HONEY SLIDES...quick and easy! - Cooking With Cannabis - International Cannagraphic Magazine Forums

cooked cook · 03-06-2004, 05:55 AM

First...the easy recipe:

Sautee 1 gram finely ground cannabis in butter until infused(wait for the smell..you'll know when) and remove from heat.
Add 2 TBL natural comb honey, mix well.
Pour into short glass, cool down until room temp or less, and add 1 more TBL of honey.
Get your favorite spoon, and... Down the hatch.

It's quick, easy, and tasty. No serious cooking skills required to get that medicine delivered ASAP!

and now the blah blah behind the recipe...

I was reading one of the many issues of reefer porn I have around here(sorry, not sure which one, but I'm thinking it was in Heads since they do a lot of music articles) when I saw this small piece on Neil Young. It had to do with the recording of his album "On the Beach". It said that during the lengthy recording sessions, one of the band member's wife used to take a pound of cheap grass, cook it in a big skillet until it smoked, making the whole studio smaell like a pot farm(near quotes from article) and then they'd mix in honey. One of the quotes was something like "you took a couple spoonfulls of this cowshit and you were catatonic. The high was more debilatating than heroin"
Hmm, really? Probably a bit overstated, but I'll try it.
Unlike Neil, I didn't have a pound lying around. But fortunately also unlike Neil, it was good grass, not cheap grass!
So my friend and I set out to replicate this on a smaller scale. We ground up 1 big joint to 2 small joints each...I'm thinking a gram or two total. We just ground it through a metal kitchen strainer. We sauteed this with some butter (maybe 2 TBL)in a small pan just until we started to smell it. We then stirred in about 2 TBL of honey. I chose to use the natural comb honey, just because a friend who's dad kept bees swore that the natural unprocessed honey had it's own euphoria...and besides, it tastes good
We then pulled it off the stove, and poured the still hot mixture into 2 short glasses. We waited for it to cool down a bit, and then stirred in 1 more TBL of honey(just to keep that nice fresh honey taste on top...trying to avoid Neil's "cowshit" taste.)
When it was totally cooled, but still somewhat fluid, we spooned it into our pieholes at a rapid rate. We went and sat down and smoked a bowl. Within an hour, I could definitely feel it kicking in. much more than just the bowl we smoked. The great part was it kept me nicely toasted for about 4 hours. NICE!
Next time around I might even up it to 2 fat Js worth per person.
Quick, easy, tasty, effective. Enjoy!
cook

Hashmasta-Kut · 03-14-2004, 03:27 AM

nice and funky... sound schweet!

racketeer · 06-04-2004, 10:47 AM

"Mmmmm mmmmmmm bitch!"

Sounds really tasty, I'm gonna make a bit in the morning, hope I don't mess it up too badly . . . how long do you simmer for?

cooked cook · 06-04-2004, 01:29 PM

You don't have to simmer long at all. Pretty much until you smell it. About 5 minutes or so over a low heat. Let us know how it went.
cook

zeppelindood · 06-10-2004, 02:45 AM

WOW ~ great buzz... taste is nasty so add honey generously ~

cooked cook · 06-10-2004, 04:49 AM

Yeah zep, that's true. Do be generous with the honey. I usually add a little more after it's come off the fire and cooled. Keeps that raw honey flavor right on top.
Also true is that it does pack a wicked buzz.

cook

zeppelindood · 06-10-2004, 05:08 AM

thanks for that CC... you can bet your boots i'll be cooking up another batch soon ~

lesterlong · 06-10-2004, 05:18 AM

gonna hafta try this really soon.

zeppelindood · 06-11-2004, 09:02 AM

i just used some of my hash oil i made from leaf and stems to make a batch and holy moly... it didnt take long to hit me. my lower back pain has been intense tonight until i forgot about it sometime after the buzz cranked in. the taste wasnt that bad, i think i used plenty of honey this time. the end product tastes like toffee to me. damn i am high right now ~ and it feels so good ~ no body pain !!!! it's been a long time. i have about half a shot glass left and set it in the fridge. i think i'll spread some on toast for breakfast

i'm about 45 minutes into the buzz now and its full steam ahead ~

cooked cook · 06-11-2004, 01:51 PM

Yeah Zep, now that sounds good. I'll have to try it with oil.
I too find it works very well for body pains. I dunno about you but for me the buzz lasts for hours.

03-06-2004, 05:55 AM	#1
cooked cook bake at 420 until nicely toasted Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: the rebel base at ice planet Hoth Posts: 917	HONEY SLIDES...quick and easy! -revised First...the easy recipe: Sautee 1 gram finely ground cannabis in butter until infused(wait for the smell..you'll know when) and remove from heat. Add 2 TBL natural comb honey, mix well. Pour into short glass, cool down until room temp or less, and add 1 more TBL of honey. Get your favorite spoon, and... Down the hatch. It's quick, easy, and tasty. No serious cooking skills required to get that medicine delivered ASAP! and now the blah blah behind the recipe... I was reading one of the many issues of reefer porn I have around here(sorry, not sure which one, but I'm thinking it was in Heads since they do a lot of music articles) when I saw this small piece on Neil Young. It had to do with the recording of his album "On the Beach". It said that during the lengthy recording sessions, one of the band member's wife used to take a pound of cheap grass, cook it in a big skillet until it smoked, making the whole studio smaell like a pot farm(near quotes from article) and then they'd mix in honey. One of the quotes was something like "you took a couple spoonfulls of this cowshit and you were catatonic. The high was more debilatating than heroin" Hmm, really? Probably a bit overstated, but I'll try it. Unlike Neil, I didn't have a pound lying around. But fortunately also unlike Neil, it was good grass, not cheap grass! So my friend and I set out to replicate this on a smaller scale. We ground up 1 big joint to 2 small joints each...I'm thinking a gram or two total. We just ground it through a metal kitchen strainer. We sauteed this with some butter (maybe 2 TBL)in a small pan just until we started to smell it. We then stirred in about 2 TBL of honey. I chose to use the natural comb honey, just because a friend who's dad kept bees swore that the natural unprocessed honey had it's own euphoria...and besides, it tastes good We then pulled it off the stove, and poured the still hot mixture into 2 short glasses. We waited for it to cool down a bit, and then stirred in 1 more TBL of honey(just to keep that nice fresh honey taste on top...trying to avoid Neil's "cowshit" taste.) When it was totally cooled, but still somewhat fluid, we spooned it into our pieholes at a rapid rate. We went and sat down and smoked a bowl. Within an hour, I could definitely feel it kicking in. much more than just the bowl we smoked. The great part was it kept me nicely toasted for about 4 hours. NICE! Next time around I might even up it to 2 fat Js worth per person. Quick, easy, tasty, effective. Enjoy! cook Last edited by cooked cook; 03-17-2004 at 04:01 AM..
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03-14-2004, 03:27 AM	#2
Hashmasta-Kut honey oil addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Van[:]Isle Posts: 3,699	nice and funky... sound schweet! __________________ Never Trust Somebody Who Says Never Trust A Hippie !
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06-04-2004, 10:47 AM	#3
racketeer Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 431	"Mmmmm mmmmmmm bitch!" Sounds really tasty, I'm gonna make a bit in the morning, hope I don't mess it up too badly . . . how long do you simmer for?
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06-04-2004, 01:29 PM	#4
cooked cook bake at 420 until nicely toasted Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: the rebel base at ice planet Hoth Posts: 917	hi honey! You don't have to simmer long at all. Pretty much until you smell it. About 5 minutes or so over a low heat. Let us know how it went. cook
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06-10-2004, 02:45 AM	#5
zeppelindood Captain Expando Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In The Light Posts: 5,080	WOW ~ great buzz... taste is nasty so add honey generously ~ __________________ "Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us."
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06-10-2004, 04:49 AM	#6
cooked cook bake at 420 until nicely toasted Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: the rebel base at ice planet Hoth Posts: 917	^heheheh, true Yeah zep, that's true. Do be generous with the honey. I usually add a little more after it's come off the fire and cooled. Keeps that raw honey flavor right on top. Also true is that it does pack a wicked buzz. cook
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06-10-2004, 05:08 AM	#7
zeppelindood Captain Expando Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In The Light Posts: 5,080	thanks for that CC... you can bet your boots i'll be cooking up another batch soon ~ __________________ "Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us."
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06-10-2004, 05:18 AM	#8
lesterlong Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 43	gonna hafta try this really soon.
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06-11-2004, 09:02 AM	#9
zeppelindood Captain Expando Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In The Light Posts: 5,080	i just used some of my hash oil i made from leaf and stems to make a batch and holy moly... it didnt take long to hit me. my lower back pain has been intense tonight until i forgot about it sometime after the buzz cranked in. the taste wasnt that bad, i think i used plenty of honey this time. the end product tastes like toffee to me. damn i am high right now ~ and it feels so good ~ no body pain !!!! it's been a long time. i have about half a shot glass left and set it in the fridge. i think i'll spread some on toast for breakfast i'm about 45 minutes into the buzz now and its full steam ahead ~ __________________ "Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us."
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06-11-2004, 01:51 PM	#10
cooked cook bake at 420 until nicely toasted Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: the rebel base at ice planet Hoth Posts: 917	NICE! Yeah Zep, now that sounds good. I'll have to try it with oil. I too find it works very well for body pains. I dunno about you but for me the buzz lasts for hours.
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