[Dr.Diamonds]

My polish is bad so i am going to write this in english.

I am visiting Poland this year, and i must say, the cannabis scene is PATHETIC.

You have kids thinking they are hardcore dealing low grade MJ. Allow me to explain how a low level dealer operates. He knows someone who sells, a dealer. He suddenly thinks "man this is great, i have a hookup, now I AM the dealer!"
Great idea genius, how exactly do you form a margin on this kind of enterprise?
Easy. Some of these middlemen even ask for the money first, then go pick up...
They expect you to give them money up front, so know right away you're being middle manned. Then they run off to their dealer, buy your shit. Along the way, somehow half of it winds up in their pocket, and VOILA, out of thin air appears a profit margin, by fisting your (ONE TIME) customer.

So at this point they come back with 1.5 grams and tell you that its 4 there! Sorry kid, i have smoked more than you have handled in your LIFE, gtfo and stop wasting my time.
As if giving you half what you pay for isn't bad enough, somehow NO ONE here knows what a NUG is... who decided it is a good idea that you chop up all the leaf material, sticks, stems and seeds and give that to the customer too? now my 1.5 grams of shit has maybe 1 gram of smokable herb...

My favorite is when i hear stories of dealers after clearly ripping you off, asking for you to smoke them up. RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT... what fucking planet do you come from? you just gave me shit in exchange for good money and you expect me to smoke you up with the scraps too? good one.

Then there is the quality... these people wouldn't know what a frosty herb looked like if it was growing in front of them. Don't get me wrong, my expectations aren't particularly high, especially with the types of clowns i see dealing this, but come on.
When I unwrap some tinfoil (GHETTO btw, who the fuck wraps it in tinfoil?) I almost pass out from the garbage im looking at. Seriously. Then they have the audacity to look at me excited, "bro this is good shit, some of the best, smell how good it is".
Right around this moment, I feel like I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage. If it smells as good as it looks, my disappointment is about to jump off the charts.
How does it look you ask? The best way to describe it is as if I collected all the trimmings and scrap pieces from the bottom of my stash box, and threw them into some tinfoil, paying special focus on getting in as many stems in as i can... what a holocaust, seriously. Anywhere else in the world if you were offered something like this, you would have the right to get offended or assume it is a joke.
I don't even want to go into the rumors I've heard that they dip the shit in chemicals to give it a boost... are you fucking kidding me? who does that? What kind of Zoo did these apes emerge from to come up with this brilliant scheme of dipping a perfectly good plant in some random chemicals, will be of some benefit?
This is an actual conversation i had with a dealer once:
Dealer: "Yea it gets dipped in some shit too, pesticides and shit"
Me: "WTF? Why? Whats the point?"
Dealer: "bro, if you smoked it pure, you wouldnt even feel anything, this makes it stronger"
Me: "oooooooooook... "

Then of course there is the perception of marijuana in this country too that is absolutely dumbfounding.
Most see it as bad as the rest of the illicit narcotics, meanwhile, public drinking is off the charts here. Nothing like walking down Monte Cassino in the afternoon and seeing someone puking their guts out against a wall... REAL CLASSY. Also the amount of trashed shit tough guys you come across is real hoot too. Nothing like some dumb adolescent drunk stumbling his way across the club and eying you up trying to start beef.
Yet alcohol, and enough of it to make you wake up the next day not remembering how you got home is part of a GOOD TIME. On the other hand, marijuana is worse than the anti-christ according to the majority of this roman catholic population... talk about fcuked up priorities.

Sure, I dont want to generalize, i am sure there is some good MJ around, but its probably few and far between, and i have looked around a lot, and no one can seem to come through consistently. WHERE is the good herb? My guess? High society must have some small niche of good herb floating around. But to meet a connection such as that is probably next to impossible. If anyone in the Trojmiasto wants to show me otherwise, PM me and we can chat a little. Otherwise, this is a weak MJ culture i must say.

Your Truly,
Dr.Diamonds

awwwwwwww what can i say? LOL , yu dont know whats goin on bro, first of all yu were jus ina bad place , and for sure u met wrong ppl heheh. They fucked yu up, sorry, hehe, yu should know that polish gov sucks as much as it can so what yu expected ? good quality weed for free?? Everyone whos kinda smart dont buy weed from dealer, jus grow by himself. At the end i should tell, yu made kinda wrong review.

check this out and stay possitive:

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=45896

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=10438

[rberciol]

Yes this is truth. In my city you will pay 40 PLN = ~12-13 Euro for 1 gram, and you have about 0,6-0,7. Half gram (20 PLN) is 0,1-0,3. SOmetimes u can get 0,4 g !!

Wow, this is some holy shit, crazy post, Dr.Diamonds!

Dude, do you stand in the middle of street hooking and asking every KID/CHILD about getting/selling you some weed? Are you crazy? Maybe you should go straight to some cop and ask him about where you can find any dealers...
If you don't have any good known friend who could get you some good quality MJ, then just fuck it. Buy weed there where you can get it and take it with you on vacation.

Btw.: Where are you from?
Btw.2.: You cannot use PM's because you don't have 50 posts.

[Dr.Diamonds]

Originally Posted by alijah

awwwwwwww what can i say? LOL , yu dont know whats goin on bro, first of all yu were jus ina bad place , and for sure u met wrong ppl heheh. They fucked yu up, sorry, hehe, yu should know that polish gov sucks as much as it can so what yu expected ? good quality weed for free?? Everyone whos kinda smart dont buy weed from dealer, jus grow by himself. At the end i should tell, yu made kinda wrong review.

I know for sure it has to do with partly bad luck, and bad circumstances.
However, im reporting on a lot of things i have seen happen not to just me, but others. I know if i want good shit, i have to grow it. Believe me, thats something i am well acquainted with, but right now in Poland, i am not really in a position to be growing.

Originally Posted by rberciol

Yes this is truth. In my city you will pay 40 PLN = ~12-13 Euro for 1 gram, and you have about 0,6-0,7. Half gram (20 PLN) is 0,1-0,3. SOmetimes u can get 0,4 g !!

Going rate here seems to be 30 zloty for a gram... however, what happened to giving me a better deal when i buy more? When i buy 6grams, cut me a deal here, not charge 30zly a gram x6 ...

Originally Posted by Buffalo

Dude, do you stand in the middle of street hooking and asking every KID/CHILD about getting/selling you some weed? Are you crazy? Maybe you should go straight to some cop and ask him about where you can find any dealers...
If you don't have any good known friend who could get you some good quality MJ, then just fuck it. Buy weed there where you can get it and take it with you on vacation

You dont need to school me on playing it smooth, because believe me i am very methodical and well oriented on how to do things, and how not to do things.
I have yet to ask any stranger, on the street or wherever, for bud or how to acquire bud locally.
For the most part i have gone through friends and family, and i am a very social when it comes to seeking this stuff out. This is how i have sourced all my connections, im not some heat score asking punks with shaved heads on the street where to find it.
If i could not deal with kids, i would love to, but that is hard. You meet a dealer, and he is some 21 year old punk from the akademiky. And if i found him so easily, how good can he be? I need a GOOD long term connection. I do business clean and professional, thats something these clowns cant provide, because they usually disappear in a month!
Fuck cops, ill say that right now. but i am not worried about them at all. I am not some flashy punk kid, or some loud peace disturber. I dont bother police, police dont bother me. I still hate the pigs though.
Why would i bring marijuana with me on an international flight to Poland? Sounds like a real bright idea there pal. I am in Poland LONG TERM, not just on vacation, i have had lots of time to scope this scene out. Don't think this is a review based on SHORT TERM observation.

I am from the trojmiasto, i.e. Gdansk. I need to get my PM's working... maybe meet some people who can help show me that maybe MJ here isnt so bad.

When i look at this forum, Polish section has 17,000+ posts, 20+ people viewing, and more activity than ANY OTHER regional section!! So what gives? You would think the marijuana culture in poland would be thriving with so much activity in a section like this, instead you have people running around giving you shredded garbage in tin foil! You might say these are isolated and rare problems, but when i tell my friends "no herb is not supposed to come chopped up, it should come in big pieces, in nugs" they think im crazy. they say 'we never seen it like that before, we always get it like this, forever" as if this was communist style rationed shit from behind the iron curtain.

Sorry i wish i could believe that it isnt that bad here, but if it was even half way decent, i would have found something by now! dont worry though, im still looking, and ill let u guys know on any further thoughts i have on the matter.

Regards,
Dr.Diamonds

[kov]

hehe, good read, and a lot of very precise information I must say.

BUT, we're trodding on the verge of breaking the TOU....so choose your words carefully...

kov

Don't worry Dr.Diamands. If you will sit tight you will find good continual source of herb in Gdansk for sure.
BTW, you are just few kilometers from the biggest plantation of cannabis found in Poland this year. Check it out: https://www.tvn24.pl/0,1512858,wiadomosc.html

[b8man]

It seems crazy to me that those countries who could do with a real economy and tourism boost don't just legalize cannabis. Holland is backing out, so now where does the conniseur go? Poland would be perfect.

I completely sympathise with your position Dr.D. I hate dealers and have never had a good one in my life, no matter what country i'm in. It always feels like you're dealing with some middleman piece of crap who pretend to know more about weed than you. I detest them.

I seriously would advise you to grow your own in a small stealth setup and ditch the dealers for good. There really is no other way. No matter what the risks, they can be overcome with stealth.

Good luck.

B8

[tredowaty]

troche dziwna sprawa kolo ma dwa posty napisane opisuje co i jak w polsce z maszkami jest i pyta sie cy ktos mu pokaze ze jest inaczej w 3miescie ja bym sie zastanowil nad tym ....o ile dobrze zrozumialem czesc jego wypowiedzi

[PanMarihuanek]

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