The Original O'l Farts Club.
- Thread starter Putembk
- Start date
Ahhh - I think that The Stud House - is where the male horses go for some relief oldman -I see there is a place called the "Stud House" is this where the lady walkers like to amble by
Hello and a jolly good day to you Gypsy
Phew - had some urinary tract infection - for the last day and a half - got to see the doctor within 45 minutes calling at 8.00am yesterday - was 5th in the phone call line - but managed to get a 8.45am slot for the doctors appointment - and the Dr's surgery is only a 20 minute walk away - so had 25 minutes ta get me act together - and Vooooom! - I was out that door - on a quick march - hoping I'd make it to the Dr's Surgery - without having to stop at a tree 
- for a painful pee -
Anyway - to cut a long story short - I didnt get 'caught short' - and made it there - where the Doc said that I have a urinary infection - after Id given him a painful sample - and he said that some antibiotics would be awaiting for me - at the pharmacy - so he put me sample bottle in a bag - and sent it off to some lab - and I was on me toes - ta get me medicine - two pills later - I still dont feel much better - but must slog thru the box - and take one every 12 hours religiously - till they are all gone - and then I should be better - should be?
- for a painful pee - Anyway - to cut a long story short - I didnt get 'caught short' - and made it there - where the Doc said that I have a urinary infection - after Id given him a painful sample - and he said that some antibiotics would be awaiting for me - at the pharmacy - so he put me sample bottle in a bag - and sent it off to some lab - and I was on me toes - ta get me medicine - two pills later - I still dont feel much better - but must slog thru the box - and take one every 12 hours religiously - till they are all gone - and then I should be better - should be?
GW -- I have held off for a tad, but the idiot newcomer shitting up the place woke up my evil side. Here goes Unca lookin' to cut off some more ears for the necklace:
Therefore, sooner or later, those in charge have GOT to learn that the gym's piss-poor and antagonistic workers are not doing their job despite documented notices... and you will publish their company name and conduct on every public platform available if it is not fixed by your next visit.
That will curdle their sperm.
Got a feel'in mines already curdled Walt - till I've done 7 days on the antibiotics -
Yes. Every single person posting here has noted that.Who ever said anything about you being inferior?
Do you have a complex?
Repressed childhood emotions?
I’m really confused
What an oddity...
Wait... possibly everyone here is wrong about you, and you just want to help us understand your godliness.
We are not worth your time.
That said, I do not see value, interest, or care what the idiot posts as he poops his pants for attention.
Last edited:
I have a solution to the pollution:
EVERYBODY: No matter how the asshole puts his chin out to get clipped (and to give him his mini-orgasm) just --
DO NOT REPLY TO THE FOOL EVEN THOUGH HE GIVES YOU YET ANOTHER PERFECT STRAIGHT LINE.
FROM THIS MOMENT ON HE IS SHUNNED.
He will be driven to reply, and frustrated because he cannot get responses.
Great torture.
Oh.. One other thing: We can all watch in silence as he writhes.
Shitdamnhellpissfartpoop. Sorry about that, Gypsy. I do hope it gets better right away. I wonder what caused it?Phew - had some urinary tract infection - for the last day and a half - got to see the doctor within 45 minutes calling at 8.00am yesterday - was 5th in the phone call line - but managed to get a 8.45am slot for the doctors appointment - and the Dr's surgery is only a 20 minute walk away - so had 25 minutes ta get me act together - and Vooooom! - I was out that door - on a quick march - hoping I'd make it to the Dr's Surgery - without having to stop at a tree
Anyway - to cut a long story short - I didnt get 'caught short' - and made it there - where the Doc said that I have a urinary infection - after Id given him a painful sample - and he said that some antibiotics would be awaiting for me - at the pharmacy - so he put me sample bottle in a bag - and sent it off to some lab - and I was on me toes - ta get me medicine - two pills later - I still dont feel much better - but must slog thru the box - and take one every 12 hours religiously - till they are all gone - and then I should be better - should be?
View attachment 19200965
Ya - I asked the Doc about that - and he says that women get these urinary tract infections more often then men - and sometimes when men have them - it could be the precursor for something even worse - so hopefully the lab can clear any worry
Maybe time for another prostate check up - <that'll put tears
in ya eyes 
>
OK... BIG news on the peafowl front:
Yesterday -- between downpours -- we had a sight never before seen at Chateau Sneakydicker -- our new, slightly different breed of peacock (named "Stranger") was dancing on my front lawn just outside my dining room window.
His feather-fan is different and larger that the two resident peacocks, Beau and Lumpy.
Stranger was dancing for the peahen sitting on the bench directly under the window... with Beau, one of my two 20-year residents on the bench with her, watching.
Meanwhile, Lumpy (my other "born here" resident peacock) was out back hooting and cayoodling.
I hope Stranger got laid, but I doubt it. Peahens demand -- and get -- a LOT of fussing and dancing before they hunker down and spread out their tail feathers for that ten-second humping.
But I never saw two peafowl on my bench watching a third do his dance before. I have now hand-fed yummy cocktail peanuts to all the males, but have never gotten close to the peahen.
Yesterday -- between downpours -- we had a sight never before seen at Chateau Sneakydicker -- our new, slightly different breed of peacock (named "Stranger") was dancing on my front lawn just outside my dining room window.
His feather-fan is different and larger that the two resident peacocks, Beau and Lumpy.
Stranger was dancing for the peahen sitting on the bench directly under the window... with Beau, one of my two 20-year residents on the bench with her, watching.
Meanwhile, Lumpy (my other "born here" resident peacock) was out back hooting and cayoodling.
I hope Stranger got laid, but I doubt it. Peahens demand -- and get -- a LOT of fussing and dancing before they hunker down and spread out their tail feathers for that ten-second humping.
But I never saw two peafowl on my bench watching a third do his dance before. I have now hand-fed yummy cocktail peanuts to all the males, but have never gotten close to the peahen.
Last edited:
I wish you the very, very best.Ya - I asked the Doc about that - and he says that women get these urinary tract infections more often then men - and sometimes when men have them - it could be the precursor for something even worse - so hopefully the lab can clear any worry
Maybe time for another prostate check up - <that'll put tears
I hope it is just that you walk too much and it irritates your pecker because it does not get to help.
Thanks Walt - its all new to me - can't say I've ever had similar - but hopefully its not connected to any worse condition - and clears up as the meds run out -
- Oh the joys of being an old GIT!
A swan - having his lunch -
