Its short stature and fast flowering (eight weeks indoors) make Cyber Crystal a painless grow for the lazy closet grower, but this resinous dwarf wreaks havoc come harvest time. Her sedative properties could be put to good use in large animal veterinary practices. This thick, squat, central-cola dominant beauty balances its body stone with a happy little head high. It culminates in a euphoric lethargia that will have you making incredible excuses for not showing up to work on Friday. And Monday. Don't get into trouble, okay?
-- Plural of Mongoose