Dutch Government Bans Red Bull!

[Wunderkind]

I just picked up some Red Bull 30x extract from my dealer. My girl and I just dosed and this shit is off the chain, people! It feels like I just drank like 30 Red Bulls.

 

[lovelightpower]

actually the Minister of Public Safety Hedwig VonDickestsoften, is my uncle.
so many people have ridiculed him all his life about so many things (his name, his new policy.....etc). please leave this poor man alone.

pick on someone your own size!

 

[hunt4genetics]

hey I thaught those ephedrine pep pills would be around for ever.
I used to get them all the time at 7-11 instead of coffee.

but the govt cracked down on ephedrine.

I used to love those yellow jackers!

now is you have some sinus/allergy issues get ready to give up your life story to get a 15 count of sudafed.

I guess anything is possible.

I'm suprized cough medicine is still otc.

 

[Wunderkind]

hey I thaught those ephedrine pep pills would be around for ever.
I used to get them all the time at 7-11 instead of coffee.

but the govt cracked down on ephedrine.

I used to love those yellow jackers!

now is you have some sinus/allergy issues get ready to give up your life story to get a 15 count of sudafed.

I guess anything is possible.

I'm suprized cough medicine is still otc.

in a lot of stores they've put all the intoxicating meds behind the counter. You still have free access to buy them, you just have to ask for them.


on that same note, my friends and I used to get so bombed out on cough medicine. Taking ridiculous dosages. I once got lost in an apartment building because I had forgotten which apartment I had just came from. Good times, good times.

 

[REZDOG]

I just picked up some Red Bull 30x extract from my dealer. My girl and I just dosed and this shit is off the chain, people! It feels like I just drank like 30 Red Bulls.

If a painful erection lasting more than twelve hours occurs,phone a physician,then call Guiness Book of Records.
Or,make the most of it.

 

[RudolfTheRed]

in a lot of stores they've put all the intoxicating meds behind the counter. You still have free access to buy them, you just have to ask for them.

Meth heads fuck everything up...

 

[tuco]

REZ
Okay,so nobody tried to google this??
If you did,you got nothing.
Nada.
Zilch.
Zed.
Zippo.
This was a spoof. However,I did it to prove a point:Something like this,while incredible,is not by any means unbelievable,and that's Extremely Fucked Up.

Not completely a spoof.

Boy treated after Red Bull binge

A teenager was taken to hospital in Darlington after drinking eight cans of energy drink Red Bull.

The 15-year-old, a pupil at Hummersknott Comprehensive School, suffered heart palpitations, according to paramedics.

He was treated at the Memorial Hospital following the 14 February incident, details of which have just emerged.

A Red Bull spokesman recommended only one to two cans of the energy drink for "optimum effect".

Each 250ml can of Red Bull contains 80mg of caffeine - the equivalent, says the company, to a weak cup of filter coffee.

The spokesman added: "Red Bull energy drink is a functional product which has been developed specifically for periods of mental or physical exertion.

"We have always recommended drinking one to two cans of Red Bull to have the optimum effect on performance in times of need."

Red Bull has come under fire in the past for being linked with health problems.

Norway, France, Uruguay and Iceland have all banned the energy drink because of concerns over high levels of caffeine.

 

[Guest]

I'm guessing the Dutch do not take to kindly to the Austrians? Either way, if I feel like drinking caffeine in a can, why shouldn't I have the right to? The parents who allow their children to consume these products, however, should jump off a tall building.

Whether you're in Amsterdam,Spain, North America,or what have you,if there's a neo-con government in power,they're "regulating" how to breathe,every chance that they get.
The longer in power they are,the more of life's minutiae they mean to regulate.
Let's all take a moment and think of the little things that are regulated,and don't need to be.

"...we wish to encourage a turn to hard drugs after witnessing what this "Joy Juice" can do to our young people." Rez, I find it quite funny how they are becoming more and more blatant in regards to their true intentions. If I were to dumb down the masses, I would certainly not want a product that would "awaken" these same people...

 

[RudolfTheRed]

Norway, France, Uruguay and Iceland have all banned the energy drink because of concerns over high levels of caffeine.

I think these countries banning Red Bull is fucking dumb. Just because something has the potential for abuse isn't a good reason to ban it. I guess we should ban fast cars next because someone might speed. Its just dumb.

 

[Guest]

I think these countries banning Red Bull is fucking dumb. Just because something has the potential for abuse isn't a good reason to ban it. I guess we should ban fast cars next because someone might speed. Its just dumb.

Sadly, you are missing the point...

 

[RudolfTheRed]

What point am I missing??

 

[DocLeaf]

The Dutch Government banned mushrooms because a girl jumped off a bridge!!

But yet jenever is still sold in just about every bar in town. no problems

It is still "tolerated" that drunks (and tramps) occasionally fall in the canal when drunk and drown!!!

Apparently (now don't listen to rumors kids!) the fascist Christians are in control!!


Watch out for wolves in sheep clothing, and stay off the red bull !!!

peace out,
Doc-(snizzle-dizzle)-Leaf

"mee nah smoke coke, mee nah smoke heroin... STRICTLY SINSEMILLIA what we smokin'!!"

p.s.4.yo. @ rudolf the red nose 'reindeer' : dude yo missed the point b4 yo posted home-tapper :wink: stay "frosty" as mee brethren mans BeAn say him say time pon time. word out