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pow monster · 03-19-2008, 09:14 PM

cop: my your house smells like skunk.....kinda the smell of the illegal plant marijuana

me:well officer the reason is because I own a pet skunk (show officer skunk)

cop:that explains the strange smell.....

I am going to buy a pet skunk tommorow....its a small investment of $540 and I can get baked and pet it

la resistance · 03-19-2008, 09:18 PM

LOL... here you have to have a permit to own one, which states that game wardens can come to your house any time they like and check up on its health, better check out local laws first. (not to mention that since it is a pet it should already have the glands removed that allow it to spray?)

Dr Dog · 03-19-2008, 09:30 PM

Pet skunk has always been a dream

Not for police purposes, as I think most sensibly intelligent people know domestic skunks dont spray

But just to see look on peoples faces when they see your pet

And would be neat to have too, like a super cat, that will tear apart your lawn at night

03-19-2008, 11:33 PM

this is hillarious.......... a pet skunk

NOKUY · 03-19-2008, 11:47 PM

your not gonna want a pet skunk sorry.

ive seen a cpl. as pets, and they were de-scented or whatever the fuk you call it.....same thing they do to ferrets which still fukin reak.

dont get me wrong I love the smell of skunk....i roll my windows down at the first wiff of roadkill skunk.

"la resistance" is on point tho...your gonna have to get a permit, and your gonna be watched.

plus a pet skunk will draw wayyyyyyyyyy more attention than a "carbon scrubber" will.

shit man...i want a pet wolverine (same family as skunk)....but i know better than to try and tame one.

good luck tho

Pops · 03-20-2008, 01:15 PM

It would be a whole lot easier to get a black cat and paint a white stripe down its back.

NserUame · 03-20-2008, 01:26 PM

Yeah but then your cat is just gonna get macked on by real skunks. Didn't you ever watch Looney Toons as a kid? Or had TV not been invented yet?

03-20-2008, 01:27 PM

I want a wallaby or koala, a chimp would be cool too, i wonder if you can teach a chimp how to shoot a pistol? O.G. Chimp! lmao. damn im high!lol

Stoner4Life · 03-20-2008, 01:52 PM

New neighbors moved in back in Purchase and started to do most of their drinking in the backyard, friendly and quiet I could care less & I had an open invite to stop in any time and I did fairly often. They drank a bunch and were always out there late, late enough that the skunks and racoons would come through the yard looking for open garbage pails.

That's when they decided it'd be a good idea to feed them, they had every skunk, racoon, squirrel, and bird hand fed in a matter of months, like the Beverly Hillbillies they called them 'the critters' of course. I do remember the name of the 3 skunks that frequented the yard for the shell-on peanuts they bought for them, Petula, Charlie, & Petcha. I forget whether Petcha was the offspring of the Petula/Charlie or if it was a matter of looks, looking like a bit of both. They never once got sprayed or bit by any of the critters which amazed me but why bite the hand that feeds ya I guess.

EDIT:
Do yourself a favor & buy a carbon air scrubber, they work brilliantly and
you could buy several scrubbers and a vortex fan for that money.......

NOKUY · 03-20-2008, 06:25 PM

got this off wikipedia...look up pet skunk for all the other info there:

State Legality Statute :

Alabama Legal, if bred in state
Alaska Illegal
Arkansas Illegal [32] 15.18
Arizona Illegal
California Illegal [33]
Colorado Illegal
Connecticut Illegal
Delaware Illegal
Florida Legal, with permit
Georgia Illegal [34]
Hawaii Illegal
Idaho Illegal [35]
Illinois Illegal
Indiana Legal, with permit
Iowa Legal
Kansas Illegal
Kentucky Legal in some counties [36]
Louisiana Illegal
Maine Illegal
Maryland Illegal [37] §10-621(b)(1))
Massachusetts Illegal (September 2006)
Michigan Legal with permit; outside cage must be built; must be Michigan bred.
Minnesota Illegal [38]
Mississippi Illegal
Missouri Illegal [39]
Montana Illegal [40]
Nebraska Illegal [41]
Nevada Illegal [42]
New Hampshire Striped skunks illegal; hooded and spotted legal.
New Jersey Legal, with permit & if bred in state. [43]
New Mexico Legal, with permit [44]
New York Legal with permit, in some areas only.
North Carolina Illegal [45]
North Dakota Illegal [46]
Ohio Legal, with permit
Oklahoma Legal, but must have import permit and health certificate.
Oregon Legal, if bought outside of the state, with import permit and health certificate. Illegal to sell or trade skunks.
Pennsylvania Legal, with permit
Rhode Island Illegal
South Carolina Permit now required; currently owned are legal, but no more will be permitted. Illegal to buy or sell skunks. [47]
South Dakota Legal without permit; only one skunk per person.
Tennessee Illegal [48]
Texas Illegal
Utah Illegal
Vermont Illegal
Virginia Illegal [49].
Washington Illegal [50]
West Virginia Legal, with permit
Wisconsin Legal, with permit [51]
Wyoming Legal (classified as predatory animals; as such may be kept as pets with no license required) [52]
Washington, D.C. Illegal

03-19-2008, 09:14 PM	#1
pow monster Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 51	pet skunk cop: my your house smells like skunk.....kinda the smell of the illegal plant marijuana me:well officer the reason is because I own a pet skunk (show officer skunk) cop:that explains the strange smell..... I am going to buy a pet skunk tommorow....its a small investment of $540 and I can get baked and pet it
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03-19-2008, 09:18 PM	#2
la resistance Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 355	LOL... here you have to have a permit to own one, which states that game wardens can come to your house any time they like and check up on its health, better check out local laws first. (not to mention that since it is a pet it should already have the glands removed that allow it to spray?)
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03-19-2008, 09:30 PM	#3
Dr Dog Sharks have a week dedicated to me Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: CANNADA Posts: 7,216	Pet skunk has always been a dream Not for police purposes, as I think most sensibly intelligent people know domestic skunks dont spray But just to see look on peoples faces when they see your pet And would be neat to have too, like a super cat, that will tear apart your lawn at night __________________ Federally Registered Designated Grower THE BUD HUNTER Medicinal Marijuana Advocate
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03-19-2008, 11:33 PM	#4
geminibud Guest Posts: n/a	this is hillarious.......... a pet skunk
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03-19-2008, 11:47 PM	#5
NOKUY Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: THE DEEP DARK WOODS Posts: 7,413	your not gonna want a pet skunk sorry. ive seen a cpl. as pets, and they were de-scented or whatever the fuk you call it.....same thing they do to ferrets which still fukin reak. dont get me wrong I love the smell of skunk....i roll my windows down at the first wiff of roadkill skunk. "la resistance" is on point tho...your gonna have to get a permit, and your gonna be watched. plus a pet skunk will draw wayyyyyyyyyy more attention than a "carbon scrubber" will. shit man...i want a pet wolverine (same family as skunk)....but i know better than to try and tame one. good luck tho
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03-20-2008, 01:15 PM	#6
Pops Resident pissy old man Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: someplace hotter than hell Posts: 3,053	It would be a whole lot easier to get a black cat and paint a white stripe down its back.
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03-20-2008, 01:26 PM	#7
NserUame I do not take drugs. I am drugs. Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 380	Yeah but then your cat is just gonna get macked on by real skunks. Didn't you ever watch Looney Toons as a kid? Or had TV not been invented yet? __________________ If I haven't offended you yet don't worry, I will.
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03-20-2008, 01:27 PM	#8
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	I want a wallaby or koala, a chimp would be cool too, i wonder if you can teach a chimp how to shoot a pistol? O.G. Chimp! lmao. damn im high!lol
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03-20-2008, 01:52 PM	#9
Stoner4Life Medicinal Advocate Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: wandering further down the path less travelled Posts: 24,474	New neighbors moved in back in Purchase and started to do most of their drinking in the backyard, friendly and quiet I could care less & I had an open invite to stop in any time and I did fairly often. They drank a bunch and were always out there late, late enough that the skunks and racoons would come through the yard looking for open garbage pails. That's when they decided it'd be a good idea to feed them, they had every skunk, racoon, squirrel, and bird hand fed in a matter of months, like the Beverly Hillbillies they called them 'the critters' of course. I do remember the name of the 3 skunks that frequented the yard for the shell-on peanuts they bought for them, Petula, Charlie, & Petcha. I forget whether Petcha was the offspring of the Petula/Charlie or if it was a matter of looks, looking like a bit of both. They never once got sprayed or bit by any of the critters which amazed me but why bite the hand that feeds ya I guess. EDIT: Do yourself a favor & buy a carbon air scrubber, they work brilliantly and you could buy several scrubbers and a vortex fan for that money....... Last edited by Stoner4Life; 03-20-2008 at 01:56 PM..
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03-20-2008, 06:25 PM	#10
NOKUY Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: THE DEEP DARK WOODS Posts: 7,413	got this off wikipedia...look up pet skunk for all the other info there: State Legality Statute : Alabama Legal, if bred in state Alaska Illegal Arkansas Illegal [32] 15.18 Arizona Illegal California Illegal [33] Colorado Illegal Connecticut Illegal Delaware Illegal Florida Legal, with permit Georgia Illegal [34] Hawaii Illegal Idaho Illegal [35] Illinois Illegal Indiana Legal, with permit Iowa Legal Kansas Illegal Kentucky Legal in some counties [36] Louisiana Illegal Maine Illegal Maryland Illegal [37] §10-621(b)(1)) Massachusetts Illegal (September 2006) Michigan Legal with permit; outside cage must be built; must be Michigan bred. Minnesota Illegal [38] Mississippi Illegal Missouri Illegal [39] Montana Illegal [40] Nebraska Illegal [41] Nevada Illegal [42] New Hampshire Striped skunks illegal; hooded and spotted legal. New Jersey Legal, with permit & if bred in state. [43] New Mexico Legal, with permit [44] New York Legal with permit, in some areas only. North Carolina Illegal [45] North Dakota Illegal [46] Ohio Legal, with permit Oklahoma Legal, but must have import permit and health certificate. Oregon Legal, if bought outside of the state, with import permit and health certificate. Illegal to sell or trade skunks. Pennsylvania Legal, with permit Rhode Island Illegal South Carolina Permit now required; currently owned are legal, but no more will be permitted. Illegal to buy or sell skunks. [47] South Dakota Legal without permit; only one skunk per person. Tennessee Illegal [48] Texas Illegal Utah Illegal Vermont Illegal Virginia Illegal [49]. Washington Illegal [50] West Virginia Legal, with permit Wisconsin Legal, with permit [51] Wyoming Legal (classified as predatory animals; as such may be kept as pets with no license required) [52] Washington, D.C. Illegal
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