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09-29-2004, 05:28 PM
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I was at the Bar the other night......
credits are due here......
 A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either! A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "Hell----- In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.] 
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09-29-2004, 05:47 PM
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OH BOY ...............
Clayton Bigsby is that you? |
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09-29-2004, 05:54 PM
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lmao
great.......just great
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09-29-2004, 06:45 PM
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crossthred your too much
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10-02-2004, 04:10 AM
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haahaha too funny
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10-02-2004, 04:13 AM
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Oh OK make fun of the brown man. Mmmhmmm!
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10-02-2004, 04:18 AM
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hahahaha
a gay man goes to the butcher shop and gets a stick of peperoni
the butcher ask's do you want that sliced up and the gay man says does my ass look like a slot machine to you
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10-02-2004, 04:22 AM
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Thats a good one lol chuck. peace
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01-30-2007, 06:45 AM
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lol, funny stuff
but man, why and where are you finding all these threads to bring back from the dead?
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