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THC•20 · 10-20-2007, 02:12 AM

I was wondering how many people have jobs that require a random drug test and how do you stay in the clear every time? Or what about applying for a job and doing a drug test? I've never actually had a job and I really need one now and I'm thinking about applying for a job but there's no way I can stop and I can't give them my urine so what am I suppose to do? Tips? Help? Anyone?

Verite · 10-20-2007, 04:38 AM

You might want to give the search feature a go since this topic has been discussed alot.

m@rg · 10-20-2007, 10:45 AM

the "only" way u gonna get a job without cleaning ur system out, is to CHEAT

stinkfinger · 10-20-2007, 12:57 PM

having a low body fat level and drinking 1 1/2 - 2 gallons of water a day before your PISS test will really help. ALL OF MY RETARD FRIENDS ON PROBATION SMOKE BUD. MOST OF THEM QUIT SMOKING 10-14 DAYS BEFORE THEIR test. Oh and drinking water will only work with pee pee tests.

Gunnarguchi · 10-20-2007, 07:42 PM

Just drink 3-4 liters of water a few hours before the test.
Piss a few times until your urine is almost colourless.
Then ull be ablte to pass the urine tests, but as stated above it only works for urine tests

Dr. Bloom · 10-20-2007, 08:26 PM

if you are doing the water method, you need to go to a store that sells protein/exercise suppliments and buy a jar of creatine. Take the reccomended dosage of that in the morning and a few hours before, while also drinking a lot of water.

This is because pee tests test the levels of creatinine in your urine, which is something that breaks down continuously from the muscles in your body, and will make your sample show up as "watered down" if you drink too much water without a creatine suppliment. This is the only ingredient in those drinks you buy that allow you to pass drug tests that actually does something.
Best of luck,
Dr.

THC•20 · 10-20-2007, 08:46 PM

Any body ever try that synthetic urine stuff? Seriously I need real experience and details and stuff because I'm trying to get a job and I know I can get a job while I'm still smoking but I need to totally get pass that damn drug test

I'm definitely not gonna risk taking the chance of drinking a ton of water and then taking the test. I still think that THC is going to show up.

Verite · 10-21-2007, 12:41 AM

Why use synthetic when you can use real? privacypro.com

Couch Locked · 10-21-2007, 03:55 PM

I also have that urinator, and have passed two pre-employment drug tests with it, using two different brands of synthetic urine....

THC•20 · 10-22-2007, 12:20 AM

Why use the urinator? Can't you piss in private? And if so can't you just pour the synthetic urine in a cup and give it to em lol?

10-20-2007, 02:12 AM	#1
THC•20 Soaring Join Date: May 2007 Location: in trichomes Posts: 921	How do you guys pass drug tests? I was wondering how many people have jobs that require a random drug test and how do you stay in the clear every time? Or what about applying for a job and doing a drug test? I've never actually had a job and I really need one now and I'm thinking about applying for a job but there's no way I can stop and I can't give them my urine so what am I suppose to do? Tips? Help? Anyone? __________________ Ultimate Sativa Thread Uptown Haze Preservation Thread
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10-20-2007, 04:38 AM	#2
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10-20-2007, 10:45 AM	#3
m@rg go on .. pull my finger Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: up my loft Posts: 1,077	the "only" way u gonna get a job without cleaning ur system out, is to CHEAT __________________ Up The Loft ---The Grow Is Back On -----
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10-20-2007, 12:57 PM	#4
stinkfinger Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Back in the sticks.. Posts: 191	having a low body fat level and drinking 1 1/2 - 2 gallons of water a day before your PISS test will really help. ALL OF MY RETARD FRIENDS ON PROBATION SMOKE BUD. MOST OF THEM QUIT SMOKING 10-14 DAYS BEFORE THEIR test. Oh and drinking water will only work with pee pee tests.
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10-20-2007, 07:42 PM	#5
Gunnarguchi Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: In Denmark behind a proxy Posts: 1,572	Just drink 3-4 liters of water a few hours before the test. Piss a few times until your urine is almost colourless. Then ull be ablte to pass the urine tests, but as stated above it only works for urine tests
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10-20-2007, 08:26 PM	#6
Dr. Bloom Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 465	if you are doing the water method, you need to go to a store that sells protein/exercise suppliments and buy a jar of creatine. Take the reccomended dosage of that in the morning and a few hours before, while also drinking a lot of water. This is because pee tests test the levels of creatinine in your urine, which is something that breaks down continuously from the muscles in your body, and will make your sample show up as "watered down" if you drink too much water without a creatine suppliment. This is the only ingredient in those drinks you buy that allow you to pass drug tests that actually does something. Best of luck, Dr.
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10-20-2007, 08:46 PM	#7
THC•20 Soaring Join Date: May 2007 Location: in trichomes Posts: 921	Any body ever try that synthetic urine stuff? Seriously I need real experience and details and stuff because I'm trying to get a job and I know I can get a job while I'm still smoking but I need to totally get pass that damn drug test I'm definitely not gonna risk taking the chance of drinking a ton of water and then taking the test. I still think that THC is going to show up. __________________ Ultimate Sativa Thread Uptown Haze Preservation Thread
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10-21-2007, 12:41 AM	#8
Verite My little pony.. my little pony Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,750	Why use synthetic when you can use real? privacypro.com __________________ Strains by Verite .......................... Holy Grail Intro, Seeds at Seebay, Private Breeders Orange Diesel Intro, Seeds now at Seedbay
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10-21-2007, 03:55 PM	#9
Couch Locked Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The couch Posts: 55	I also have that urinator, and have passed two pre-employment drug tests with it, using two different brands of synthetic urine....
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10-22-2007, 12:20 AM	#10
THC•20 Soaring Join Date: May 2007 Location: in trichomes Posts: 921	Why use the urinator? Can't you piss in private? And if so can't you just pour the synthetic urine in a cup and give it to em lol? __________________ Ultimate Sativa Thread Uptown Haze Preservation Thread
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