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crossthread · 11-19-2004, 03:59 AM

credit's.......
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing. All night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled ...
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

chuckyoufarley · 11-19-2004, 04:18 AM

haha thats a good one crossthread
peace chucky

mybeans420 · 11-19-2004, 04:33 AM

I LOVE IT!!!

thanks for posting that crossthread. really made my day

Californian · 11-19-2004, 04:49 AM

Good words do not last long unless they amount to something. Words do not pay for my dead people. They do not pay for my country, now overrun by white men. They do not protect my father’s grave. They do not pay for all my horses and cattle.

Good words cannot give me back my children. Good words will not give my people good health and stop them from dying. Good words will not get my people a home where they can live in peace and take care of themselves.

I am tired of talk that comes to nothing. It makes my heart sick when I remember all the good words and all the broken promises. There has been too much talking by men who had no right to talk.

- Chief Joseph

11-19-2004, 02:12 PM

Good one, crossthread. That's hilarious.........and has a ring of truth to it as well.

NOKUY · 01-28-2007, 09:36 AM

LOL

I Used To Grow · 01-28-2007, 09:39 AM

;et is iwpm@!@ ;p;

Rubberband Man · 01-28-2007, 10:06 AM

Why are we bringing back all the threads from '04?

I Used To Grow · 01-28-2007, 10:20 AM

lo.:_

01-28-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by I Used To Grow

;et is iwpm@!@ ;p;

Exactly...

ws

11-19-2004, 03:59 AM	#1
crossthread Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: off the Coast of NC Posts: 99	White Men.... credit's....... An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing. All night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled ... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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11-19-2004, 04:18 AM	#2
chuckyoufarley Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: i dont live i exist Posts: 7,439	haha thats a good one crossthread peace chucky __________________ KEEPEM GREEN-N-GIRLIE PEACE CHUCKY jack & jill went up the hill to score a bag of grass jack was swift & rolled a spliff now he's gettin some ASS i'm never alone even when i'm by myself
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11-19-2004, 04:33 AM	#3
mybeans420 resident slackass Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: somewhere that has a pool table Posts: 1,053	I LOVE IT!!! thanks for posting that crossthread. really made my day __________________ "POWER TO THE PEACEFUL" micheal franti LET LOVE GUIDE YOU LEAVE YOUR CLOWNSHOES AND YOUR NEGATIVITY AT THE DOOR PLEASE.. THANK YOU "The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." Albert Einstein, "My First Impression of the U.S.A.", 1921 "Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded." Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President. 18 Dec. 1840 PLEASE don't PM me for seeds or cuts,.. Thank you
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11-19-2004, 04:49 AM	#4
Californian Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sierra Nevada Posts: 192	This is Indian land Good words do not last long unless they amount to something. Words do not pay for my dead people. They do not pay for my country, now overrun by white men. They do not protect my father’s grave. They do not pay for all my horses and cattle. Good words cannot give me back my children. Good words will not give my people good health and stop them from dying. Good words will not get my people a home where they can live in peace and take care of themselves. I am tired of talk that comes to nothing. It makes my heart sick when I remember all the good words and all the broken promises. There has been too much talking by men who had no right to talk. - Chief Joseph
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11-19-2004, 02:12 PM	#5
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Good one, crossthread. That's hilarious.........and has a ring of truth to it as well.
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NOKUY Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: THE DEEP DARK WOODS Posts: 7,413	LOL
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I Used To Grow Inbred..Pothead..RHCP Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ColoradRo Posts: 788	;et is iwpm@!@ ;p;
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Rubberband Man Wild as the Taliban Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 85	Why are we bringing back all the threads from '04?
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01-28-2007, 10:20 AM	#9
I Used To Grow Inbred..Pothead..RHCP Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ColoradRo Posts: 788	lo.:_
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