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04-10-2007, 06:35 PM

We have two cats. KIKI a male and leona is a female. Kiki is a card. LOL. As you will see from my pic, he likes to sleep on my foot. And Leona likes to play with our Bic lighters. Every morning is a lighter hunt.
Just the other day I seen a commercial where a guy and a gal were singing,"I can do anything you can do, better. No you can't , Yes I can." " I can do anything better than you, No you can't . Yes I can." Well, the tune stuck in my head. So, I found myself singing it to Kiki. And just as I sang "No, you can't", Kiki bent over and licked his balls. All I could say was," You win." LMFAO

If you have any pet stories I'd like to hear them. I figure they should be worth a good laugh. And we need a good laugh in this life.

Tarkus · 04-10-2007, 07:09 PM

I used to work at an Animal Hospital, and some of the cats were less than friendly. I had one lovely kitty fly out of his cage (a middle cage too, upper chest and neck area) straight at me with claws extended, looking for blood. I ducked in time, thankfully, and turned to grab him, ready for an all out battle. The cat was literally stuck to the wall. He flew out so fast and their claws are so sharp, that cat got them stuck in the dry wall.

Hell, I wish all the ones that jumped out of their cages angry were that easy to catch.

marx2k · 04-10-2007, 07:24 PM

This gives me a great idea for cat baseball.. seems like you already would have the automatic pitching machine

OneWingedImp · 04-10-2007, 07:44 PM

My girlfriend and i are raising two cats.They are brothers and very different personalities. 2 yello`

Well screw their discriptions, they wouldnt stop standing on the keyboard and in front of the monitor. I was battling them for 5 minutes, and then decided i might as well put up a picture.
Well here is one of them, he just woke up from sleeping. Can you tell? =D

And his brother, He is a bit more serious than the other, but still makes us

A funny story happend this morning though, they were play fighting as usual, and we put on "Eye of the Tiger" and watched em have a good brawl for a while. Everyday they us laugh and smile.

She also has 3 dogs, If i stand on the diving board and make any kind of noise, the black lab will jump in and swim circles in the water under me. Im not sure if he is ready to save me, or just wants me to jump in so i can play] with him.

Here is a kitty that made an impact on me for the rest of my life. She didnt live much older than a couple months, and it tore me apart when she died. God i loved this little kitty.

Her name was Chaloula

04-11-2007, 01:50 AM

Our cat Leona is the same way at the keyboards. LOL. I call her a butt blogger.

OneWingedImp · 04-11-2007, 04:23 AM

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Our cat Leona is the same way at the keyboards. LOL. I call her a butt blogger.

Lolol butt-blogging. !!

robobond · 04-11-2007, 04:38 AM

my cat is crazy. she'll run down the hallways and try to run up the walls while running down the hallway. she also like marijuana smoke which is odd cause every other cat Ive had detested it. but she sit right up on my desk amongst it.

Nikijad4210 · 04-11-2007, 05:59 AM

My cats had their odd quirks, too..... Lately, Abby wants to drink water out of the tap, and only if it's hot water.

Pooh's a good old fart, older than frickin' dirt, but he gets into his senile "kitten" moods and runs through the house like he's on some feline upper once in a while...

And Wiley's just a fucking freak. No other way to put it. He's an orange stripped cat like Imp's, and from what I hear, all them orange fuckers are naturally crazy anyway.

04-11-2007, 05:54 PM

LMAO to all the great stories!!!

The cat in the pocket is a trip.

Last night me and my lady decided to give Kiki and Leona the last of the cosmic cat nip. But it wasn't enuff for Kiki. This darn cat put his head and front paws in the plastic container it came in and tried to fit his whole body in it.

He ened up pushing the whole dam thing around the house with his head and front paws buried in the container.

Hydrofome420 · 04-11-2007, 06:06 PM

I have prob asked this in another forum months ago but here we go again.

I have a almost 2 year old lab-rot mix,
I want to get a cat and my wife finaly agreed.
It has to be a kitten,
How would I go about introducing the cat to my pooch and what are some
things I need to do to start the kitty off on the right foot as far as training(whitch as far as cats go I have no experiance)
Gatting it to go potty and also it not clawing up my furniture, I really donot want to declaw it.

Any and all advice would be a big help.

And BTW the pooch is the most easy going dog I noe as far as other animals and people go she has a great temperment.

04-10-2007, 06:35 PM	#1
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Pets do the funniest things. We have two cats. KIKI a male and leona is a female. Kiki is a card. LOL. As you will see from my pic, he likes to sleep on my foot. And Leona likes to play with our Bic lighters. Every morning is a lighter hunt. Just the other day I seen a commercial where a guy and a gal were singing,"I can do anything you can do, better. No you can't , Yes I can." " I can do anything better than you, No you can't . Yes I can." Well, the tune stuck in my head. So, I found myself singing it to Kiki. And just as I sang "No, you can't", Kiki bent over and licked his balls. All I could say was," You win." LMFAO If you have any pet stories I'd like to hear them. I figure they should be worth a good laugh. And we need a good laugh in this life. Last edited by thisbud4u; 04-10-2007 at 06:38 PM..
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04-10-2007, 07:09 PM	#2
Tarkus Mother Nature's Son Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: going where the water tastes like wine, gonna jump in the water and stay drunk all the time. Posts: 1,071	I used to work at an Animal Hospital, and some of the cats were less than friendly. I had one lovely kitty fly out of his cage (a middle cage too, upper chest and neck area) straight at me with claws extended, looking for blood. I ducked in time, thankfully, and turned to grab him, ready for an all out battle. The cat was literally stuck to the wall. He flew out so fast and their claws are so sharp, that cat got them stuck in the dry wall. Hell, I wish all the ones that jumped out of their cages angry were that easy to catch. __________________ Happy to find, that I don't know what I'm smiling for. Homegrown, is a good thing, plant that bell and let it ring! -Neil Young
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04-10-2007, 07:24 PM	#3
marx2k Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,242	This gives me a great idea for cat baseball.. seems like you already would have the automatic pitching machine __________________ If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. "Comrades!" he cried. "You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. Surely, comrades, surely there is no one among you who wants to see Jones come back?" The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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04-10-2007, 07:44 PM	#4
OneWingedImp Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 142	My girlfriend and i are raising two cats.They are brothers and very different personalities. 2 yello` Well screw their discriptions, they wouldnt stop standing on the keyboard and in front of the monitor. I was battling them for 5 minutes, and then decided i might as well put up a picture. Well here is one of them, he just woke up from sleeping. Can you tell? =D And his brother, He is a bit more serious than the other, but still makes us A funny story happend this morning though, they were play fighting as usual, and we put on "Eye of the Tiger" and watched em have a good brawl for a while. Everyday they us laugh and smile. She also has 3 dogs, If i stand on the diving board and make any kind of noise, the black lab will jump in and swim circles in the water under me. Im not sure if he is ready to save me, or just wants me to jump in so i can play] with him. Here is a kitty that made an impact on me for the rest of my life. She didnt live much older than a couple months, and it tore me apart when she died. God i loved this little kitty. Her name was Chaloula __________________ Herbal Remedies Last edited by OneWingedImp; 04-10-2007 at 07:48 PM..
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04-11-2007, 04:38 AM	#7
robobond Future Psychopharmacologist Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Behinds You Posts: 730	my cat is crazy. she'll run down the hallways and try to run up the walls while running down the hallway. she also like marijuana smoke which is odd cause every other cat Ive had detested it. but she sit right up on my desk amongst it. __________________ I suddenly became strangely inebriated. The external world became changed as in a dream. Objects appeared to gain inrelief; they assumed unusual dimensions; and colors became more glowing. Even self-perception and the sense of time were changed. When the eyes were closed, colored pictures flashed past in a quickly changing kaleidoscope. After a few hours, the not unpleasant inebriation, which had been experienced whilst I was fully conscious, disappeared. What had caused this condition? - - Albert Hofmann - - Laboratory Notes (1943) Exeriences Had: Marijuana Salvia Divinorum Come See My Microgrow "Looks like we're going to need another Timmy! " - Mr. Lizard
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04-11-2007, 01:50 AM	#5
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Our cat Leona is the same way at the keyboards. LOL. I call her a butt blogger.
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04-11-2007, 05:54 PM	#9
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO to all the great stories!!! The cat in the pocket is a trip. Last night me and my lady decided to give Kiki and Leona the last of the cosmic cat nip. But it wasn't enuff for Kiki. This darn cat put his head and front paws in the plastic container it came in and tried to fit his whole body in it. He ened up pushing the whole dam thing around the house with his head and front paws buried in the container.
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04-11-2007, 06:06 PM	#10
Hydrofome420 You can pick you friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends under the couch Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 762	I have prob asked this in another forum months ago but here we go again. I have a almost 2 year old lab-rot mix, I want to get a cat and my wife finaly agreed. It has to be a kitten, How would I go about introducing the cat to my pooch and what are some things I need to do to start the kitty off on the right foot as far as training(whitch as far as cats go I have no experiance) Gatting it to go potty and also it not clawing up my furniture, I really donot want to declaw it. Any and all advice would be a big help. And BTW the pooch is the most easy going dog I noe as far as other animals and people go she has a great temperment. __________________ :dance01 3: I am a compulsive lier so anything I say is a lie. Now am I lieing or not about being a lier, only the shadow know's If you want to go fast go alone, If you want to go far go with others.:wink: A friend of Piece Of My Heart, limelight and MTNJOHN Last edited by Hydrofome420; 04-11-2007 at 06:08 PM..
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