Choo-Choo!!! All aboard! Trainwreck's made its way into town once again and my ultra-private connection gave me a ring as soon as she pulled into the station.

This batch was DEFINETELY 100% Sativa. Nothing like the very stoney, more Indica, side of Trainwreck I've grown or smoked. It was very hard driving home after taking fat snaps one after another. I also had trouble with my speech, but as you could imagine - it was complete BLISS. My mind, body and soul were completely relaxed and all was good. I've never giggled while cuddling up with the girlfriend and just keep on repeating: "I'm so ripped!" as much as last night. LOL!

The appearance of the nugs was mediocre at best. TONS of visible crystals, but very dark green in color. Not dense nugs at all. Relatively loose and airy, but a joy to break up. Lots of buds - cured very nicely.

The smell was very familiar. Kind'a like how 7up tastes or Sprite. There were aftertastes of citrus and Earth. The smoke just lingered up there like a thick blanket.

The high was top-notch. Just what I had been looking for! Very much like superb Haze, but with something else... Some slight couchlock. If anything, this batch was just straight-up very intoxicating and trippy herb. Right up my alley! <3

Overall, I give this fine example of TW a 9

I have ZERO bad comments, regarding this strain. Except I wish I could'a picked up more from my guy. :p

I got WRECKED!

[friendlyfriend]

STANDARD SMOKE REPORT V1.0

IDENTIFICATION

Judge: [FriendlyFriend, Little Diddle, 3 friends]
Date: [10/9/2004]
Strain: [Trainwreck]
Breeder: [Good Question]
Grower: [Texas Kid]

PHYSICAL EXAMINATION

1. __[9]__ Visual Appeal- White Light Green

Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.


2. __[8]__ Visible Trichomes- Mostly Covered

Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.


3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome
heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report. Leave these fields blank if you do not have
a powerful magnifier.

Clear []
Cloudy [X]
Amber [X]
Dark []


4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more
detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.

Brown []
Green [5]
Gold [1]
Blue [3]
Grey []
White [4]
Red []
Rust []
Orange [53]
Purple []
Black []


5. __[10++++]__ Bud density Tightest Trainweezy

Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are
not in their natural state leave this field blank.


6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly
broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates
a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a
descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.

Ammonia [] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ 1] Peach [ ]
Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ 5]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [3] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [1] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [8] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]


7. __[10]__ Aroma

Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled
bud for best results.


8. __[0]__ Seed content

Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.


9. __[3?]__ Weeks cured

If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured.
If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.


PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS: This bud has tremendous bag appeal and many colorful highlights as opposed to most monochrome (green orange) commercial bud.

THE SMOKE TEST

1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information
below that will identify the instrument as follows:

Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc)
Vaporizer (enter the brand name)
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass)
Joint (enter brand of papers)
Other (specify)

Water pipe []
Vaporizer []
Pipe [0]
Joint [1]
Other [2] Blunt


2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one
indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced
presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in
order to maintain the columns in alignment.

Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [2 ] Peach [ ]
Berry [ ] Floral [ 4] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [3]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [1] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [7] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]

If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.


3. __[10++]__ Taste (super SMOOTH) friggin boombastic

Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.


4. __[7]__ State of dryness very fresh

Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.


5. __[10]__ Smoke ability (SMOOTH PYSKICK HAMMER NOVA STORM CHIBA EXPLOSIONS dude your head gets hit but a bull head on. Makes watching Survivor (on the tele) difficult)

Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.


6. __[8]__ Smoke expansion (very high COUGH COUGH 2 people claim to have felt their chest cave in! C. (testsmoka) claims " I am high as HELL, SON!")

Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.


SMOKE TEST COMMENTS: HIT AFTER HIT. pull after pull high and higher excellent toke and the analysis on this smoke cannot be really made during consumption because the inception of the HIGH takes a few moments on all subjects then stupifies. In order to get the best report possible this time around. We decided to roll a joint, a blunt, and finish off with a pipe and bong rip for the remaining two contestants, everyone else so smoked SILLY!

Analysis was basically difficult to compile because its been a while since my cranium pulsed like a drum for a while and I thought I developed some ear infection and lost all my equilibrium, but yeah, I was high. REALLY REALLY HIGH. ripped.....

[friendlyfriend]

FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS



Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.



1. __[1]__ Dosage 1-hit SHIT via mass consumption method, intense toking expirience among others.

Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.


2. __[10]__ Effect onset GIVES YOU THE CREEPS! I'll testify!

Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.


3. __[9]__ Sativa influence Massive Head work

Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa
influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.


4. __[6]__ Indica influence dizzy couchlock valium made outta this stuff

Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica
influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing
effect that affects the body.


5. __[10++]__ Potency Kicked me in the face got stuck in my head

Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.


6. __[woke up high]__ Duration 6 hours maybe 8!

Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.


7. __[N/A]__ Tolerance build up

Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this
field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.


8. Usability

Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day
to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.

Morning - wake up [8]
Day - work [1]
Evening - relax [9]
Night - sleep [6]


9. __[10]__ Overall satisfaction (MUST GROW!!)

Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.


10. __[10]__ Ability and conditions

. Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider
experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and
most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.


11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?

Yes [X]
No []


12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take
care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the
existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns
in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not
be construed as medical advice.


Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[ ]__ __[10]__ Appetite
__[ ]__ __[5]__ Anxiety relief
__[ 7]__ __[]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[]__ Sex drive
__[]__ __[ 5]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[8]__ Pain relief
__[]__ __[ 5]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[8 ]__ __[]__ Thought process
__[4]__ __[ ]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[8] Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[10]__ Humor perception
__[5 ]__ __[]__ Visual perception
__[5]__ __[0]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[2]__ Taste perception



EXTENDED MEDICAL SURVEY (optional)

Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[ 10]__ __[ ]__ Alcoholism/Alcohol Abuse
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Allergic rhinitis
__[ ]__ __[2 ]__ Amphetamine Dependence
__[ ]__ __[ 10]__ Anorexia
__[ ]__ __[]__ Arthritis/Musculoskeletar pain
__[ 5]__ __[]__ Asthma/Cough
__[ ]__ __[ 8]__ Bipolar disorder
__[ ]__ __[9 ]__ Cancer/Cancer Chemotherapy
__[ ]__ __[8]__ Chronic fatigue
__[ ]__ __[]__ Depression
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Diarrhea
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Drusen of Optic Nerve
__[ ]__ __[8 ]__ Epilepsy
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Glaucoma
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Hiccough
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ High blood pressure/Racing pulse
__[ ]__ __[ 2]__ Insomnia
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Itching
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Migraine/vascular headache
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Muscle Spasm
__[ ]__ __[8]__ Muscular movement disorders
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Nausea
__[ 2]__ __[ ]__ Panic Attacks
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Peripheral nerve pain
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Post traumatic Stress Disorder
__[ ]__ __[5 ]__ Pre Menstrual Syndrome
__[ ]__ __[ 10]__ Sedative/Opiate Dependence
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Schizophrenia
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ SLE - systemic lupus erythematosus
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Spasticity in Multiple Sclerosis


FINAL COMMENTS:
Yes I got friggin shitfaced mental mush superstoned. Thanks Tex! Test smoking your goodness was an absolute pleasure Comments from 5 smokers toking on the last gram and ahalf of trainwreck:

FF: I want everyone to go away I am so high . GET AWAY FROM ME BITCH! I feel happy but im really high. How long this been burning for. the weed burns forever. smells like fragrant something. hahahaha IM so high

LD: Perfumish sweet, dont wanna talk leave me alone . yeah I'm high

WY: thanks for letting me test hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahah ( laughed really loud about 10 minutes) yeah its perfumish. mmmmmm I wish i could get this again. lol ( laughed for another 10 minutes non-stop) ... first to fall asleep ( 30 minutes later when the buzz was in full force)

CP: Thats that bang kid! You should sell this shit and be rich and famous. I think they smoke this one in the NBA. YO SON I'm MAD HIGH. Lets cop some more don't be shady, ( she became aggressive at that point and was sedated with some lifesaver ){her mood swings were controlled substantially although she is a loose cannon}

There was a good time had by all and me and lil diddle had a sweet spliff of the NLx Kush and Trainwreck mixed which produced a more active stupifying expirience. The fully orgainc grow produced extremely tight dense buddage and lovely tops. The quality is magnificent and worth a shot. I never really like trainwreck. I had a few versions of it from some members here on IC and wasn't too impressed. In any event, Diddle & Friendly call it "One the Years BEST"

See, you love them bitches, they love ya back.

All I did was grow it, natrual forces and genetics are a huge part.

Glad you enjoyed it FF and thanks for the glowing reviews. Tell your panel of judges I'm glad they enjoyed the fruit of my passion

Take care

Tex

[friendlyfriend]

DID i mention that Newlines NLxKUSH and Trainwreck is a sensational mix.... gets you ripped for a couple hours then mysteriously its gone like a magical puff of somesort

friendlyfriend has just made me the most jealous I've ever been.

LOL

TK has no love for his other Tx bro... :(

Your smoke report is nearly DEAD-ON with my experiences, ff. Excellent smoke - my current fav!

[Hooked-On-Grown]

I had the pleasure of smoking both TW and NLxKush from TexasKid. I am in total agreement with FF smoke report.

Very nicely grown.........superb highs!! I favor the TW over the two.......although together they make for a stupifiable night!!!

TW is a must for anyones collection of moms!!

[friendlyfriend]

Glad Dro and HOG concurr with me on this Its really one of these great strains that can be grown to perfection for "high class" consumption. viva la Trainwreck!

[Xtrakritical]

wow man great job on the smoke report...

I dont know how you did it while stone you creative bastard!

Sounds like TexasKid (even though he's being modest) is doing a kick ass job with things!
Great Show TK!

Great news! My guy just recieved a 2nd batch and it's even more crazier than the first! He'll be hanging onto TW for a while, he says, so it looks like it'll be a good cold season. I could smoke this stuff every day.

The other night, between 6 friends and an 1/8th of primo out'do TW - all 6 of us had gotten LIT UP. Many of these buddies have yet to try fine quality Cannabis, as they are used to Schwagg and Beasters, so they were pretty stoked. My girlfriend and I knew what to expect, BUT HOLY SHIT!!! This 2nd batch totally blows the 1st outt'a the water. Full-on body-shifts and extremely fuzzy eyesight and memory were present. Complete retardation was had by all. One of my buddies, who had been drinking beer prior to the smokeout passed out STRAIGHT ON HIS FACE.

Cool thing about the other night is - we only smoked a two bowls. One from my large RooR and one from the girlfriend's spoon. Both were generously packed. This strain is devestation. Very intoxicating. DO NOT drive with this shit fully in your system. It can be very misleading and dangerous. Or maybe I just got too ripped. I couldn't even carry on a conversation with anyone. People were attempting to stand up and become active, but were quickly shut up and sat down by the powerful effects. It was rediculous. :p

The differences between the 1st and 2nd batches are:

2nd had way more visible trichs. When put under my 'scope - they looked thick and packed with resin.

2nd batch had a lesser smell, but fairly denser buds. [a lil' more Indica seen in this batch]

Both looked fairly similar. That good ol' out'do appearance, you know? With a distinct "old school" Afghani or Sativa-ish smell. This 2nd batch had a way more distinct "citrus & pine" smell than the 1st, too.

I love this shit. And I love it even more that I don't have to wait 'til harvest this time!

Can't wait to pull into station again and pick me up a one-way route ticket to Stoner Heaven.