It is clear to me that from the volume of pm's i have received that i am evidently the most popular man since Homer Simpson. With that in mind i have decided to skip the pointless nomination process and appoint myself King Cohones. I will relinquish this title if anyone has more than 65,534 pm's. Until then i decree that my will is final and i will be acting as judge, jury and executioner for all disputes however small. All though it is very flattering to be this popular i would request that everyone please direct thier fanmail to others. But your adoration has not gone un-noticed and i feel particularly aroused by the PM generosity.
