[BushyOldGrower]

I got real high and thought about doing what I love. Driving fast.

Then I recalled Gypsy's Jag which is the finest car I have ever driven. But, now my mind wandered into a BOG fantasy.

I am driving the SeedsDirect Super Limo Jaguar and Gypsy has a crowd in the back. This limo is special and I can tell you that if you got to go along in a journey with Gypsy in this that you would be one lucky and happy camper.

This ain't no regular limo ya know. It has special water cooled hookas and built in vapes with auto heaters and the old "shotgun tube". As the designated driver I would have my up strains to keep me alert and a beautiful co-driver to assist in my task.

Safe passage to Spain would be the rule however as my motto is "Safety First"!!!

I imagine a fast audi or some such shit creeping around on my tail and I send the signal to the passengers. "Please fasten your seatbelts and prepare for hard acceleration" as the bell sounds the warning and the lights flash....set that blower down and hang on a voice will say in an english accent.

The countdown 3,2,1 will be given before the horses are turned loose. This limo has plenty of power and from outside it looks like any nice long limo but it's as sleeper as they get. I have at my command 1600 supercharged horses at ready. The countdown is given as the audi passes and then a loud whine and a low moan is heard just before I take the big girl ballistic.

With one powerful lurch all the stoners in back go totally shit-faced under the G force as the 8 wheel drive locks down on the road and thumps as it humps. Front wheels rising to the point of lifting off the road we accelerate from an easy loaf of 100 mph to 200 mph in just a few seconds as smoke trails the Nirvana limo.

The people in the audi saying, 'wtf?" and me at the wheel grinning like the devil. Hell with Breeding just let me drive!!!

Heehee, just a stoned old grower fantasizing but Gypsy did let me drive his super sleeper Jag that does 156 mph and we did whip a fast audi too... BOG

[Bodhi]

hahaha

I have a hilarious image of BOG driving nice and slow in a pimped out limo..smoke pouring out the windows...he's wearing sunglasses to hide his obvious intoxication and the system is pumpin' "Ride wit' us" by Kurupt hahaha

I wanna ride wit' you Bushy!!!

[BushyOldGrower]

Slow is good too...lets ride!!! BOG

[Captain Canibus]

I like slow and low. Listening to Low Rider by war. Will BOG wear one of those tuxedos? Will his assistant be topless? This could be fun!

[BushyOldGrower]

This is my fantasy. LOL... BOG hahahahaha

[SlackerScrog]

They are running out of Ideas on 'Monster Garage' .

Give Jesse James a call and make that Limo a reality.

peace

[Thing_Fish_]

-Ya mean a Lim-gro-room??? --WHHOOO HOOO!!!

[smokebreaks]

Look for it on the Discovery Channel.

BOG enlists the aid of Jesse James to create the worlds first mobile green gardening machine.

They have 16 weeks to put together the most amazing machine yet. A stretched out H2 limo that runs on hemp seed fuel oil, powering 10000 Watts of Metal Halide. heh. Built in BongGuru water pipes, and stash boxes in every arm rest.

Seriously, we need to see if they could do something like that.

[BushyOldGrower]

Well, ok. BOG

[NOKUY]

just bumpin the oldest thread ..lol

..maybe more oldies to come hehe