The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gypsy Nirvana]

it’s a long story

a religious cult

some other rules were no tv , no rock and roll , and no pork

NO ROCK and ROLL? - Craaaazy!

 

[imiubu]

depends if you're right or left handed, or unidentified at the moment

That is how we gal can identify if a fella is right or left handed

 

[imiubu]

Swede eats a cube of butter like a candy bar when we are on the road…

A few years ago, I'd have said YUCK.
Now, I eat butter the same way.
At home though

Since I began considering food as fuel and began a high fat moderate protein way of eating,
I still am in awe as to how great I feel. I'll never return the the standard american diet.
Not willfully at least. I'm trying avoid the old folks home where they will poison me with
their white bread/ sugar 'diet'.

I am 100% carnivore most of the time and sometimes %5 ketovore.
I will eat avocado, labne, and sometimes pistachios, berries in season etc.
I have to avoid most cheeses except hard cheeses (or the labne listed above).
Unfortunately, I discovered that I react poorly to bacon now (nitrates? sugar?).
I will eat it occasionally because its awesome and just deal w/ the joint pain.

Recently I've added in those ^^ carbs as I discovered that I was not eating enough
as I just wasn't hungry. Carbs early in the day help me to feel hungry by evening
so I can feed my body the nutrition it requires.

I do not feed my brain glucose, my brain runs on straight ketones.
Yeah buddy.

 

[imiubu]

Pump sprayer with Ammonia. Spray the sidewalk a few times a day and under the popular plants. The dogs will avoid that zone soon enough. I had trouble with the neighbors barking dog and being unable to use my own backyard. A few squirts of ammonia shut him the fuck right up. Now when I walk out back, he runs inside. Problem solved.

Same out front. I kept the planter wall well sprayed with ammonia every morning and the dogs all walk on the other side of the street now. They'll actively pull to avoid that spot

The ammonia won't burn? Do you dilute it?
Cuz, if not... I'm on it first thing in the A.M.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Jeez - 03.23am - and I'm up and about in this now quiet hospital - drinking hot chocolate - drinking chocolate - in The Twilight Zone - of surgery -

 

[pop_rocks]

Jeez - 03.23am - and I'm up and about in this now quiet hospital - drinking hot chocolate - drinking chocolate - in The Twilight Zone - of surgery -

come on now, its time for night night!
/do they say that in the uk
but i dont know, its a bright and sunny day here


wtf? internet bs?
here is soething gay

 

[Timj]

18 hours from now I should be Implanted.

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Good luck to your surgeons BNW. Hope we hear from you soon and that things went well.

 

[BrassNwood]

The ammonia won't burn? Do you dilute it?
Cuz, if not... I'm on it first thing in the A.M.

Don't spray directly on the plants. Sidewalk, stones, dirt under the plants should be OK. I use it straight up mostly in a handheld sprayer. A few squirts here and there in selected locations seems to do just fine.

Good luck to your surgeons BNW. Hope we hear from you soon and that things went well.

Thanks Tim I'll update as soon as possible.

 

[Timj]

Don't spray directly on the plants. Sidewalk, stones, dirt under the plants should be OK. I use it straight up mostly in a handheld sprayer. A few squirts here and there in selected locations seems to do just fine.

Thanks Tim I'll update as soon as possible.

Sounds good my friend.

 

[pop_rocks]

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[Timj]

Jeez - 03.23am - and I'm up and about in this now quiet hospital - drinking hot chocolate - drinking chocolate - in The Twilight Zone - of surgery -

I'm happy to see your recovery is going well Gypsy Nirvana. I don't know you like I know BNW. But, wanted to send you some good healing vibes.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I'm happy to see your recovery is going well Gypsy Nirvana. I don't know you like I know BNW. But, wanted to send you some good healing vibes.

Well - they still have to correct a mistake they made - and move some loose heart wire - that's why I've been called back into hospital - thanks for.the good vibes anyway -

 

[Unca Walt]

Awright... Just walked in. I am up to page 1300, and I haveta jump forward to here because:

HOLY MOTHBALLS, MOTHMAN!! At precisely 3:00AM, I was outside lookin' up at the clear, dark sky...

And a big bolide came down heading east. Parts of it came off in globule-streaks, the main part flared more brightly for a second, then was gone. WOW.

 

[Unca Walt]

right tuck or left tuck?…

Quote: "Gentlemen dress to the left."

 

[Magu🌈]

commando Baby , commando since 1964

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

Morning OFs. How are we today?

It seems some of you may need a sticker for the fridge like mine...

It helps late at night when I get all itchy from butter withdrawal.

Have a good day guys n gals.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Morning OFs. How are we today?

It seems some of you may need a sticker for the fridge like mine...

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It helps late at night when I get all itchy from butter withdrawal.

Have a good day guys n gals.

What's with the Welsh Dragon Splodgy?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Yeah - Baby!!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

One way to land a plane -

 

[Gray Wolf]

My x wife is.....

I've outlived both of my ex's.

Worry and anger won't kill you faster than anything else - IF - you can convert them into endorphins/dopamine - via exhausting yourself thru exercise - with the worries and the anger targeted on the boxing bag - or the heavy weights themselves -

- I find it a distinctly beautiful way of ridding myself of the negative - by converting it into the positive - and leads to a gorgeously spiritual feeling of well being - satisfaction - and harmony - between body and mind -

A good workout followed by a Jacuzzi soak.................