[Gypsy Nirvana]

Originally Posted by REZDOG

....I'll find those Aussies,I'll just follow the smell,be it ever-so-strange here in the Center of Islam,of shrimp on the barbie.
I thought it was an Outback Steakhouse out here,dammit all to hell!
After we liberated the DHL truck in Portugal,I was planning to have wings grafted to it,but my attorney said it would probably incite the natives to Violence,as they might associate it with some deity or another. If it weren't for those superstitious camel-jockeys....I wouldn't be stuck....if I just had those wings....
I'll stop and see Ali and load up on hashish,and I was thinking that maybe a local Mullah or two might like a head full of Berkeley acid,perhaps tweak whirl'd peas a bit....
Hookers and hookahs?
....Yeah,after that soiree in Cuba,and your vaunted 'introductions',I'm damn lucky I still have anything left to hold when I piss....That was the worst internal burning....but The Itch was what really got me on the plane ride back over the chop....
Holy shit,I think I smell a 'blooming onion' it must be those Aussies....or maybe it's that friggin' steakhouse again,colonizing the world....if so,we'll burn that m*therfucker down....scorched earth style.
I have to pull over and fuel up. At about .79USD a gallon,being subversive in Tunisia is really cost-efficient-if the guys in towels & carrying AK-47s don't bury us in the desert.
Next time I'm staying put,in Ibiza,where I belong.

.....Austrian's man....not Australians.......lol......Ya know where that crook with the economical moustache came from.......for God's or Allah's sake can you put that Chem-Dog in the kennel for a few hours?

[REZDOG]

Gaaaahhhhh!
Well,in my defense,it was an Outback Steakhouse.
(And if I wasn't smoking Chemdog D,how could I possibly pilot this behemoth of a truck while eating coconut shrimp and typing,all at the same time?)
Austrians,you say?
Those f*ckers shot at my Uncle,Paddy O'Rezdog,in the Great War,I'm not so sure I'm inclined to be so....helpful.
Perhaps in the Spirit of Cannabis-Positivit5y,I'll havalookey around,perhaps I can at least buy back the woman from the white slave-traders,though she won't come cheaply....

Why do I get the feeling Gypsy and Rez on a roadtrip together would make Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas look like a Nun's coach trip to Lourdes?

Seriously guys, it would make one hell of a documentary!

I've been longing after one of these babies for years, always wanted to drive it round the ganja hotspots of the world, head out to the Central Asian steppe and pull over at every yurt I passed and ask them (in my best Mongolian) 'hey geezer, got any hash?'



Don't think driving a Russian military truck round Afghanistan would be too clever tho, Taliban target practice time!

.....If that truck ain't amphibious and it don't make it across the straits of Gibralter......

Rez, may I suggest one of these?

https://www.russianmilitary.co.uk/details.php?id=63



PTS-M Amphibious

This unit available is in clean condition, and has seen little use. Being able to carry upto 10,000kg and stay a float for over 12 hours makes this unit very useful commercially.