WANNA LAUGH?

Fingaz2

Member
This sounds better if you say it out loud.

Polar Bear goes into a bar, & says to landlord,
"Can I have a .........................................................
..........................................................beer please."
Landlord says, "Why the big pause?"
 
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metamorf

Member
Guest said:
How many board junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Me too! :muahaha:
 
An older woman calls her gyno and in a very deep voice tells her doc, "Doctor, I seem to be having some serious side effects to that hormone replacement therapy you have me on."

The doc says, "Wow! Your voice is really deep. Are there any other side effects?"

The woman replies, " Yes, I have started to sprout hair on my chest."

"Really," says the doc, "and how far down does the hair go?"

The woman says, "All the way to my testicles."
 

pengman

New member
An older woman calls her gyno and in a very deep voice tells her doc, "Doctor, I seem to be having some serious side effects to that hormone replacement therapy you have me on."

The doc says, "Wow! Your voice is really deep. Are there any other side effects?"

The woman replies, " Yes, I have started to sprout hair on my chest."

"Really," says the doc, "and how far down does the hair go?"

The woman says, "All the way to my testicles."

I like this one... got me laughing... HAHAHHA =D
 
A husband and wife are watching TV when the phone rings. The husband picks it up, listens for a sec, and says, "Now buddy, how the hell am I supposed to know, that's 500 miles away?" and hangs up.

"Who was that honey?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I don't know, some damn fool wanted to know if the coast was clear!"

mess
 

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