The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gray Wolf]

 

[Gray Wolf]

How about affirmations?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Let's get Gypsy smiling again.

Was this the inexperienced nurse, who came in to give you your enema this morning?

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Nope - it was Kirsty from Sydney Australia - and Lovely from Cebu City in the Philippines - definately not Harold from Castro Street in San Francisco -

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[OleReynard]

I have found that to be true....my doctors do everything they can to NOT give me pain meds. I don't even know what ocycodone looks like. They tell me to take aspirin.

If they know you partake in weed it's tough to get them to fork them over, been told that point blank.

 

[OleReynard]

Even in the hospitals they're treating intermittently with pain killers and Tylenol.

 

[oldfogey8]

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[Putembk]

I got tired of dicking around with my pain, went to a pain management clinic and have been getting my meds regularly...I found a decent doctor and I trust him enoutg to administer shots and ablate my nerves in my spine...

I am doing the same series of shots....next Thursday is the last one until the cortisone wears off then do it again. It has helped.

 

[Africanna]

The town I live in is cutting down huge old maples, oaks and ash trees in preparation for road work that will do nothing but fuck up traffic from now on. The state pledged $11 million for the project if only the residents would kick in $1 million. The design is ludicrous but they had a simulation that made it look like a miracle of God for traffic. Any simulation is easily swayed towards whatever those in power desire it to look like but our locals are too dumb to see the forest for the felled trees. For reference, see Ferguson’s death simulation regarding the China flu which was the basis for locking down the world and transferring wealth upwards…

Bad to have to remove valuable old trees

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Nope - it was Kirsty from Sydney Australia - and Lovely from Cebu City in the Philippines - definately not Harold from Castro Street in San Francisco -

Castro Street, even this "redneck" SouthEastern boy gets that one... I know the reference!

I'd prefer 2400 Fulton Street, in the Haight myself.

 

[CharlesU Farley]

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Now that is a _happy_ dog!

 

[Africanna]

Port Angeles Washington…10 acres outside of town…her sister lives on 20 acres next door

a stream runs through Swedes property and that is where we will be panning for gold….

her grandfather used a 10’ foot slice box and he did good




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Beautiful.

Found gold, bought big yacht

 

[CharlesU Farley]

How about affirmations?

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I wouldn't put this in any other thread besides the old geezer thread here, cuz I know you all will understand it:

You forgot one!

31. And doggone it people _like_ me!

 

[oldfogey8]

Bad to have to remove valuable old trees

For such a useless reason and at a lousy time as well. I spoke with the arborist who removed two 4+ foot diameter trees on the corner of my street. Both had squirrels in them with young ones. He left the trunks in the yards they came from because the pups were still in them. He even came back when he saw one in his side view mirror riding on a log. He put it back on the trunk in hopes the mother would return.

 

[OleReynard]

For such a useless reason and at a lousy time as well. I spoke with the arborist who removed two 4+ foot diameter trees on the corner of my street. Both had squirrels in them with young ones. He left the trunks in the yards they came from because the pups were still in them. He even came back when he saw one in his side view mirror riding on a log. He put it back on the trunk in hopes the mother would return.

Damn things can have 2 litters a year.
Had little ones crawling up my pants leg on an October day.
Lookin up at me and saying take me in

 

[Putembk]

Am totally cabin bound today. Light snow is falling and cold. Getting a hair cut later and have been staining furniture. Mrs Pute has been after me to do this and today is perfect for an indoor mundane chore.

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Nope - it was Kirsty from Sydney Australia - and Lovely from Cebu City in the Philippines - definately not Harold from Castro Street in San Francisco -

Thought of this song when I originally read your post, and when I went to the music sub here, damned if moose eater didn't post it today. Thought it was pretty appropriate, lyrics will hit home and you'll understand what I'm trying to say.

The name of the tune is Lungs by Townes Van zandt:

Well, won't you lend your lungs to me?
Mine are collapsing
Plant my feet and bitterly breathe
Up the time that's passing.
Breath I'll take and breath I'll give
Pray the day's not poison
Stand among the ones that live
In lonely indecision.

 

[Putembk]

Beautiful.

Found gold, bought big yacht

Don't get him started on the Yacht dream again.

 

[oldmaninbc]

I have found that to be true....my doctors do everything they can to NOT give me pain meds. I don't even know what ocycodone looks like. They tell me to take aspirin.

I've been taking morphine since 2010 about 5-6 years ago the medical system came down hard on narcotic users. I had a change of family doctors and it was no easy matter keeping my prescription for morphine. I had to renew it monthly.
These days it seems easier at least for my situation, my family doctor recently changed my script routine and now I get all my scripts including morphine for a four month period at a time.

 

[dogzter]

Today I learned the words"home owners association" makes me pop off when a neighbor who is new the the area randomly shows up and asks me if I would financially support one say it.

He apologized profusely and assured me the subject won't come up again.

Already cant hardly shoot my guns or piss where I want as is prick fucks.