[BushyOldGrower]

Of course you have taken this course because you are curious about this thing called SEX!

*BushyOldBOG hops about with a pointer and chalkboard*

Here we have 2 side by side posters of a naked male and female and as you can see they are both rather well endowed.

There are tissues on the desk but keep your hands on your desks back there...

*BOG points at the male penis*

As you can see the penis is what it's all about. As they say, "it's that same thing that makes the preacher lay his bible down."

This little hairy beast is the cause of all the fuss and I tell you sex is over-rated. But, I realize it is all important to most of you young people.

Actually sex as the act is a disgusting thing in which a gland spurts some scummy looking white stuff called sperm. :(

Skip the animal biology and what have you got? A lot of hype I would say but since I teach this class don't be misled. You have a lot to learn.

With people it is a lot more interesting than with most of the other animals because horses don't build whorehouses.

Even though you may think horses sound a bit like whores don't be confused. You shouldn't even try to fuck a horse. If you do you will probably get your dick kicked off.

A whore on the otherhand might be a worthwhile risk if you consider the risk/gain benefit ratio.

Now let's see... You pay say 100 bucks for a chance to shoot your gonads off on a real woman. You take a few risks but since you are paying for it what do you gain? Actually you boys so horny are like heroin addicts who just want relief from withdrawl after a time rather than a high. You young fellows are needing a fix so the whore give you a temporary relief from the pain of horniness.

People wonder why Freud placed so much emphasis on sex. Women wouldn't understand mans burden unless she is very understanding. Hear me ladies? I still need occasional relief myself but the 18 year old boys think of sex every 30 seconds. This leaves little time for other thoughts and this is lucky for you girls because guys want sex so much.

Guys would walk on broken glass for hours for a BJ wouldn't they? No wonder Freud was right with men but not women. This is why women do so well now that society gives them a more even chance. They think of other things than sex and they know how men think so the world is really to their advantage now. Perhaps this is why some cultures try to keep the women covered, barefoot, uneducated and pregnant.

So as you may see there is more to sex than just a penis and a vagina. *BOG points to the pic vagina* *adjusts his pants*...

In our next lesson I will discuss most common sexual fantasies and for your homework assignment read pages 1-24 in the SEX text provided and do exercises 1-4 at the end of the chapter on positions. *Bell Rings* Everyone runs except one thin girl...

*She walks to BOG and asks* "any extra credit work professor?"

BOG grins and says, "of course my child"... BOG

[bartender187]

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[TheIO]

Originally posted by BushyOldGrower


Even though you may think horses sound a bit like whores don't be confused. You shouldn't even try to fuck a horse. If you do you will probably get your dick kicked off.

Thanks for the advice! A little while ago i was thinking "i wonder if horses are anything like whores, they sounds similar, the other day but i couldnt find a horse too see. Good to know they arnt.


Thanks professor BOG

[BushyOldGrower]

I know horses too so don't feel ashamed because everyone confuses the 2. Most young boys experiment with animals too.

The best place to study whores is in Amsterdam but don't call them whores little fella or you will probably get your dick bit off.

As you can see there is a lot to learn about whores and sex and everything so come back tomorrow. I must tutor this young lady now. BOG

[Lexotic]

You must be blazed..

Great info BOG


there goes my weekend plans at the ranch :(

I think BOG is dippin in the Extasy droor. First a Lovingly written thread about love and togetherness said with warmth and conviction and then another about Sex 101. Hmmm....... Well the only thing I have to say about that is....... Pass me one of them triangles and cover your eyes.

Siggy Freud aint seen nothing yet. Even tho he too indulged in Extasy and Cocaine. That man can party!

Blatant

[chuckyoufarley]

thats funny shit BOG. horses might kick yer dick off but some of the ho's will make yer dick fall off with that gift that keeps on givin
peace burn a fatty
chucky

[Joemutt1978]

Yes, you are right,

I can't get anything done when a lady is around, can't pay attention, hear what is going on around me, it's like I am in a zone, and will not get out of that zone until she leaves.

Men could accomplish so much more if it weren't for sex. Or if men and women matured sexually at the same time, I think life would be alot better, you see that little 19 year old girl over there? She is as horny as you are! What a world that would be.