What's the best way to fly with weed?

[hazy]

First, let me say that I've searched for this info and came up with very little, except 'put an 1/8 by your nuts' stuff.

I'm going to fly across the US soon and want to drive back with my son -back from Iraq- and have good weed to smoke on the road trip. So i need to bring smoke.

Should I just crotch it, or put it in checked luggage?

Anyone care to relate what has worked for you recently?

 

[dbuzz]

aye mon, here's a long thread on the subject. for the most part, it's easily done often. just think vacuum seal and hidden in layers. good luck.

http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=64836

 

[wishbone420]

#1] Roll yer shit into joints ahead of time because its convenient and it reduces the smell coming out when you arent shuffling air in and out of your bag of loose buds.

#2] Get some duct tape and tape the baggie to the inside 'pocket' of some boxer briefs. Dont use scotch tape since Ive had that 'give' while walking down the gate and kicked out a baggie full of joints in front of others.

#3] Keep a 'zero-metal' profile going thru initial security. Anything you can think of that might set off the metal scanner put in your carry on tub with your shoes to avoid being wanded. If your wearing a large belt buckle its going to set it off. If you get wanded and the guy starts to focus around the belt and your joints its second nature to want to grab/interfere when you know your holding contraband [ happens all the time on COPS and both cops and security are trained to look for those kinds of gestures.]

#4] Even if you are picked for a further search or scan be confidant and calm knowing the last place they are allowed to search is where your stash is. Im also pretty sure that the air scanners arent scanning for pot since there hasnt been any news to support any busts with it and Im sure it cant determine between a small amount of weed and someone that just blew a joint in the parking lot. Same goes for the dogs, why waste dog man hours searching for weed when you really want to find bombs? And no I dont care what ya say they arent cross trained to smell both drugs and bombs.

Ive done up to around 25 joints this method without any problems long before 9/11. I would mail it but I like to be in control of my stash and dont like the idea of counting on the chain of custody being the smartest between the post and hotel staff.

this from another thead

 

[goodmangigabyte]

Crotching it sounds good but ever since 9/11 the TSA conducts random thorough inspections. I think only one or two people every flight, maybe not even every flight, but still you have to be wary that you aren't one of those people. They don't tell you either until you go through security - I guess it's flagged on your boarding pass but no one tells you until you're in front of the TSA.
This happened to me a couple years ago: coworker and I were flying back home from a conference, we were both flagged for random inspection. TSA pulled us off to the side. A guy wanded me thoroughly and patted me down thoroughly; he even patted my groin area with the backs of his hands (all the while telling me what he was doing, didn't make me feel any better though)!
He did it lightly, and didn't get down into the 'taint' area (area between your balls and your poophole), and because he only used the backs of his hands there was no 'cupping' action, but if I'd had a ziploc full of joints taped by my junk he probably would have noticed it, and then off to jail for me (wasn't carrying any weed at the time, and haven't ever carried on planes).
This special inspection has only happened to me one time, and I don't know that they even do it for every flight, so there's probably more than a 99% chance you won't be selected. But just in case, you'd better tape the stuff under your ball sack; even then there's no guarantee that they won't make you spread em and pat that area down with the backs of their hands...

 

[dontstepongrass]

the only way to do it is small amounts behind the ballsack. unless ur a girl... anyways, i know someone who got popped trying to board a coast to coast flight he tried hiding it inside layers of clothing and they felt it somehow. anyways he had some under his balls too but they didnt find that until he had to strip down turn around and spread em for the fuzz. funny thing is, the cops turned him loose right away and let him make his flight. on the way back through security all the workers were telling him straight up, if he had put them behind his balls he would have gotten through no prob.

 

[LiLWaynE]

quadruple wrap in baggie/vaseline then submerge in shampoo bottle

so go weed > baggie > vaseline > baggie > vaseline > baggie > vaseline > baggie then wrap it up and dip in in the center of the shampoo bottle.

put this bottle in your non-carryon, stow away luggage

ive transported this way many times with many different types of drugs...

TSA is looking for explosives, not small amounts of drugs....

the problem with the under your sack technique is that the ganja is gonna get all roasted up by your body heat and start stankin up the plane... FUCK THAT

try to not look shady as fuck also when you are doin this... profiling is how TSA does business.

 

[hazy]

hey guys thanks for the replys.
Lil wayne, I like the idea of putting it in the luggage i check. I don't think they xray them do they?

 

[xu2x]

My gf and her friend flew at least a dozen times w/ joints in their 'pads' while having them on. Never got caught.

 

[RewTheJew]

I read in skunk a month ago to wrap some J's in plastic baggy, and put it in a peanut butter sandwhich. Put that in your carry on, and you should be good to go. The author went thru a random inspection fine, and i guessed they completey ignored it.

 

[ExEcutioner]

Yea man, that would work. I have boarded with a jacket pocket full of brownies, I just made sure i had no metal on me, and walked right through. I ate the brownies 30 min before boarding and man, the rest was blissful history.

If you are really on your shit(no pun intended), then you do like crack dealers and put it in your ass, I would recommend enema first and after boarding the plane if you cant take it, go to the bathroom remove it and wash it and re-bag it.
- but like i said, that is if you are bout it, bout it and you can easily carry a oz that way.

 

[LiLWaynE]

hey guys thanks for the replys.
Lil wayne, I like the idea of putting it in the luggage i check. I don't think they xray them do they?

from what I have seen, they DO NOT x-ray these. they may do a physical inspection, and give it a good rub down with that explosive material "cloth pad" detection device. They want bombs. not drugs. well, if you have a large amount of drugs, they want that also. not small stuff.

 

[SkaDubPUNk]

the only way i know

the only way i know

The only way I know of is to Fresh bag it, wash your hands well then put on some gloves.Get you hands on the pre made vacume bags, make 3 bags.I usually make them 2" wide by 4" long for an 1\8th. Put the pot in the firs tvac bag ,vac it seal it.Trim off edges. Then we go of the the sink and wash the bag with dawn. Do this twice again. This will take care of all of your worry's.Then stich in you shorts like the method above.. Oh yeah dont go smokin up w/ the pack near or around you. duct tape, vasoline, p-jay , pepper these just "mask" the oder good for a u-haul full but not a plane IMO.

 

[zeeba amoeba]

First, let me say that I've searched for this info and came up with very little, except 'put an 1/8 by your nuts' stuff.

I'm going to fly across the US soon and want to drive back with my son -back from Iraq- and have good weed to smoke on the road trip. So i need to bring smoke.

Should I just crotch it, or put it in checked luggage?

Anyone care to relate what has worked for you recently?

I flew a domestic flight with 3/8 of an oz. of a popular flowering plant in my front pocket. It did not stink up the plane, but I had it tightly wrapped, doubled wrapped and taped, and was wearing thick jeans. If you can vacuum seal your pot or wrap it up tight in tape, so much the better for controlling any potential smell.

I was paranoid about flying (first time in a long time for me), despite the fact it was a domestic flight. I double-wrapped the herb in plastic bags, then taped it into a tight cylindrical shape, then stuck it in a lubed condom. Once inside the airport, I went to a restroom stall and stuck it up my ass, until just the end of the condom stuck out for easier removal later. This was not necessary as I later realized, but it is what I recommend for crossing borders. For a domestic flight however, you could probably get away with just taping it securely behind your nuts or in your crotch region. Just make sure it is secure and not liable to fall out.

After getting past security, I walked to the waiting area and after a few minutes, went to the bathroom casually. When I pulled out the condom, my baggie fell into the toliet, however it was double-wrapped so it remained clean and dry. However I discovered the condom wouldn't flush. Airplane toliets use automatic sensors, which meant it wouldn't flush on command. Air inside the condom caused the condom to float back after every flush. I got a little frustrated and made the mistake of disposing the condom in the trash can.

They do have cameras in the main lobby of the bathroom (though not, as far as I can tell, inside the stalls). So my move was possibly observed. Just twenty minutes later, when I returned to the bathroom, the trash had been emptied. That was enough to set off paranoia, and I had a very uncomfortable trip. I even thought the guy sitting next to me might be an undercover air marshall. There were the usual delays and variables associated with flying. It was hard to relax. Then during baggage claim, there was an unexpected half hour delay that really set me on edge. But despite all my worries and nightmares, everything turned out ok.

All in all, I suggest behind the nuts for guys flying within the country. It is sufficient because I've never seen any dogs sniffing around. However, crossing a border, I would definitely stick the pot up your ass or pussy if you're female. It's probably not too difficult just keeping it there throughout the flight. If you wear a size 30 or larger, you could probably move up to an ounce of herb. If it becomes uncomfortable you could always remove it in the plane bathroom, although it might not flush, and then you have a disposal problem. Just remember once you leave the stall, you're on candid camera, and anything you put in the trash might be examined.

In fact, everything you do or say is liable to be monitored in the airport. I was careful not to mention anything to my friend that might be suspicious, not even in a whisper. Also, I kept a calm demeanor and tried to appear as natural as possible, even with 3/8ths stuck up my ass.

I do not recommend putting the stuff in carry on, because they do x-ray carry-on, but do not x-ray human bodies as far as I know, at least on domestic flights. I think it would be an invasion of privacy for one thing. Now you might get away with carry-on, especially if you're clever, but I prefer no-brainer solutions that seem fairly airtight. I can just see them applying some kind of sniffer to carry-on luggage or giving it additional scrutiny that they would hesitate to give to someone's ass or crotch.

 

[LiLWaynE]

I flew a domestic flight with 3/8 of an oz. of a popular flowering plant in my front pocket. It did not stink up the plane, but I had it tightly wrapped, doubled wrapped and taped, and was wearing thick jeans. If you can vacuum seal your pot or wrap it up tight in tape, so much the better for controlling any potential smell.

I was paranoid about flying (first time in a long time for me), despite the fact it was a domestic flight. I double-wrapped the herb in plastic bags, then taped it into a tight cylindrical shape, then stuck it in a lubed condom. Once inside the airport, I went to a restroom stall and stuck it up my ass, until just the end of the condom stuck out for easier removal later. This was not necessary as I later realized, but it is what I recommend for crossing borders. For a domestic flight however, you could probably get away with just taping it securely behind your nuts or in your crotch region. Just make sure it is secure and not liable to fall out.

After getting past security, I walked to the waiting area and after a few minutes, went to the bathroom casually. When I pulled out the condom, my baggie fell into the toliet, however it was double-wrapped so it remained clean and dry. However I discovered the condom wouldn't flush. Airplane toliets use automatic sensors, which meant it wouldn't flush on command. Air inside the condom caused the condom to float back after every flush. I got a little frustrated and made the mistake of disposing the condom in the trash can.

They do have cameras in the main lobby of the bathroom (though not, as far as I can tell, inside the stalls). So my move was possibly observed. Just twenty minutes later, when I returned to the bathroom, the trash had been emptied. That was enough to set off paranoia, and I had a very uncomfortable trip. I even thought the guy sitting next to me might be an undercover air marshall. There were the usual delays and variables associated with flying. It was hard to relax. Then during baggage claim, there was an unexpected half hour delay that really set me on edge. But despite all my worries and nightmares, everything turned out ok.

All in all, I suggest behind the nuts for guys flying within the country. It is sufficient because I've never seen any dogs sniffing around. However, crossing a border, I would definitely stick the pot up your ass or pussy if you're female. It's probably not too difficult just keeping it there throughout the flight. If you wear a size 30 or larger, you could probably move up to an ounce of herb. If it becomes uncomfortable you could always remove it in the plane bathroom, although it might not flush, and then you have a disposal problem. Just remember once you leave the stall, you're on candid camera, and anything you put in the trash might be examined.

In fact, everything you do or say is liable to be monitored in the airport. I was careful not to mention anything to my friend that might be suspicious, not even in a whisper. Also, I kept a calm demeanor and tried to appear as natural as possible, even with 3/8ths stuck up my ass.

I do not recommend putting the stuff in carry on, because they do x-ray carry-on, but do not x-ray human bodies as far as I know, at least on domestic flights. I think it would be an invasion of privacy for one thing. Now you might get away with carry-on, especially if you're clever, but I prefer no-brainer solutions that seem fairly airtight. I can just see them applying some kind of sniffer to carry-on luggage or giving it additional scrutiny that they would hesitate to give to someone's ass or crotch.

haha cool story cuz

 

[Rosy Cheeks]

What's the best way to fly with weed?

Sprinkle some DMT on it.

 

[Wootay]

Yall got some nuts.....literally

 

[LiLWaynE]

Sprinkle some DMT on it.

speaking of DMT, check out my mimosa hostilis beans i just picked up from Brazil....

 

[ExEcutioner]

I flew a domestic flight with 3/8 of an oz. of a popular flowering plant in my front pocket. It did not stink up the plane, but I had it tightly wrapped, doubled wrapped and taped, and was wearing thick jeans. If you can vacuum seal your pot or wrap it up tight in tape, so much the better for controlling any potential smell.

I was paranoid about flying (first time in a long time for me), despite the fact it was a domestic flight. I double-wrapped the herb in plastic bags, then taped it into a tight cylindrical shape, then stuck it in a lubed condom. Once inside the airport, I went to a restroom stall and stuck it up my ass, until just the end of the condom stuck out for easier removal later. This was not necessary as I later realized, but it is what I recommend for crossing borders. For a domestic flight however, you could probably get away with just taping it securely behind your nuts or in your crotch region. Just make sure it is secure and not liable to fall out.

After getting past security, I walked to the waiting area and after a few minutes, went to the bathroom casually. When I pulled out the condom, my baggie fell into the toliet, however it was double-wrapped so it remained clean and dry. However I discovered the condom wouldn't flush. Airplane toliets use automatic sensors, which meant it wouldn't flush on command. Air inside the condom caused the condom to float back after every flush. I got a little frustrated and made the mistake of disposing the condom in the trash can.

They do have cameras in the main lobby of the bathroom (though not, as far as I can tell, inside the stalls). So my move was possibly observed. Just twenty minutes later, when I returned to the bathroom, the trash had been emptied. That was enough to set off paranoia, and I had a very uncomfortable trip. I even thought the guy sitting next to me might be an undercover air marshall. There were the usual delays and variables associated with flying. It was hard to relax. Then during baggage claim, there was an unexpected half hour delay that really set me on edge. But despite all my worries and nightmares, everything turned out ok.

All in all, I suggest behind the nuts for guys flying within the country. It is sufficient because I've never seen any dogs sniffing around. However, crossing a border, I would definitely stick the pot up your ass or pussy if you're female. It's probably not too difficult just keeping it there throughout the flight. If you wear a size 30 or larger, you could probably move up to an ounce of herb. If it becomes uncomfortable you could always remove it in the plane bathroom, although it might not flush, and then you have a disposal problem. Just remember once you leave the stall, you're on candid camera, and anything you put in the trash might be examined.

In fact, everything you do or say is liable to be monitored in the airport. I was careful not to mention anything to my friend that might be suspicious, not even in a whisper. Also, I kept a calm demeanor and tried to appear as natural as possible, even with 3/8ths stuck up my ass.

I do not recommend putting the stuff in carry on, because they do x-ray carry-on, but do not x-ray human bodies as far as I know, at least on domestic flights. I think it would be an invasion of privacy for one thing. Now you might get away with carry-on, especially if you're clever, but I prefer no-brainer solutions that seem fairly airtight. I can just see them applying some kind of sniffer to carry-on luggage or giving it additional scrutiny that they would hesitate to give to someone's ass or crotch.

Great story.

Thats the only sure way to do it, it seems, especially if going international.

 

[sunnyside]

carry ons are always x rayed.

If you are going to fly with stinky herb...which I do 2-3 times per month. All you need to do is vacume seal it up for the smell and use electrical tape to tape it right under your nutsack. If you grind your herb ahead of time it makes the package much smaller and easier to hide.

I have been one of the people chosen to be randomly searched. It isn't as intrusive as you might think. They run the metal detector all over you then you get a light pat down. They never get close to your balls though. You could sue over something like that....remember

If you tape it and vaccume seal it properly you should have no issues. I've done this now I'd say close to 30 times, never an issue. The only time I was worried was when I was asked to step aside for further screening...but that was a breeze.

 

[cherokee]

my experience

my experience

I've only flown with weed one time. It was some killer chronic from phoenix and I couldn't part with the small amount I had left... probably around 1/16 or less than an 1/8. Anyway, I wasn't too bright or clever about it, all I did was put it in the bag it came in, tape it up a little bit, and then place it in the secret compartment of my hat. I placed my hat in the carry-on and hoped for the best.

After the trip, I was so glad I kept it, man that stuff took my next high to the next level. Anyway, the only danger I think was that my friend who was on a different flight (same route) told me he saw some drug dogs sniffing around our origination airport and he worried about me. I didn't see anything tho and it was straight, so airports as everyone else is saying are probably pretty easy to get through.