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Marijuana vending machines in LA

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Lune TNS

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http://www.gizmonews.com/?p=6646

"Holy crap, what country is LA in? I mean, last time I was there I was surprised enough at the billboards offering medicinal marijuana cards, but this is insane. Starting on Monday, people who have medical conditions such as glaucoma, cancer, and the deadly not-stoned-enough virus can start getting their fat buds from special "AVMs."

These electronic drug dealers won't be out on the street next to a Pepsi machine, of course. No, they'll be "housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards." To use them, you'll need to go with a prescription in hand, get fingerprinted and get a prepaid credit card that's loaded up with your dosage and what strain of weed you want. Yeah, no joke, the pharmacists in LA give you a choice between OG Kush and Granddaddy Purple. In the future, the machines may also be outfitted to sell other popular drugs such as Viagra, Vicodin and Propecia. Combine all four for a really interesting night that'll also slowly grow your hair back!

And here I was thinking New York City was a liberal town. When do we get weed vending machines, Bloomberg? Huh?"
 

blitz

Member
well, this certainly is a nail in the coffin for the federal govt's attempts to stamp out marijuana... what- is the DEA going to start beating the shit out of marijuana vending machines?
 

RED145

Member
I LOVE IT!!!I envy all those west coasters,thats just too cool!

But the whole fingerprint take a number thing turns me off.
 

ARTofMAKINGfire

Grinding extra.
Veteran
RED145 said:
I LOVE IT!!!I envy all those west coasters,thats just too cool!

But the whole fingerprint take a number thing turns me off.

Red if you had a medical card you might feel different...
This is REDICULOUS! Only in La La land. I am a HATER right now! FU*K YOU GUYS!
 
G

Guest

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen or heard of in my life.All it needs is a big pic of a freak with a blunt in his mouth.Nail in the coffin of the Feds?Are you kidding?In the midst of controversy someone comes out with this ingenious idea?If I were a legit medical patient I'd be wanting to slap someone right about now.I would think the people behind this joke are on the Fed payroll because nothing positive is going to come from it.What a joke
 

Ganico

Active member
Veteran
You only get to pick between OG kush and Granddaddy Purple?? That alone is pretty weak. But anyway yeah, this doesn't seem like such a sharp idea in general, if there's security guards 24/7 then what's even the point of the machine?
 
I would steal it. Have a huge bonfire party and just throw it on top of the fire. Contact buzz for everyone. Or just pour everclear down the door and light her up. I guess you cant arrest a vending machine for a PID. Security guards in Cali. They would have to be stoned. I guess I would have to distract them with some hash brownies and veggie burgers. "Dude, where's the pot vending machine?" "Huh" "Dude, it was just here a minute ago" "What" "The Kush O Matic 5000" "It's gone, dude" "woah"
 

Murphy

Member
How long until NASCAR puts a driver on one with a joint like Coke and Pepsi?

This is going to be great to watch how advertisers sell the ad space like on everey other vending machine. I only wish I could get in on it now, the sales reps will make a fortune! Next up will be sponsorship.
 
having your finger prints and all that info on file within the machine's database would scare me away. too risky if it ever got confiscated by the feds...
 

facelift

This is the money you could be saving if you grow
Veteran
Reminds of something out of a Cheech and Chong movie. Whats next?
 
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