oldfogey8
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Are you talking to yourself?You are welcome. Now what are you pissed off for?
Are you talking to yourself?You are welcome. Now what are you pissed off for?
I don’t want to see your depends thanks anyway…Trick to it.....some time I will show you.....ha ha! Don't try this at home.
I can still (at my age) sneak up on a fly that is sitting still and snag it in my palm then throw it to its death against a wall. Tried to teach my sons but no luck. It is all distance and timing. I am not particularly quick(either physically, mentally or intellectually). It is a ‘parlor trick’ that pisses off my wife. She thinks it is mean.I learned back some where in the last 10 years that the best way to catch a fly in your hand is with a 1k light. They have to many eyes and the 1k of light makes them slow to react to your hand.
Our first dog was named nookie by Mrs Pute! We were young, dumb and full of cum. Hilarious watching Mrs Pute calling "Here Nookie"!Can’t imagine hollering TwiddlyWiddlyWoo out the back yard Twidds works tho. He’s very handsome
I haven't watered yet either. I had some time and wanted to make sure everything was working after winter.I've turned on the outside water, but haven't turned the sprinkler system on and dug out the heads for the season yet. Mainly because we are still getting adequate rain to keep everything verdant.
I do that all the time.....and I mostly agree with myself!Are you talking to yourself?
Weird. We visited my in-laws yesterday. My MIL is pretty ‘posh’ and frankly a bit arrogant. She proceeded to tell the story where she needed to pee so badly that she peed her pants trying to get to the bathroom. I was skeptical that it was possible to pee and walk having never tried it myself. Then my FIL prompted her to tell the story of her shitting her pants trying to make it to the bathroom. Having had more colonoscopies than a man my age should have(genetics are a bitch), I could relate to that(prepping for a scope up the ass sucks). I still can’t for the life of me figure out why she told us not one but two stories with TMI. I did not enjoy either story.Trick to it.....some time I will show you.....ha ha! Don't try this at home.
Me tooI do that all the time.....and I mostly agree with myself!
That picture looks almost like a pine forest seen from an airplane.Good morning I hope everyone is feeling well this morning.
I have been told if I hang out here I can learn how to grow cannabises instead of being a nasty old troll.
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Wow..........that worked super fast,thanks guys and girls!
Bubba woke up at 4:00 yesterday afternoon and chose insanity till midnight.
Seems to have turned on a little bit.
Depends recommend. I read the book........FIFTY YARDS TO THE BATHROOM by WILLIE MAKIT......Weird. We visited my in-laws yesterday. My MIL is pretty ‘posh’ and frankly a bit arrogant. She proceeded to tell the story where she needed to pee so badly that she peed her pants trying to get to the bathroom. I was skeptical that it was possible to pee and walk having never tried it myself. Then my FIL prompted her to tell the story of her shitting her pants trying to make it to the bathroom. Having had more colonoscopies than a man my age should have(genetics are a bitch), I could relate to that(prepping for a scope up the ass sucks). I still can’t for the life of me figure out why she told us not one but two stories with TMI. I did not enjoy either story.
Illustrations by Betty Dont?Depends recommend. I read the book........FIFTY YARDS TO THE BATHROOM by WILLIE MAKIT......
Me too I heard this from a perfect stranger who heard it from my grandson that told her one of my skillz. “And then she slammed it in the kitchen sink!” Oh brother outta the mouth of babes…I can still (at my age) sneak up on a fly that is sitting still and snag it in my palm then throw it to its death against a wall. Tried to teach my sons but no luck. It is all distance and timing. I am not particularly quick(either physically, mentally or intellectually). It is a ‘parlor trick’ that pisses off my wife. She thinks it is mean.
Illustrations by Betty Dont?
Jeebus! That is one lonely, backward part of the world. During the fleeting, wet summer it is an absolutely beautiful place to visit.moving right along….
hell , maybe me and Swede will move to Lockwood NY..
this seems like a hella deal…
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F T! I use a spray deodorant blast then I crush their little heads.I can still (at my age) sneak up on a fly that is sitting still and snag it in my palm then throw it to its death against a wall. Tried to teach my sons but no luck. It is all distance and timing. I am not particularly quick(either physically, mentally or intellectually). It is a ‘parlor trick’ that pisses off my wife. She thinks it is mean.
I have a buddy who gets snow anytime in NY upstateJeebus! That is one lonely, backward part of the world. During the fleeting, wet summer it is an absolutely beautiful place to visit.
The other nine months have a connection to the Great Lakes -- It is called "The Lake Effect". Looks like this:
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You'd be at the right edge on this picture, about a quarter of the way up from the bottom.
The deer hunting is superb. The roads require 4WD and special tires.
And they do drift to blockage.
I oughta add that while a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afghanistan, you will almost certainly not have mobile reception in your own house (or in "town").
Just sayin'.
I can still do that. Go where you think the he WILL be. Not where it is. Like you said Fogey timing.I can still (at my age) sneak up on a fly that is sitting still and snag it in my palm then throw it to its death against a wall. Tried to teach my sons but no luck. It is all distance and timing. I am not particularly quick(either physically, mentally or intellectually). It is a ‘parlor trick’ that pisses off my wife. She thinks it is mean.
Where did you learn that? My momma did it when I was young. That’s where I learned itI can still do that. Go where you think the he WILL be. Not where it is. Like you said Fogey timing.
Don't remember. Done it for as long time. Just like Fogey said I throw them against the wall. BOINKWhere did you learn that? My momma did it when I was young. That’s where I learned it