What Was It That Made You Realized You Were A Stoner? - Toker's Den - International Cannagraphic Magazine Forums

02-10-2005, 02:57 AM

Ok here is the first of a series of Threads I'll be starting, because I'm tired of looking at the same ones over and over. Lets create some participation without confrontation.

Now here's my defining Moment at least one of them:

Driving home from a Buddies House Party in the whee hours of the morning. I came upon an Intersection and did the right thing and stopped at the Light. After about 10 Hazey, Red Eye scratching minutes at the light I got antsy. "What The Fuck Is Taking So Long I thought. Looking in each direction I figured Fuck It! I'm gonna run this Light. Nobody is even around! But after taking in the scenery I noticed I was at a Flashing Stop Sign Light that I have gone across hundreds of times going to and from my friends house.

So in a nutshell, when I sat at a Stop Sign thinking it was a Traffic Signal for 10 plus minutes I figured it out.............I'm a Big Fucking Stoner!

I got more but I want to read other peoples first!

Blatant

chuckyoufarley · 02-10-2005, 03:01 AM

ive done that man

HashOil · 02-10-2005, 03:55 AM

I realized i was a stoner when i was in highschool in the 11-th grade where i got to a party (totally fucked up) straight to school at seven o'clock in the morning.I enetered the the class room and i sat down.Just staring at the window for about 20 minutes or so....when i suddenly came back to reality and looked at the peole next to me.They were not my colleagues

and they were looking very strane at me.
Their teacher was in the class too.
I thought i was dreaming for a moment.

BUT I WAS NOT!

sO....WTF?
I appologised myself and went straight home to get some sleep.

cough_cough_eer · 02-10-2005, 02:32 PM

Admit it!!!

I kinda do something about once a week or so that reminds me I'm a stoner.

most recent..... I was standing in line at Wendy's and looked out the window and saw pizza hut, realized I had ordered ordered a pizza on my way home.

02-10-2005, 09:24 PM

Wow! Only three self realized Stoners? YOU GUYS SUCK! I guess I should have put Free Seeds in the Headline

Blatant

02-10-2005, 09:31 PM

Ive lit empty bowls thousands of times. (Just did it reading this thread...)

Nothing gets you baked like imaginary pot.

Wow it just dawned on me, weed or not Im always baked!

: )

Crazy Composer · 02-10-2005, 09:44 PM

Sometimes I feel like Jim Breuer's character in Half Baked... Remember when the phone's ringing off the hook, and he walks one way, then changes direction, then goes back the other way, then changes direction again - all confused? hahaha! I do that sometimes. Especially if I'm cooking in the kitchen.

02-10-2005, 09:51 PM

I've started the car to warm it up... then 30 minutes later thought I heard a car in the drive, and looked out the window to see who was here... ohshit its me, I was going somewhere... lol...

Vapour · 02-12-2005, 02:31 PM

Locked the front door, got to the van, drove back to the front door to check. Satisfied i drove away. Five mins later i'm wondering if i locked the door.

I've now developed it into an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and love it, getting the missus infected too!

HashOil · 02-12-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Vapour

Locked the front door, got to the van, drove back to the front door to check. Satisfied i drove away. Five mins later i'm wondering if i locked the door.

I've now developed it into an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and love it, getting the missus infected too!

Wondering if i locked the door.....God it happens to me all the the

02-10-2005, 02:57 AM	#1
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	What Was It That Made You Realized You Were A Stoner? Ok here is the first of a series of Threads I'll be starting, because I'm tired of looking at the same ones over and over. Lets create some participation without confrontation. Now here's my defining Moment at least one of them: Driving home from a Buddies House Party in the whee hours of the morning. I came upon an Intersection and did the right thing and stopped at the Light. After about 10 Hazey, Red Eye scratching minutes at the light I got antsy. "What The Fuck Is Taking So Long I thought. Looking in each direction I figured Fuck It! I'm gonna run this Light. Nobody is even around! But after taking in the scenery I noticed I was at a Flashing Stop Sign Light that I have gone across hundreds of times going to and from my friends house. So in a nutshell, when I sat at a Stop Sign thinking it was a Traffic Signal for 10 plus minutes I figured it out.............I'm a Big Fucking Stoner! I got more but I want to read other peoples first! Blatant
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02-10-2005, 03:01 AM	#2
chuckyoufarley Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: i dont live i exist Posts: 7,439	ive done that man __________________ KEEPEM GREEN-N-GIRLIE PEACE CHUCKY jack & jill went up the hill to score a bag of grass jack was swift & rolled a spliff now he's gettin some ASS i'm never alone even when i'm by myself
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02-10-2005, 02:32 PM	#4
cough_cough_eer Anita Bonghitt Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,937	We all have stoped at the stop sign waited for it to turn green. Admit it!!! I kinda do something about once a week or so that reminds me I'm a stoner. most recent..... I was standing in line at Wendy's and looked out the window and saw pizza hut, realized I had ordered ordered a pizza on my way home. __________________ ~The Avatar Thread~ Why is it that rich people are concidered eccentric and poor people are just wierd????
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02-10-2005, 09:44 PM	#7
Crazy Composer Mashkiki Gitigay Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maine Posts: 4,018	Sometimes I feel like Jim Breuer's character in Half Baked... Remember when the phone's ringing off the hook, and he walks one way, then changes direction, then goes back the other way, then changes direction again - all confused? hahaha! I do that sometimes. Especially if I'm cooking in the kitchen. __________________ "Just remember, Lahey, what comes around is all around!"
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02-12-2005, 02:31 PM	#9
Vapour The Herbal Gerbil Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: All over the world, i'm omnipotent. Posts: 87	Locked the front door, got to the van, drove back to the front door to check. Satisfied i drove away. Five mins later i'm wondering if i locked the door. I've now developed it into an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and love it, getting the missus infected too! __________________ Anaesthesia of the masses.
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02-10-2005, 03:55 AM	#3
HashOil Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 35	I realized i was a stoner when i was in highschool in the 11-th grade where i got to a party (totally fucked up) straight to school at seven o'clock in the morning.I enetered the the class room and i sat down.Just staring at the window for about 20 minutes or so....when i suddenly came back to reality and looked at the peole next to me.They were not my colleagues and they were looking very strane at me. Their teacher was in the class too. I thought i was dreaming for a moment. BUT I WAS NOT! sO....WTF? I appologised myself and went straight home to get some sleep.
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02-10-2005, 09:24 PM	#5
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Wow! Only three self realized Stoners? YOU GUYS SUCK! I guess I should have put Free Seeds in the Headline Blatant
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02-10-2005, 09:31 PM	#6
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Ive lit empty bowls thousands of times. (Just did it reading this thread...) Nothing gets you baked like imaginary pot. Wow it just dawned on me, weed or not Im always baked! : )
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02-10-2005, 09:51 PM	#8
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	I've started the car to warm it up... then 30 minutes later thought I heard a car in the drive, and looked out the window to see who was here... ohshit its me, I was going somewhere... lol...
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