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Crazy Composer · 01-28-2005, 07:18 PM

The Flower Pix News has a new section called Arrest Stories & Close Calls.

As the name suggests, we want YOUR arrest stories & close calls! This will be a regular column in the paper, and it's going to be loads of fun - both for the readers and for the writers!

Yesterday a friend of mine was telling me a story about being in the back of a cop car, when it started to roll away because the cop left it in neutral! I thought it was such a funny story that it should be printed. Then I though - shit - this is only one person! Imagine all the similarly entertaining stories out there!!!

So this is how this will work:
If you want to have your story considered for publication, post the story here...

The deadline for the next issue is this Sunday, January 30th.

peace,
cc

Harry Gypsna · 01-29-2005, 12:33 AM

Right, when I was on the road, travelling britain with friends. I was in wales, with a couple uf buddies, in a frieds van that we were crashing in. He had this big old hooka stye bong stuck there, like welded or bilted to the floor, right in the middle, lolcouldnt move it, made it awkward to sleep, lol.
Anyway, we were in wales in this van getying smashed, it was full of smoke, and we could hear this whistling, it was about, I dunno, 3 or 4 am, anyway, there was this whstling getting closer, and a bang on the van doors, when we opened it up, it was a welsh copper, about60 years old, on a BICYCLE at that time of night, anyway, the smoke was billowing out in his face, no denying what we were up 2. Anyway, we thought he was gfona cause us trouble, we get nicked, but he just said "Oh its dope is it boys.... alright then, as long as you're not upsetting the animals, and he cycled away whistling,

In october just gone, I was pulled walking home from a friends house l8 after a smoke, and when they asked if I had anything, I just gave it up, a tiny but if weed, a joint if that, not what u would cal a fatty, anyway, they had me in the car for about 40 mintues or so, messing about checking my name, but they didnt nick me, just gave me the new warning and took it.
In exactly the same spot 1 week later I was mugged,in a quite violent way where the fuck were they then eh???? Probably hassling some other poor sod with a bit of smoke, or bothering motorists.

cough_cough_eer · 01-29-2005, 03:27 AM

This happened probably 25 or so years ago when I still lived with my parents. I would go out and on my way home I would smoke a little becouse it was not allowed at my parents home.
I was driving home , enjoying a roach and suddenly I get pulled over. uhh ohhh. I also straight vodka spilled on me that night,well anyway I was talking with the cop and he asked me to go sit in his car becouse it was raining.OK.

So I was sitting in the front seat and he got into the car and started asking me if I had been drinking or whatever never asked about the pot.We sat there a few minunts and I was not sure if I was going to jail , getting a ticket or what , but I knew I was inside a police car and no good can came from that. Then all of a sudden an other car drove off the road and into a ditch right in fromt of us. That cop got his ticket book and put it on the dash then took it, then put it on the dash again, took it again and so on. finally he decided to go get the other car and let me go. Then he said to never come back to *city name** agian. (had to put on the tough cop act, I guess) and he was seriously fat too.

JustSayGrow · 01-29-2005, 09:50 AM

Many moons ago when I was still in High School, I picked up a LB of some good Gold Columbian, maybe it was Mexican. Well either way it was Gold and REAL good. So me and my buddy bag it all up and proceed too ride around town with about half of it in a brown paper sack looking for all of our buddies too unload this stuff and make some cash. We ran into this guy we sorta knew and he seemed pretty cool so we asked him if he wanted a bag, but he said he didnt have any cash and that we should go over too his house and he would borrow some from his brother and that he would probably want a bag too. It all sounded pretty cool, so we agreed. Well we get there and big brother says "yeah I want a bag but I gotta go get my paycheck cashed and I'll be right back". Well he comes back and gets the bag, me and my buddy load up and split. We didnt even get a 1/2 a mile from that Friggen narcs house before the Pigs pulled us over and went straight for the weed. Big brother didnt go cash his check, he went and pimped us out while he was gone. So the moral of this story is, never sell too BIG BROTHER. Thank goodness we were minors and niether of us had ever been in trouble before.

Rellikbuzz · 01-29-2005, 10:37 AM

I have a couple of stories to contribute. First one happened when I was about 17 yrs. old. Me and three of my friends where driving around our town in my buddy, Shoes' (nickname, of course) car. An old, old Oldsmobile Delta 88. We used to call it the Armadillo Mobile!

It was a site. Every fender/quarter panel was from a different car and, thus, had to be at least six different colors. Well we get pulled over by the town's finest and we had been in the process of burning a few. When he rolled down the windows, smoked bellowed out everywhere. We knew we were toast. They searched the car and found a full bag of buds with about four or five joints rolled in it. There was no question we were going down. But God shined on us that night and one of the two cops reached into the bag and pulled out the joints and threw them back at us in the car and said, "don't let us catch you again 'cause next time we won't be so generous". They took the bag and left us the joints. Pretty righteous guys all in all.

(Roll forward about 4 or 5 years)

I girlfriend of mine had screwed around on me with an ex-boyfriend. I was so hurt and pissed off that I went out and got blasted at a bar. On the way home, I went by her house and left the beautiful gold necklace that she had given me on her porch behind the screen door. Leaving her house in tears I drove and drove and drove. Finally, from being so drunk and high, I pulled into a city park near her house and passed out in the back seat. It had to be around 3am or so. When morning came, I woke to a rapping on the driver's side door glass. I looked up and it was a cop looking back at me. I rolled down the window and he asked what I was doing there. Still disoriented, I told him that I had broken up with my girlfriend last night and got a bit intoxicated and decided it was best for me to sleep it off there. He asked to see my driver's license and I remember, barely, that my wallet was in the glove compartment (for whatever reason that I still don't know to this day . . . I never put it there). Still being disoriented, I forgot that in there with my wallet was a half ounce of weed. Well, you can guess the rest. I leaned forward to open the glove box and, when I did, out flopped the half ounce onto the floor board. Needless to say, that was pretty much it. I was arrested and booked for possession. Being that it was a first offense, the Judge made me pay a $1,500.00 fine and I went on two years probation. I only spent the night in jail as my Mother came and bailed me out the next day (God bless her soul). That is my one and only strike against me, knock on wood. But, there you have it. Rellikbuzz's brushes with LEO.

pseudochile · 01-29-2005, 01:12 PM

Please keep to topic.

Editted Vapour.

Crazy Composer · 01-29-2005, 05:06 PM

These are the types of stories I'm talking about! :smile: Nice ones guys! cc

Harry Gypsna · 01-29-2005, 10:22 PM

I was informed yesterday that u wanted these by PM so it would be a fresh read.....sorry lol

cough_cough_eer · 01-30-2005, 03:11 AM

No Harry ,He said post it here. But by PM would have been a good idea though.

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If you want to have your story considered for publication, post the story here...

I do have another story (unfortunatly) but I'll let some other menbers post thiers first. This one doesnt have a happy ending.

Crazy Composer · 01-30-2005, 07:16 PM

I originally wanted it PMd to me, but it seems like a better idea to let everyone have the chance to read every story - if they so choose... Instead of me choosing which ones other people get a chance to read, and throwing the rest away. Seems like a waste of effort for folks to write their stories only to have them not published in FPN.

All I want to choose is which ones are published in Flower Pix. If you want to have a fresh read in Flower Pix, don't read others' posts here :smile:

There are lots of FPN readers who would never find this thread, this site, or even a pc! :smile: hahaha

Keep em comin'!!!

01-28-2005, 07:18 PM	#1
Crazy Composer Mashkiki Gitigay Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maine Posts: 4,018	Arrest Stories & Close Calls The Flower Pix News has a new section called Arrest Stories & Close Calls. As the name suggests, we want YOUR arrest stories & close calls! This will be a regular column in the paper, and it's going to be loads of fun - both for the readers and for the writers! Yesterday a friend of mine was telling me a story about being in the back of a cop car, when it started to roll away because the cop left it in neutral! I thought it was such a funny story that it should be printed. Then I though - shit - this is only one person! Imagine all the similarly entertaining stories out there!!! So this is how this will work: If you want to have your story considered for publication, post the story here... The deadline for the next issue is this Sunday, January 30th. peace, cc __________________ "Just remember, Lahey, what comes around is all around!" Last edited by Crazy Composer; 01-29-2005 at 02:22 AM..
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01-29-2005, 12:33 AM	#2
Harry Gypsna Dirty hippy Bastard Join Date: May 2004 Location: Outside BodyShop, with a Tin Whistle and a dog on a piece of string Posts: 8,157	Right, when I was on the road, travelling britain with friends. I was in wales, with a couple uf buddies, in a frieds van that we were crashing in. He had this big old hooka stye bong stuck there, like welded or bilted to the floor, right in the middle, lolcouldnt move it, made it awkward to sleep, lol. Anyway, we were in wales in this van getying smashed, it was full of smoke, and we could hear this whistling, it was about, I dunno, 3 or 4 am, anyway, there was this whstling getting closer, and a bang on the van doors, when we opened it up, it was a welsh copper, about60 years old, on a BICYCLE at that time of night, anyway, the smoke was billowing out in his face, no denying what we were up 2. Anyway, we thought he was gfona cause us trouble, we get nicked, but he just said "Oh its dope is it boys.... alright then, as long as you're not upsetting the animals, and he cycled away whistling, In october just gone, I was pulled walking home from a friends house l8 after a smoke, and when they asked if I had anything, I just gave it up, a tiny but if weed, a joint if that, not what u would cal a fatty, anyway, they had me in the car for about 40 mintues or so, messing about checking my name, but they didnt nick me, just gave me the new warning and took it. In exactly the same spot 1 week later I was mugged,in a quite violent way where the fuck were they then eh???? Probably hassling some other poor sod with a bit of smoke, or bothering motorists. __________________ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and none of these people are very funny.
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01-29-2005, 03:27 AM	#3
cough_cough_eer Anita Bonghitt Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,937	This happened probably 25 or so years ago when I still lived with my parents. I would go out and on my way home I would smoke a little becouse it was not allowed at my parents home. I was driving home , enjoying a roach and suddenly I get pulled over. uhh ohhh. I also straight vodka spilled on me that night,well anyway I was talking with the cop and he asked me to go sit in his car becouse it was raining.OK. So I was sitting in the front seat and he got into the car and started asking me if I had been drinking or whatever never asked about the pot.We sat there a few minunts and I was not sure if I was going to jail , getting a ticket or what , but I knew I was inside a police car and no good can came from that. Then all of a sudden an other car drove off the road and into a ditch right in fromt of us. That cop got his ticket book and put it on the dash then took it, then put it on the dash again, took it again and so on. finally he decided to go get the other car and let me go. Then he said to never come back to city name* agian. (had to put on the tough cop act, I guess) and he was seriously fat too. __________________ ~The Avatar Thread~ Why is it that rich people are concidered eccentric and poor people are just wierd????
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01-29-2005, 10:37 AM	#5
Rellikbuzz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas/USA Posts: 857	I have a couple of stories to contribute. First one happened when I was about 17 yrs. old. Me and three of my friends where driving around our town in my buddy, Shoes' (nickname, of course) car. An old, old Oldsmobile Delta 88. We used to call it the Armadillo Mobile! It was a site. Every fender/quarter panel was from a different car and, thus, had to be at least six different colors. Well we get pulled over by the town's finest and we had been in the process of burning a few. When he rolled down the windows, smoked bellowed out everywhere. We knew we were toast. They searched the car and found a full bag of buds with about four or five joints rolled in it. There was no question we were going down. But God shined on us that night and one of the two cops reached into the bag and pulled out the joints and threw them back at us in the car and said, "don't let us catch you again 'cause next time we won't be so generous". They took the bag and left us the joints. Pretty righteous guys all in all. (Roll forward about 4 or 5 years) I girlfriend of mine had screwed around on me with an ex-boyfriend. I was so hurt and pissed off that I went out and got blasted at a bar. On the way home, I went by her house and left the beautiful gold necklace that she had given me on her porch behind the screen door. Leaving her house in tears I drove and drove and drove. Finally, from being so drunk and high, I pulled into a city park near her house and passed out in the back seat. It had to be around 3am or so. When morning came, I woke to a rapping on the driver's side door glass. I looked up and it was a cop looking back at me. I rolled down the window and he asked what I was doing there. Still disoriented, I told him that I had broken up with my girlfriend last night and got a bit intoxicated and decided it was best for me to sleep it off there. He asked to see my driver's license and I remember, barely, that my wallet was in the glove compartment (for whatever reason that I still don't know to this day . . . I never put it there). Still being disoriented, I forgot that in there with my wallet was a half ounce of weed. Well, you can guess the rest. I leaned forward to open the glove box and, when I did, out flopped the half ounce onto the floor board. Needless to say, that was pretty much it. I was arrested and booked for possession. Being that it was a first offense, the Judge made me pay a $1,500.00 fine and I went on two years probation. I only spent the night in jail as my Mother came and bailed me out the next day (God bless her soul). That is my one and only strike against me, knock on wood. But, there you have it. Rellikbuzz's brushes with LEO. __________________ Plant a seed . . . and give something back to life that has given so much to you!! "People would learn more from their mistakes if they weren't so busy making excuses for them"
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01-29-2005, 05:06 PM	#7
Crazy Composer Mashkiki Gitigay Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maine Posts: 4,018	These are the types of stories I'm talking about! :smile: Nice ones guys! cc __________________ "Just remember, Lahey, what comes around is all around!"
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01-29-2005, 09:50 AM	#4
JustSayGrow Medicated Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PhotoShop Posts: 260	Many moons ago when I was still in High School, I picked up a LB of some good Gold Columbian, maybe it was Mexican. Well either way it was Gold and REAL good. So me and my buddy bag it all up and proceed too ride around town with about half of it in a brown paper sack looking for all of our buddies too unload this stuff and make some cash. We ran into this guy we sorta knew and he seemed pretty cool so we asked him if he wanted a bag, but he said he didnt have any cash and that we should go over too his house and he would borrow some from his brother and that he would probably want a bag too. It all sounded pretty cool, so we agreed. Well we get there and big brother says "yeah I want a bag but I gotta go get my paycheck cashed and I'll be right back". Well he comes back and gets the bag, me and my buddy load up and split. We didnt even get a 1/2 a mile from that Friggen narcs house before the Pigs pulled us over and went straight for the weed. Big brother didnt go cash his check, he went and pimped us out while he was gone. So the moral of this story is, never sell too BIG BROTHER. Thank goodness we were minors and niether of us had ever been in trouble before.
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01-29-2005, 01:12 PM	#6
pseudochile Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 171	Please keep to topic. Editted Vapour.
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01-29-2005, 10:22 PM	#8
Harry Gypsna Dirty hippy Bastard Join Date: May 2004 Location: Outside BodyShop, with a Tin Whistle and a dog on a piece of string Posts: 8,157	I was informed yesterday that u wanted these by PM so it would be a fresh read.....sorry lol __________________ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and none of these people are very funny.
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01-30-2005, 07:16 PM	#10
Crazy Composer Mashkiki Gitigay Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maine Posts: 4,018	I originally wanted it PMd to me, but it seems like a better idea to let everyone have the chance to read every story - if they so choose... Instead of me choosing which ones other people get a chance to read, and throwing the rest away. Seems like a waste of effort for folks to write their stories only to have them not published in FPN. All I want to choose is which ones are published in Flower Pix. If you want to have a fresh read in Flower Pix, don't read others' posts here :smile: There are lots of FPN readers who would never find this thread, this site, or even a pc! :smile: hahaha Keep em comin'!!! __________________ "Just remember, Lahey, what comes around is all around!" Last edited by Crazy Composer; 01-30-2005 at 07:19 PM..
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