The Original O'l Farts Club.

[CharlesU Farley]

Mines made me a big passel of kids - and alot of happy ladies - yet he ain't no 'King Kong Dong!' - if it's too big - it won't fit comfortably - well that's what the Mrs said anyway -

It ain't the meat, it's the motion. And the tongue, and the fingers, and whatever else, goes anywhere else, that anybody likes.

 

[CharlesU Farley]

I would love to sit down and smoke a big hooter with ya Amigo…



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I wish me and you could prove these stupid ass "liberals" and "conservatives" they're all wrong.

But everybody, including some participants in this thread, would think you're a conservative and hate you for your opinions and they would think I'm a liberal and hate me just as much.

There's obviously enough hate in the world.

You could smoke a doob (got to love voice dictation, that came up as _dude_ ) and I could take a capsule, we would take a couple of shots of good Kentucky bourbon, go fishing and forget about all this bullshit that doesn't mean anything whatsoever.

 

[SubGirl]

Is this a Kumbaya Moment?

 

[Magu🌈]

Mines made me a big passel of kids - and alot of happy ladies - yet he ain't no 'King Kong Dong!' - if it's too big - it won't fit comfortably - well that's what the Mrs said anyway -

I think your Mrs. is just being nice to you.

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Today is a _good_ day! These babies are about 2 to 3 weeks away from harvest. Notice no netting, support poles, or other devices that treat cannabis like a hot house orchid. Here's what I wrote in another post:

To accomplish that change in structure, I didn't top, fim, super crop, lst, or do anything else unnatural to the cannabis plant. That includes bondage, discipline, humiliation, ball gags, or even spankies. I don't even talk dirty to them, for fuck sake!

And to show that one old geezer can respect another, see this thread. I first became aware of UB when he was known as Kip in the Usenet group a.d.p.c., before all this web-based bullshit. We both could tell you more stories about the initial development of the internet and acquiring cannabis, both seeds and knowledge.

I know you all think _you're_ a bunch of old geezers and a lot of you are chronologically older than me and UB. But as far as learning new cannabis development techniques on the _internet_, me and UB are the fucking Yoda and Obi-Wan online, cannabis development world.

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[bigsur51]

I wish me and you could prove these stupid ass "liberals" and "conservatives" they're all wrong.

But everybody, including some participants in this thread, would think you're a conservative and hate you for your opinions and they would think I'm a liberal and hate me just as much.

There's obviously enough hate in the world.

You could smoke a doob (got to love voice dictation, that came up as _dude_ ) and I could take a capsule, we would take a couple of shots of good Kentucky bourbon, go fishing and forget about all this bullshit that doesn't mean anything whatsoever.

i will take a pass on the bourbon Bro as I have an aversion specifically to whiskey and alcohol in general

i am allergic to them……every time I get around alcohol I break out in handcuffs

actually migraines

i might sneek a small margarita in there though

and I am done proving anything to anyone , if they happen to learn something from me then they are lucky , I am through explaining my life’s beliefs on anyone , I feel like an unpaid teacher whom no one could give a rats arse what I do and dont believe….

no hate here Amigo , good good vibrations talkin’ bout excitations is what makes the world go round

but yeah , I got a bag of psychedelic goodies and in the freezer that will expand a humans mind to many other dimensions and beyond , like some STP and dmt and blotter lsd-25….all that schitt is rocket fuel for the mind and spirit

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

It ain't the meat, it's the motion. And the tongue, and the fingers, and whatever else, goes anywhere else, that anybody likes.

Of course - all that goes without saying - since it is basic common sense - we were discussing length - if my pharmaceutically addled memory serves me right - < drops another diacodiene>

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I think your Mrs. is just being nice to you.

She's always nice to me - that's why I married her - when I was in jail -

 

[Gray Wolf]

I just made homemade vanilla custard for my eclairs using duck eggs from my neighbor.

They are my favorite for Creme Brulee!

Penises?

No doubt you've heard the term, "Three peckered goat?"

do I have to get out of my chair for that?

Some of us have to move further away than others.

 

[jokerman]

Thought that was pulling your meat that did that

Old wives tale ,most if so would be blind.

 

[jokerman]

Bet they don't look like this:

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I could make it work

 

[OleReynard]

It ain't the meat, it's the motion. And the tongue, and the fingers, and whatever else, goes anywhere else, that anybody likes.

Did I hear fingers in the pie, here somewhere?
It was like telepathy I was on Facebook looking for concrete block and bam had to come back here to see what the hell was going on.

 

[Sun&Soil]

Thanks for the welcome.

I was born in '73 and the farts just come naturally.

Damn, your older by a year. I'm still the baby. Thought I was going to earn a seat at the big boy/girl table.

Welcome!

 

[Putembk]

I noticed some threads don’t have one

The like button was removed from several threads.....we were able to lobby and get it back. Big was probably on one of those threads.....that is what he gets for leaving us for another thread.

Caught in the act

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

Damn, your older by a year. I'm still the baby. Thought I was going to earn a seat at the big boy/girl table.

Welcome!

Should we just go play in the ball pit?

 

[dogzter]

Should we just go play in the ball pit?

I wouldn't get in there boo was in it last.

 

[Boo]

we are not amused…

 

[Sun&Soil]

Should we just go play in the ball pit?

While we still can I suppose.

 

[Putembk]

I think Big and Charles need to take a cold shower.

 

[SubGirl]

Should we just go play in the ball pit?

Maybe a couple of happy meals are in order tho. I’d stay outta that ball pit, just sayin’