[cough_cough_eer]

some of us pot heads just have a short attention span and that was kinda a long joke good one though

[BuzzBob]

Long one I know... :( But an old classic!

I think I first saw that about 7 years ago, and when this thread started I went looking for it.

Figured it'd give the ladies a little retribution!

[Pacridge]

Buzz you can't get credit for killing this tread I was single handedly doing that long beofre your post

Sixth grade boy comes home from school and is acting rather strange. His mother can tell something up but isn't quite sure what. After several probing questions he finally tells her he's had sex with his teacher that day. Appauled, she sends him to his room and tells him "you're father's gonna deal with this when he get's home!"

Later that evening when his father arrives and is told the news he goes into the boys room and loudly proclaims "what were you thinking?" and shuts the door. He then proceeds to high five the boy and says "you the man, how was it?" The boy replies "not bad I guess I didn't know what to do?" "All in good time my young stud" the father proclaims "all in good time."

"You know I think I'm gonna buy you that new bike you've been wanting whata think of that?" The father says.

"That would be cool" replies the boy "but after that thing this afternoon with Mr. Webster it maybe a week or so before I can ride it."

[Harry Gypsna]

QUESTION
What do you call, an Irish, Rastafarian????




Answer
PADLOCK


lolololol, i luv that 1, yrs old, but i still smile when i tell it and sum1 else hears it 4 the 1st time.

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the
judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy."


Blatant

Top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it, which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .......... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

A light weight will say, "Take me home I'm stoned." An everyday toker will say, "Take me home I'm ripped. A stoner would say, "Take me stoned, I'm home." And the other would reply, "Me stoned I'm too."

Yes we are back! Jokin' and Jivin'. GIS I love those. The first one is Hilarious.

One more for y'all!

Why is a Roach Clip called a Roach Clip?

Because Pot Holder was already taken.

Blatant

"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

[Hunter733]

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.
When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says,"'Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up."

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again."
He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night.
When he returns to the cabin, he states once again,
"Honey, my hands are really, really freezing."

She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?