for a title for this..I just wanted to share some true stories of people I knew/know that still make me laugh/cringe...
1.
One guy, we'll call him Razzle, as in razzle dazzle, used to smoke the scrapings from bongs, commonly called "bongsnot". Wait, don't stop reading. I know what you're thinking, "That's not that rare, actually I've done that myself."...thing is, he used to buy this resin.
By the fucking tablespoon .
There was a guy that would scrape out his bong and keep all the resin in a big tin. When Razzle didn't have much money (most of the time), he'd buy a spoonful for $5 and smoke it, after mixing it with about half tobacco.
Razzle got used to this, and even when he scored weed, he would sit down with the baggie next to him, scrape out his bong, smoke all the resin he could harvest, then, and only then, he would start on the bud.
2.
Another guy, let's call him Bald Twitch. He smoked cigarettes. He had a pretty addictive personality. Nothing new, you say. Well, he would wake up and the first cigarette of the day, he would wedge filter-first into a bong (dry, or with water), light it and smoke it through the bong.
In one motherfucking hit.
Now, cigarettes are expensive, and this guy would pick up any cigarette off the ground or in public ashtrays that he saw. Even ones with only about 5mm left on them.
Even when he had a full packet in his pocket.
Please add your own...
1.
One guy, we'll call him Razzle, as in razzle dazzle, used to smoke the scrapings from bongs, commonly called "bongsnot". Wait, don't stop reading. I know what you're thinking, "That's not that rare, actually I've done that myself."...thing is, he used to buy this resin.
By the fucking tablespoon .
There was a guy that would scrape out his bong and keep all the resin in a big tin. When Razzle didn't have much money (most of the time), he'd buy a spoonful for $5 and smoke it, after mixing it with about half tobacco.
Razzle got used to this, and even when he scored weed, he would sit down with the baggie next to him, scrape out his bong, smoke all the resin he could harvest, then, and only then, he would start on the bud.
2.
Another guy, let's call him Bald Twitch. He smoked cigarettes. He had a pretty addictive personality. Nothing new, you say. Well, he would wake up and the first cigarette of the day, he would wedge filter-first into a bong (dry, or with water), light it and smoke it through the bong.
In one motherfucking hit.
Now, cigarettes are expensive, and this guy would pick up any cigarette off the ground or in public ashtrays that he saw. Even ones with only about 5mm left on them.
Even when he had a full packet in his pocket.
Please add your own...
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