It Smells Like Curry In Here

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Wheres some good ol Willie BioDiesel when you need it?


But just to be on the safe side I think I will avoid any muhammed jokes for a bit.
 
G

Guest

Naaa boiii. Keep em coming.. The Mohamedi jokes mang..
If u cant make fun of major religions.. What else is there? :chin:
 

moth

Well-known member
A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of
heaven. St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven".

The Muslim says "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to
meet Muhammad."

St. Peter says "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and
you
will meet Muhammad"

The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses.
Moses says "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".

The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you.
But
like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet
Muhammad".

Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will
meet
Muhammad.

The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see
anything
but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks "Who are
you?"

The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven".
God walks over and shakes his hand.

The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it
is
such an honor to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great.
But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to
meet
Muhammad."

God says "Ohh.. You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a
seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?"

The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee"

God yells into the kitchen.. "Hey Muhammad. 2 coffee
 
G

Guest

Good call Indigo.
But 'cha cant talk politics all the time.. Or u'll loose yer mind..
On that note, i'm for separation of church and state and school..
How many peeps would believe this Jesus and/or *insert god here* BS...
If they wasn't hammering it in yer head while it's still soft. :chin:

Am i on topic here? :woohoo:
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Oh, they'll stone ya if youre a western moron,
They'll stone ya if you dont read the Koran.

... Everybody must get stoned.

stoning.jpg
 

ben ttech

Active member
your right on topic bad!

its brings up painful memories of the time god checked the worlds colon for polums with a screwdriver made out of christians...
 
G

Guest

hey cream and sugar over here muhammed.

dammit boy- pick up the pace.
 

weener

Member
ben ttech said:
its brings up painful memories of the time god checked the worlds colon for polums with a screwdriver made out of christians...

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen! :sasmokin:
 

weener

Member
Hard to when your eyes dont work when your born. Its called a braille screen and it lets me read with my hands. Thanks for bringing it up.

Seriously, I was joking
 
G

Guest

oh man thats not funny- you making me feel bad. i was joking too. SEE what i mean- sorry... uhh i meant- know what i mean? LOL peace to ya
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
shhhhhh, we secretly replaced his screen with a George Foreman grill. Lets see if he notices. Sssssssssssssssss.

george-foreman-grill.jpg
 

weener

Member
Its a miracle, now my computer conveniently pumps the grease directly into my mouth.
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BOZWELL

Active member
JLP said:
It's not that they don't believe in freedom of speech.....
















JLP
Islam can suck my big cheesey bell end
and if any mad muslim wants to be head me send me pm and well meet up and Im sure we can work things out :bat:
 
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