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Funniest Reaction to High Quality Cannabis?

BruceBanner

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I have a story, although I wasn't there, but I visualized the whole happening so it's very funny to me :D

It was year 1999. the time when US and NATO satanic scums dropped bombs, tomahawks, cluster/carpet bombs with radioactive uranium on us here in Serbia,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJcezFpIWwU
believe it or not, it was the best time of our lives, maybe due to the fact that we are not normal and are the strongest fighters on planet and are accommodated to attacks (don't know of a nation, that throughout the whole history, has been more attacked, btw. we are the oldest one so it's logical lol)
(Yeah a baker shot down the "invisible and invincible" bomber plane with a modified crappy old-school rocket and crappy radar, and the irony is that he crashed in a village called "Mold village" hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVQLiijbqRw
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t...ig_cache_key=MTIxNTA2OTA3NDAwNjgwNTMzMg==.2.l
pathetic saurons minions
http://www.intermagazin.rs/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/91890_vest_edsw-620x330.jpg )
so np for us, even the best time we had, no electricity, cold water when we had it, cigarettes had worth of gold, bomb exploding nearby so that you can't even sit in peace to drink a cup of tea with your friend, the house is shaking, and the pants are flattering in the street due to hot wind... we even made a cardboard dummy tanks, and the scum has fallen into that lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU
and that year we had grown the holy grail plant! :D

It was black sativa, with black crappy looking buds, almost no smell, faint earth and coffee like, with a couple of uniform black colored seeds in it, and in every fifth bud there was a sweet pink maggot living, redish purple stem and purple black leaves it had, translated to english how we named it would be "Blackie". That weed had it all, all positive aspects you can imagine, and none negative. Brutal red eyes and eyelids on half, a small beer you would drink at least for one hour and half, and 3-4 puffs were enough, there was no need to take more because it's impossible to feel better than you already are, even if you smoke more you couldn't get wasted, but you also couldn't feel better because it's already at the max!
Euphoric, burst of laughs, slightly trippy, a bit disorienting at times, ultimately happy, warm bubble, peaceful, serenity, clear but body also, 4-6 hours duration, when the effect diminishes you are fresh again, one word - full complete effect, best of the best, would win any cannabis cup with ease, there is no better ganja, just different!

So, one night my friends Piggy and Dulence, were out in the town, and sitting on a bench that is known for cannabis dealer place, casualy, they need some money for drink, so if they sell some okay, if not also okay, and a group of dudes approached asking for some joints, they were from Belgrade and came to Novi Sad for fun, and they got some! hahahahaha :D They bought a couple of joints and went their way without knowing what they bought. And to repeat, it's ultimate holy grail! :D So they parted and everyone walked their way. Now in the meantime I can only imagine what they have been doing, they have smoked one, and were aware of the fact what they have smoked, so the whole time after that their only mission was to find my friends again to buy more of that unreal stuff hahahahahaha, yeah that was their whole evening mission and sense of life, they were lurking the streets the whole night having just one thing on mind and mission, to find them again, and they did! hahahahahahahaa. So, they bought more and that's the happy end of the story :D

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x2Ngh35oNI

PS: I really don't know how we all could be that stupid not to save those seeds, but it is how it is lol
 
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