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03-23-2018, 01:46 PM
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Whenever I get prescribed medicine, I always ask the doctor, "Should I masturbate more frequently or less frequently on this medication", just to see the look.
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03-23-2018, 01:49 PM
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I heard once that a Haitian elder whose son was given access to the internet to further his education ended up on a jokes thread on a cannabis forum. His daily internet use directed towards this thread was getting close to bankrupting the government. The elder becoming concerned cast a spell on the joke thread through voodoo so that all of its contributors lost their sense of humor if they didn't send just 1 of their most prized seeds for long term storage to me........
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03-23-2018, 01:55 PM
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Invertebrata intoxica
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Nice try!
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03-23-2018, 02:33 PM
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2 seeds from you 
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03-23-2018, 04:02 PM
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Hi ho here we go
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Just found out Viagra treats cancer...
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 she’s gonna love it. Then I’ll ask my Oncologist. 
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03-23-2018, 08:48 PM
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"Just found out Viagra treats cancer..."
Perfect! Because Fuck cancer! |
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03-24-2018, 12:25 AM
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how do you find will smith in the snow?
you look for the fresh prints. ba-dum-bump. |
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03-24-2018, 03:39 AM
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(also, that was pretty funny)
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03-28-2018, 04:39 AM
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what a day
Oh man, what a day. I was running in front of a car and I got tired. Then I ran behind a car and I got exhausted...... I tell you all I have to look forward to is the reunion with my limbo group, we go way back........
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03-28-2018, 11:23 AM
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I'm a feminist too, Agnes! And I'll prove it! From now on, I will cook lunch for the children! Right! I'll start now! Where is the kitchen?
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