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cain23456 · 06-16-2008, 02:39 PM

I didn't think he would even be close to the lead on the final day. Somehow he was tied for the lead. he had a bad leg and still won. No one comes through in the clutch like him, not mj or kobe. Is he the greatest of all time? Rocca went to college in my home town so I found myself cheering for him and he gave tiger a fight. Tiger is Mr. Clutch. How do you beat him?

flubnutz · 06-16-2008, 02:49 PM

catch him when his putters in the ditch. he blows some short ones sometimes. problem is he comes back with a vengeance, dudes pure competition. congrats to rocco, what a battle.

jockhorror · 06-16-2008, 03:32 PM

ud have to throw your driver into his knee to have any chance of beating him.. he is the best of all time and he is still young in golf terms,
he could go another 20 years easy if no injury retires him early...

i really enjoyed the playoff.. GET IN THE HOLE!!

kmk420kali · 06-16-2008, 04:13 PM

Tiger went to my high School (Many years after me!! lol) I have great respect for him...But for a guy that is half Thai, and half Black to have the name "Ti-ger"...it just seems to me he had a great sense of humor with his nic-name!!

genkisan · 06-16-2008, 05:14 PM

I personally think one should beat Tiger Woods with a large soft wheel of cheese...or perhaps a burlap sack full of cabbage rolls.

Both choices would minimize any real damage to a nice guy and a great golfer, whilst providing maximum comic relief.

cain23456 · 06-16-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by genkisan

I personally think one should beat Tiger Woods with a large soft wheel of cheese...or perhaps a burlap sack full of cabbage rolls.

Both choices would minimize any real damage to a nice guy and a great golfer, whilst providing maximum comic relief.

lol. that's too funny

KGB47 · 06-16-2008, 05:43 PM

With a 9 iron, start at his knees and work your way up to his head.

06-16-2008, 05:46 PM

use a thai bamboo stick and give him a lash for every title he has won.

buckeye-leaf · 06-16-2008, 06:01 PM

start training the tiny kids ya know so in 20 years they can beat him. the guy is awesome for sports, but i would like him to do some cage-fighting!

trouble · 06-16-2008, 06:21 PM

What a great US Open! Rocco played great but, as usual Tiger always hit a golf shot and sunk a putt when he had to. I have been playing and following golf for almost 40 years and Jack Nicklaus never dominated the competition like Tiger has. I believe Nicklaus won 18 majors over a 20 years and todays US Open win gave Tiger his 14th major in about 11 years or so.

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06-16-2008, 02:39 PM	#1
cain23456 Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: usa Posts: 715	how do you beat tiger woods? I didn't think he would even be close to the lead on the final day. Somehow he was tied for the lead. he had a bad leg and still won. No one comes through in the clutch like him, not mj or kobe. Is he the greatest of all time? Rocca went to college in my home town so I found myself cheering for him and he gave tiger a fight. Tiger is Mr. Clutch. How do you beat him?
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06-16-2008, 04:13 PM	#4
kmk420kali Freedom Fighter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So Cal Posts: 5,852	Tiger went to my high School (Many years after me!! lol) I have great respect for him...But for a guy that is half Thai, and half Black to have the name "Ti-ger"...it just seems to me he had a great sense of humor with his nic-name!! __________________ With Red-Eyed Respect--Jim My GH at the pad-- https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread....=1#post4996785
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06-16-2008, 05:14 PM	#5
genkisan Cannabrex Formulator Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,240	I personally think one should beat Tiger Woods with a large soft wheel of cheese...or perhaps a burlap sack full of cabbage rolls. Both choices would minimize any real damage to a nice guy and a great golfer, whilst providing maximum comic relief. __________________ "The problem today is to give larger significance and dignity to a life that has been dwarfed by the world of material things. Until that problem is solved, the annihilation of Naziism will be no more than the removal of one symptom of the world's unrest." Konrad Heiden "We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors.....we borrow it from our children" Native Proverb "I think that in human evolution it has never been as necessary to have this substance LSD," said Hofmann. "It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be." Albert Hofmann Private Super Early Finishing Strain - Dr Z The Anti-Donkeyhonker League FnordTech Tinfoil Beanies Olivier Dumoulin - Amazing Artist
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06-16-2008, 05:43 PM	#7
KGB47 "It's just a flesh wound" Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 1,087	With a 9 iron, start at his knees and work your way up to his head. __________________ "Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government".....
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06-16-2008, 02:49 PM	#2
flubnutz stoned agin ... Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,722	catch him when his putters in the ditch. he blows some short ones sometimes. problem is he comes back with a vengeance, dudes pure competition. congrats to rocco, what a battle.
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06-16-2008, 03:32 PM	#3
jockhorror Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 103	ud have to throw your driver into his knee to have any chance of beating him.. he is the best of all time and he is still young in golf terms, he could go another 20 years easy if no injury retires him early... i really enjoyed the playoff.. GET IN THE HOLE!!
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06-16-2008, 05:46 PM	#8
strain_searcher Guest Posts: n/a	use a thai bamboo stick and give him a lash for every title he has won.
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06-16-2008, 06:01 PM	#9
buckeye-leaf cannabis enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: a bowling alley Posts: 1,334	start training the tiny kids ya know so in 20 years they can beat him. the guy is awesome for sports, but i would like him to do some cage-fighting!
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06-16-2008, 06:21 PM	#10
trouble Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,821	What a great US Open! Rocco played great but, as usual Tiger always hit a golf shot and sunk a putt when he had to. I have been playing and following golf for almost 40 years and Jack Nicklaus never dominated the competition like Tiger has. I believe Nicklaus won 18 majors over a 20 years and todays US Open win gave Tiger his 14th major in about 11 years or so. .............................. .............................. .............................. ..............
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