My friends dog noshed on a shit ton of canna-muffins - Pets and Animals - International Cannagraphic Magazine Forums

Toad · 09-02-2008, 05:01 PM

So a friend of mine came over, I cooked some dinner up and while that was on the grill I started a batch of blueberry muffins from some supper stony cannabutter. Muffins are real easy by the way and only take about 30 mins start to end.

By the time we were done eating, smoking and enjoying the fresh muffins, both of us crashed out on the couch with a movie on. The muffins were killer. We split a muffin and within 30 mins I was baked out of my gourd.

Now, I had left the tin of 12 muffins on the counter to cool off before I put them in the fridge. My friend and I split ONE muffin. I wake up the next morning to find muffin paper all over the floor and only 2 muffins left in the tin. This 60 pound dog who is normally bouncing off the walls was laying on the floor completely zoned, barely able to lift his fat head.

I was like... ohhh shit. That poor bastard. I've since eaten the last two in two different sittings and each time I was out of my head so I know they're dank muffins. The poor dog finally was able to get up and go outside but his frickin legs wouldn't work correctly. If he was just standing there he'd wobble, but if he tried to walk around it was like he was a cat with plastic bags over each paw. I couldn't help but burst out laughing and the now-retarded animal.

I thought I'd share! He's fine now but it took over three days to get right. I guess at home he slept the whole three days and didn't eat much.

I in no way condone getting pets high and did initially feel bad about his predicament. I was worried about him being permanently fucked up but he's better now and we can all laugh about it.

Cheers !

bambam · 09-02-2008, 05:10 PM

That shit is funny bro!! Thanks for the story! LOL

trippytroll · 09-02-2008, 05:18 PM

hahahahaha thats priceless.
glad to hear hes alright :P

steppinRazor · 09-02-2008, 05:26 PM

LMAO!! dude thats funny as Hell!
i know exactly what you mean about there legs wobbling and cant walk worth a shit..
when my friends dog was a pretty young pup she ate a half oz of my bud.. i was pissed man but didnt think it would affect her since it wasnt cook3d..
i dont know maybe dogs are different?? and there stomach can process the thc??

she got back from the vet and was still fucked up well into the next day..
shit was hillarious watching her try to get a drink outta her bowl!

Tjinez · 09-02-2008, 07:49 PM

hahaha I'd really like to see that dog

fucking great story!

DopinderBhong · 09-02-2008, 10:24 PM

One of my mates dogs - a lab called Isla - used to sit in the kitchen while we blazed in his house. The dog would get severe red eye and loll about.

We all thought it was hilarious - until one day the dog died suddenly...then we all felt a bit guilty...

zingablack · 09-02-2008, 10:35 PM

man thats a sad post DB but for Toad how much butter did you use and what was the ratio of Bud/butter when you made it.

scrappy · 09-02-2008, 10:40 PM

HOLY SHIT!!!....that's some funny ass shit right there...great story my man

Toad · 09-02-2008, 11:13 PM

The cannabutter had about an ounce of bud (which wasn't dried properly) and about a half ounce of leaf. All of it was dried and put through a coffee grinder. I used four sticks of butter (1lb I think) but ended up with maybe 3/4lb of cannabutter. I think some of the regular butter boiled off before I added the herbs.

When I made the blueberry muffins, I just followed the recipe I found and I think the muffins had close to a cup of butter and the topping (cinamon, flour and butter to make it clumpy) had maybe four tablespoons.

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Sorry to hear about Isla. Like I said, this was unintentional and I've only know a couple animals (both cats) who actually like the smell and/or effects of the herb or are at least cognizant enough to know what they like. Both would jump on the lap of whoever held the bowl !
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I still laugh out loud thinking about the little fucker trying to walk around ! He got all squinty eyed too ! You'd go to pet his head and before you touched him he cower like you were about to unload on him. Not something he usually does since he's never had a hand laid upon him.

Perhaps he'll learn not to jump on the counter and grab shit he shouldn't.

RudolfTheRed · 09-03-2008, 12:02 AM

not to be an ass but i don't see whats funny about a dog accidentally eating weed. i have a couple dogs and its imperative that they get no where near my stash. i keep it way out of sight from them. just like i would if i had any kids around. you can seriously fuck your dogs up this way and you could even kill them. you got lucky this time. nothing funny about that. sure marijuana is good for humans but its not good for everything. it can cause a dog to start vomiting and if the dog is lethargic enough from the marijuana it could choke on its vomit and die. it also lowers there heart rates considerably and i've even heard of dogs having seizures and going into a coma after eating a lot of marijuana. and it can also depress the nervous system.

FOLKS, keep your stashes away from your fucking dogs. more stories like this just make the rest of us look like irresponsible smokers who shouldn't have pets. more propaganda from them to use against us. i'm tired of hearing stories like 'my dog accidentally ate my stash..." or even worse "i willingly get my dog high...". no, your dog didn't accidentally do nothing. your the one who left the stash there for them to eat. its a dog what do you expect. i don't leave my socks around the house and not expect my dogs to eat them. same goes for bud. lets start being responsible.

09-02-2008, 05:01 PM	#1
Toad t o a d Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Down that road around the river bend Posts: 108	My friends dog noshed on a shit ton of canna-muffins So a friend of mine came over, I cooked some dinner up and while that was on the grill I started a batch of blueberry muffins from some supper stony cannabutter. Muffins are real easy by the way and only take about 30 mins start to end. By the time we were done eating, smoking and enjoying the fresh muffins, both of us crashed out on the couch with a movie on. The muffins were killer. We split a muffin and within 30 mins I was baked out of my gourd. Now, I had left the tin of 12 muffins on the counter to cool off before I put them in the fridge. My friend and I split ONE muffin. I wake up the next morning to find muffin paper all over the floor and only 2 muffins left in the tin. This 60 pound dog who is normally bouncing off the walls was laying on the floor completely zoned, barely able to lift his fat head. I was like... ohhh shit. That poor bastard. I've since eaten the last two in two different sittings and each time I was out of my head so I know they're dank muffins. The poor dog finally was able to get up and go outside but his frickin legs wouldn't work correctly. If he was just standing there he'd wobble, but if he tried to walk around it was like he was a cat with plastic bags over each paw. I couldn't help but burst out laughing and the now-retarded animal. I thought I'd share! He's fine now but it took over three days to get right. I guess at home he slept the whole three days and didn't eat much. I in no way condone getting pets high and did initially feel bad about his predicament. I was worried about him being permanently fucked up but he's better now and we can all laugh about it. Cheers ! __________________ Current grow: Sweet Cindy 99,White Widow Jack of all trades, master of none, though often better than a master of one. "Obviously, you're not a golfer. "
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09-02-2008, 05:10 PM	#2
bambam Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: i live thats all that matters Posts: 659	That shit is funny bro!! Thanks for the story! LOL __________________ All my westside bitches throw it up, put a balloon in your pussy quif and blow it up! Weed is gooder'n hell!
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09-02-2008, 05:18 PM	#3
trippytroll New Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 12	hahahahaha thats priceless. glad to hear hes alright :P
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09-02-2008, 05:26 PM	#4
steppinRazor cant stop wont stop Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,703	LMAO!! dude thats funny as Hell! i know exactly what you mean about there legs wobbling and cant walk worth a shit.. when my friends dog was a pretty young pup she ate a half oz of my bud.. i was pissed man but didnt think it would affect her since it wasnt cook3d.. i dont know maybe dogs are different?? and there stomach can process the thc?? she got back from the vet and was still fucked up well into the next day.. shit was hillarious watching her try to get a drink outta her bowl!
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09-02-2008, 07:49 PM	#5
Tjinez Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sweden Posts: 62	hahaha I'd really like to see that dog fucking great story!
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09-02-2008, 10:24 PM	#6
DopinderBhong Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 107	One of my mates dogs - a lab called Isla - used to sit in the kitchen while we blazed in his house. The dog would get severe red eye and loll about. We all thought it was hilarious - until one day the dog died suddenly...then we all felt a bit guilty...
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09-02-2008, 10:35 PM	#7
zingablack livin my way the high way Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: in my hazy little corner Posts: 1,036	man thats a sad post DB but for Toad how much butter did you use and what was the ratio of Bud/butter when you made it. __________________ "One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws" -Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr "I don't live above the influence of marijuana, I live above the influence of an ignorant society."
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09-02-2008, 10:40 PM	#8
scrappy On the road to clone only... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in a van down by the river.. Posts: 1,327	HOLY SHIT!!!....that's some funny ass shit right there...great story my man
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09-02-2008, 11:13 PM	#9
Toad t o a d Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Down that road around the river bend Posts: 108	The cannabutter had about an ounce of bud (which wasn't dried properly) and about a half ounce of leaf. All of it was dried and put through a coffee grinder. I used four sticks of butter (1lb I think) but ended up with maybe 3/4lb of cannabutter. I think some of the regular butter boiled off before I added the herbs. When I made the blueberry muffins, I just followed the recipe I found and I think the muffins had close to a cup of butter and the topping (cinamon, flour and butter to make it clumpy) had maybe four tablespoons. ______________________________ ___________ Sorry to hear about Isla. Like I said, this was unintentional and I've only know a couple animals (both cats) who actually like the smell and/or effects of the herb or are at least cognizant enough to know what they like. Both would jump on the lap of whoever held the bowl ! ______________________________ ____________ I still laugh out loud thinking about the little fucker trying to walk around ! He got all squinty eyed too ! You'd go to pet his head and before you touched him he cower like you were about to unload on him. Not something he usually does since he's never had a hand laid upon him. Perhaps he'll learn not to jump on the counter and grab shit he shouldn't. __________________ Current grow: Sweet Cindy 99,White Widow Jack of all trades, master of none, though often better than a master of one. "Obviously, you're not a golfer. "
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09-03-2008, 12:02 AM	#10
RudolfTheRed Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,601	not to be an ass but i don't see whats funny about a dog accidentally eating weed. i have a couple dogs and its imperative that they get no where near my stash. i keep it way out of sight from them. just like i would if i had any kids around. you can seriously fuck your dogs up this way and you could even kill them. you got lucky this time. nothing funny about that. sure marijuana is good for humans but its not good for everything. it can cause a dog to start vomiting and if the dog is lethargic enough from the marijuana it could choke on its vomit and die. it also lowers there heart rates considerably and i've even heard of dogs having seizures and going into a coma after eating a lot of marijuana. and it can also depress the nervous system. FOLKS, keep your stashes away from your fucking dogs. more stories like this just make the rest of us look like irresponsible smokers who shouldn't have pets. more propaganda from them to use against us. i'm tired of hearing stories like 'my dog accidentally ate my stash..." or even worse "i willingly get my dog high...". no, your dog didn't accidentally do nothing. your the one who left the stash there for them to eat. its a dog what do you expect. i don't leave my socks around the house and not expect my dogs to eat them. same goes for bud. lets start being responsible. __________________ Last edited by RudolfTheRed; 09-03-2008 at 12:09 AM..
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