The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

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Good thing pork is the other white meat ..

and Im partial to pork

 

[dogzter]

Snip N’ Clip

Snatch
Grip and rip
Meatseeking missle

 

[oldmaninbc]

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and Im partial to pork

Including the tail?

 

[Gray Wolf]

Ahh - a mobile Urea dispenser - able to pee 'on the fly' - what talent -

Benign Prostatic Hyplasia - would be a certain advantage -.

I can loan you some Benign Prostatic Hyplasia if your short..........................

 

[OleReynard]

Masterful mode:

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Is that drool or scarring on her front paws

 

[SubGirl]

While out picking mushrooms I learnt you should watch where your peeing when there is an electric fence nearby.

Prolly tried it just to see if it was true what they said about it

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I can loan you some Benign Prostatic Hyplasia if your short..........................

Thanks for the kind offer - but I'm currently well stocked with B.P.H. -

 

[oldfogey8]

While out picking mushrooms I learnt you should watch where your peeing when there is an electric fence nearby.

I learned as a kid, if you see a fly on an electric fence, and slowly sneak up on it, a spark will jump the gap between your finger and the fly. Flies explode. Ahhhh, the days before the interweb, video games and I discovered girls…

 

[jokerman]

The one on the left needs a ball gag. Not because I am into that sort of thing. She is just a dimwit.

I have other thoughts

 

[jokerman]

I'm only here for the doggies.

Am I allowed to pet their owners?

I would review that question first b4 I saw Boo IMHO

 

[jokerman]

I will second that

Im keeping my mouth shut!
Subie has a good memory

 

[jokerman]

Including the tail?

depends on whose tail

 

[oldmaninbc]

Prolly tried it just to see if it was true what they said about it

It does not teach any great life lessons but... I did it purely by accident when relieving myself, pickers walked by and I turned away only to realize that peeing on an electric fence wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

 

[oldmaninbc]

depends on whose tail

Those cute curly tails of a pig taste good.

 

[Putembk]

This is an anger management class!

You are welcome. Now what are you pissed off for?

 

[jokerman]

came up with a saying today.
Im calling it "Animal Privilege"
I saw a sweet old Lady sit in church.
Two female animals sat in front and behind her.
One animal asks if it could pray with her.
The one in back kneels by the Woman and prays and the other goes into the Womans pocket book takes her credit cards.
Both chimps spend 7k at Sams club later.
Catch and spay should be the way.
and lets not forget some baton therapy

 

[jokerman]

Early ICYMAG

 

[jokerman]

Those cute curly tails of a pig taste good.

 

[Ganoderma]

I learned as a kid, if you see a fly on an electric fence, and slowly sneak up on it, a spark will jump the gap between your finger and the fly. Flies explode. Ahhhh, the days before the interweb, video games and I discovered girls…

I learned back some where in the last 10 years that the best way to catch a fly in your hand is with a 1k light. They have to many eyes and the 1k of light makes them slow to react to your hand.

 

[oldfogey8]

I have other thoughts

I was being PC…