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SubGirl

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And the harvest is in.



Was a collapsed woman outside the marina bathroom door yesterday morning. Farmers market just 50 feet away. One of the other boat owners was standing there wringing his hands when my wife walked up. "Did you call 911?" I don't have my phone. Wife calls.

So I ask when she gets back to the boat and is telling the story "Did you touch her to see if her neck had a pulse? Did you study her to see if she was breathing?" No and No. Please let someone other than my wife or a hand wringing adult find me should I collapse and need help.

There was 100 people just a few steps away at market why didn't one of you clown's yell HELP !!!!! Damnit call me I know CPR and taint scared to work it on a stranger. I was a 30 second run away.

Edit: as a sparky (electrician) the boss had us take an update class on CPR once a year. Handy thing to know when working on live power.

Nice harvest BNW.
‘I hope there is someone near to at least call 911 for me if an idiot finds me🙃
 

OleReynard

Well-known member
It's sure gonna be interesting - I'd wager that Mad Mike takes Jake Paul out in the first round - and Mike Tyson is a borderline Old Fart at 57 years old - so we should all support him 😉
If this isn't fixed I look for it to go a half of a round.
Been to quite a few fights in my younger years, never saw a machine like Tyson.
Another one was Leon Spinx just a machine.
Michael Nunn was a helluva hitter before he spent time for distribution.
Used to run with part of that crowd

Had Sports Illustrated checking on me back then, there's pics of me floating thru the air waves by SI
 

Thegreengrower64

Well-known member
With a 30 year age gap - Mike really has nothing to lose - even in the unlikely event he does actually lose - and if he wins - he will probably have another fight or two left in him - how about Tyson Fury (the Gypsy King) v Mike Tyson? - that'll be a doosie - if it ever happens -

- it's gonna be seriously embarrassing for 27 year old Jake Paul if he loses to such an old man -

It would be something special to see tyson fighting again, and I'd love to see him win..however, I feel the youngster has. That age difference will surely tell.
 

Thegreengrower64

Well-known member
If this isn't fixed I look for it to go a half of a round.
Been to quite a few fights in my younger years, never saw a machine like Tyson.
Another one was Leon Spinx just a machine.
Michael Nunn was a helluva hitter before he spent time for distribution.
Used to run with part of that crowd

Had Sports Illustrated checking on me back then, there's pics of me floating thru the air waves by SI

You forgot the goat of them all..lennox Lewis.
 

CharlesU Farley

Well-known member
If this isn't fixed I look for it to go a half of a round.
Been to quite a few fights in my younger years, never saw a machine like Tyson.
Another one was Leon Spinx just a machine.
Michael Nunn was a helluva hitter before he spent time for distribution.
Used to run with part of that crowd

Had Sports Illustrated checking on me back then, there's pics of me floating thru the air waves by SI
Alexis Argüello before he met Aaron Pryor? Sometimes when you're undefeated and think nobody in the world can beat you, all it takes is one loss to essentially end your career.

As I'm sure you know since you've been involved, it's not always just physical skill and desire, sometimes it is just pure unadulterated confidence.
 

jokerman

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Premium user
With a 30 year age gap - Mike really has nothing to lose - even in the unlikely event he does actually lose - and if he wins - he will probably have another fight or two left in him - how about Tyson Fury (the Gypsy King) v Mike Tyson? - that'll be a doosie - if it ever happens -

- it's gonna be seriously embarrassing for 27 year old Jake Paul if he loses to such an old man -
It would be more embarrassing for Jake if I kicked his ass☝️
 

Unca Walt

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420club
I just stepped out of the battlecruiser with no bees and honey for a pig's ear...

I took a dekko and spotted a connaught ranger on the boulevard. I'd just got done doing bird, so I was thinking of how to get some Bob Hope even just a Jimmy Cliff. How'd I know he was a grass?

See? I can talk Temple Street Chinese in three languages. But I cannot talk in Weed, unfortunately. So every now and then when you guys start into Weed esoteria, I might try some Cockney to bring you into the fold.

In the above short paragraphs on top:

"Battlecruiser" = Boozer = Pub

"Bees and honey" = Money

"Pig's Ear" = Beer

"Connaught Ranger" = Well dressed stranger

"Bird" = Bird Lime = (prison time)

"Bob Hope" = Dope = Marijuana

"Jimmy Cliff" = Spliff = Marijuana

"Grass" = Squealer to cops

So. You guys are my old China plates. And I read your mention of Harry Monk, so maybe this can be a bridge. My skin and blister always said weed was pen and ink. But she was the trouble and strife of a real Richard the Third.

China plates = mate
Harry Monk = skunk (cannabis)
Skin and Blister = Sister
Pen and Ink = Stink
Trouble and Strife = Wife
Richard the Third = Turd
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
Alexis Argüello before he met Aaron Pryor? Sometimes when you're undefeated and think nobody in the world can beat you, all it takes is one loss to essentially end your career.

As I'm sure you know since you've been involved, it's not always just physical skill and desire, sometimes it is just pure unadulterated confidence.
I saw that fight. Pryor won but there was a controversy concerning Pryor's gloves. Good fight. Best fight ever imo was Hearns/Hagler.....I lost $50 on that fight. 3 great rounds of boxing. Hearns was winning round 1 until Hagler hurt Hears to the body late in the round.....only a matter of time then.
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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Just had St Thomas's hospital cardiology/surgeons secretary call me to check on what's up with my labouring dodgy ticker (heart) - and I told them that I've had to up the Amlodipine to 15mg per day because my blood pressure has been gradually rising - it's as if my heart ❤️ is speaking to me - saying ' If you don't get this valve and left coronary artery by-pass fixed/done soon - I'm gonna blow!' - because the palpitations have been building and building the last few weeks - and feels like I have a very loud brass band in there - getting louder and louder as the days - weeks and months go by - yet still no firm date on this supposed open heart surgery 😢 - that I really do need ASAP - It's causing alot of anxiety - and I was diagnosed well over a year ago -

- She said that she would talk to the surgeon - and try get it expedited - the surgeon did say 2-3 months 2 months ago - so I'm trying to hold him to his word here - and hope and pray 🙏 that they get back to me ASAP with the good news that they will soon make a 20cm cut along my sternum - open me up and fix the darn thing - so that I can live on - and stop worrying about it killing me - leaving my wife and young kids without me - in this fugged up world -
 

oldfogey8

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With a 30 year age gap - Mike really has nothing to lose - even in the unlikely event he does actually lose - and if he wins - he will probably have another fight or two left in him - how about Tyson Fury (the Gypsy King) v Mike Tyson? - that'll be a doosie - if it ever happens -

- it's gonna be seriously embarrassing for 27 year old Jake Paul if he loses to such an old man -
Fury has about a foot on Tyson and has fought top tier talent more recently. I think he would mop the floor with Mike. Tyson vs Tyson would be a good marketing idea though.😁
 

oldfogey8

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If this isn't fixed I look for it to go a half of a round.
Been to quite a few fights in my younger years, never saw a machine like Tyson.
Another one was Leon Spinx just a machine.
Michael Nunn was a helluva hitter before he spent time for distribution.
Used to run with part of that crowd

Had Sports Illustrated checking on me back then, there's pics of me floating thru the air waves by SI
Swimsuit Issue?😂
 

bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
Premium user
Veteran
420club
With a 30 year age gap - Mike really has nothing to lose - even in the unlikely event he does actually lose - and if he wins - he will probably have another fight or two left in him - how about Tyson Fury (the Gypsy King) v Mike Tyson? - that'll be a doosie - if it ever happens -

- it's gonna be seriously embarrassing for 27 year old Jake Paul if he loses to such an old man -


it is definitely a lose lose situation for Jake….

win….ya beat an old man and nobody gets any points for that

lose….ya lost to an old man and that makes Jake a WWE wrestler…

but really , they both will “win”….

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 

Africanna

Well-known member
Just had St Thomas's hospital cardiology/surgeons secretary call me to check on what's up with my labouring dodgy ticker (heart) - and I told them that I've had to up the Amlodipine to 15mg per day because my blood pressure has been gradually rising - it's as if my heart ❤️ is speaking to me - saying ' If you don't get this valve and left coronary artery by-pass fixed/done soon - I'm gonna blow!' - because the palpitations have been building and building the last few weeks - and feels like I have a very loud brass band in there - getting louder and louder as the days - weeks and months go by - yet still no firm date on this supposed open heart surgery 😢 - that I really do need ASAP - It's causing alot of anxiety - and I was diagnosed well over a year ago -

- She said that she would talk to the surgeon - and try get it expedited - the surgeon did say 2-3 months 2 months ago - so I'm trying to hold him to his word here - and hope and pray 🙏 that they get back to me ASAP with the good news that they will soon make a 20cm cut along my sternum - open me up and fix the darn thing - so that I can live on - and stop worrying about it killing me - leaving my wife and young kids without me - in this fugged up world -
Best wishes - hang in there
 
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