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Define old
I'm about to be 42. That makes me an "old stoner"? I feel like I'm 20 still.
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Yeah,I'm 43.I tend to forget it, until I do something and feel it for the next week!
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old is when your KID has to wipe YOUR ass
peace chucky
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LOL chucky! That's good it'll be a while. The youngest is only 2.
MV...I hear ya. I got some arm "pump" this morning when I was shampooing my hair. 2.5 yrs ago I had cancer surgery twice within 2 months followed by radiation. I'm sure that didn't help.
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I'll never be old....till I'm rottin' in the ground
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LOL, Im only 23, but got in2 toking at age 11, so been @ it more than half my life, so by most people my own age's standards, im an old stoner, lol. Bloody well feel like it sumtimes, hehehe,
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lmao.......old is when your bike leather is older tham the gals you're dating!
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42 shit thats not old!!! to a saquoia tree .....lol ..just joking... old is when the music is too loud..and pizza for breakfast isn't good anymore...and beer don't work for hang overs ....lol thats old...oh and if you use a wet rock ...welll thats old too
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You know your old when the pinchie box that you have carried with you since senior year high school is 4 times as old as your 6 year old daughter.
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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You're getting old when...
..Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. ...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. ...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor, instead of the police. ..."Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today." ..."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. ...An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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