The Original O'l Farts Club.

[CharlesU Farley]

raised in So.California in the 60’s we hit the beaches a lot but I was to poor to buy a board , what little money I had went to $10 dollar lids and $2 dollar tabs of lsd-25

My grandparents down in Miami were going to buy me a surfboard... until they found out it was a hundred bucks!!!!

watching surfers is a form of meditation for me…I feel peace when I watch these surf videos..

I was short, stocky, and played football in high school, so I didn't exactly have the surfer bod to maneuver a surfboard. Always loved hanging with 'em though. When I kept one of them from getting his ass kicked from a rival group, they accepted the southern drawled Kentucky boy into their group.

the bikinis help me keep a healthy libido

Nothing like seeing 'em catch a beautiful wave and ride it... especially while looking at those beautiful butts.

 

[jokerman]

A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! You have no need to confess it." "It's worse than that, Father," he continued. "She quickly started to repay me with sexual favors." "People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldn't under normal conditions. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. May I ask a question?" "What, my son?" "She is pretty old now, should I tell her the war is over?"

 

[jokerman]

there is someone we can count on to rescue us if we need some super powers to get us outta a jam….

oh the things that Special Rope can do!….




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If it were to happen that I get tied up by a woman and she has way with me, please let it be Wonderwoman

 

[jokerman]

I can't believe you came home empty handed @bigsur51 !

me2!

 

[dogzter]

Gonna be a tough walk if the snow keeps up!

 

[bigsur51]

good evening

 

[Boo]

and a good night from me and the boys...

 

[bigsur51]

 

[Gray Wolf]

Murphy, he couldn't live with himself and has moved on!

Otoole's law says that Murphy was an optimist.

 

[Putembk]

Otoole law says that Murphy was an optimist.

Well then his law sucks....good night!

 

[dogzter]

Not as nice as bigs but it has snow.

 

[dogzter]

How are you today @Gypsy Nirvana the next few days are often the hardest.
You can do it you've been through worse I suspect.

 

[exoticrobotic]

A nice sunny start to the day here in the London

How's it going Gypsy?

Hope the nurses are doing a good job and the hospital radio is good.

 

[jokerman]

Good Morning ,
too early to get up
going to smoke something and resume the supine position FFS!

 

[exoticrobotic]

A morning smashing up concrete with a crow bar trying to prepare the flower beds that had reclaimed creosoted sleepers on top of them.

My back will thank me later and for days but i'm trying to let the tool do most of the work.

Hope you're feeling ok gypsy. i reckon they'll be taking away the fentanyl today

 

[Unca Walt]

now on a much more mellow thought for the day...girl crush...
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OMIGOD. Life is good.

 

[Unca Walt]

you would be proud of me , came home with an empty truck

but I did try and recruit some potential coffee shoppe girls , they were not impressed with my speech , especially when I told them my nickname was big for a reason…



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I'm tryna figger out the model of that airplane... and the blondie's hiney keeps interfering with my concentration.

 

[BubbasPlace]

absolutely My SIL could smoke 4 cigs a day.
I would still smoke if i could just do that

I find that folks who quit smoking fall into two camps. The first camp is the one my dad was in. Every time someone lit up, he would say that he had to get out of here, having nicotine fit. I fell in the other camp, once quit, cig smoke was disgusting and can't figure what I was thinking.

 

[BubbasPlace]

absolutely My SIL could smoke 4 cigs a day.
I would still smoke if i could just do that

When I finally quit for the last time, I was down to two a day. Morning and night finally quit for good. Long time ago. 50 cent cigs back then. If I had known back then they would be 10 bucks, maybe I never would have started.

 

[BubbasPlace]

Cigarettes on L.I at the indian res sell for $102 a name brand carton.
they also sell weed ,rosin.pens .edables and did i say weed in all flavors and levels cheap gas too

I don't know if this is still the case, but in Kentucky they had no tax back in the day so we're about half the going price....which was only half a buck normal price. Signs at the border leaving into Illinois about the perils and punishment for smuggling them.